The Polish guy at work just told me he likes to bang his wife to "Betty Davis Eyes"

yes

wow

bang

err in graphic detail.

although he's got a pic of his wife at his desk. she's cute. i'd band her to def leppard

Pure as New York snow...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_-RdAzkKlXY

the way kim carnes is bent over...sexxxxxy

man i sorta love this song

yeah...i kinda do too.

now he's harpin about stink fingerin a bartender to the pointer sisters. what the fuck is wrong with this guy.

for those who know me....yeah secretly this is brilliant.

i love this song

now he's harpin about stink fingerin a bartender to the pointer sisters

jump or neutron dance

"automatic" is the p sisters jam

actually june pointer little boy sweet from vacation. i need to download this now.

I thought "Automatic" was a man for the longest time. They did that Sesame Street song of counting to 12 to the psychedelic pinball animation.

kim carns used to band james taylor RITE??

*bang

yeah "automatic" sounds like el debarge

now he's onto the Tubes "shes a beauty"...i love this kid.

for those who know me....yeah secretly this is brilliant.

I was about to say, you LOVE these kinds of stories.

that video is sick dude. they ride in this girl robot mobile. i saw it in beavis and butthead.

wait until i tell him i got a handjob to "year of the cat" in college.

hahaha

nothing will ever beat the pizza pope fuck or whatever

dude this guys stories are giving me a stinger.

the pizza pope fuck

A band name, somewhere.

28. Stinger
7 up, 32 down

When you fuck a woman in the ass, and halfway through you pull your cock out of her ass, and replace it with a big knife.

I gave my girl a stinger and now she's dead
by Stinger Jun 20, 2004 email it

7 up huh

Bingo! :D

Ask Polish Guy what he does during those clapping parts when the verse comes back in after the first chorus. Does he have the rhythm?

Maybe Polish Guy just does the ass slapping?

"SLAPSLAP... SLAP... SLAPSLAP... SLAP"

who cares about the sex how do you get a shoeshine boy at work i gotta know???

wait until i tell him i got a handjob to "year of the cat" in college.

O_0 (I'm left-handed)

I have unsolicited handjob tale from guy who drunkenly accosted me the other night. Also involves cougs. One moment, while I clear my throat...

"clear my throat"

Ha, yeah, so...

I was out a couple of nights ago having a drink at some bar, and this guy comes up to me and launches into a story in which he manageds to commumicate (in the space of less than ten minutes) that:

a. he had received a handjob a few hours earlier (I gathered at some strip-club or something; but I can't be entirely sure based on his drunken telling of it in passing)

b. he had recently purchased a "4 for 3" set of porn videos, and the fourth one turned out to be a "MILF" video, which he got into despite himself or something, agh, I'm starting to feel even grosser than by rights I should feel in recounting this conversation

c. I (dell) should really concentrate on seeking out twenty-one year olds, esp., those that look like they will "age well", b/c then I will get "the best of both worlds" or something

d. all women mid-thirties+ are mentally imbalanced, so fuck them, etc.

e. the friends that he's been hanging out with lately are "creeps", with nothing to offer, so it's time for him to ditch them

f. there was also something about how one of his (male) friends was jewish, and recently some hott jewish chicks immediately glommed onto that friend, and so it followed that this guy not being jewish left him at some disadvantage on the playing field, so to speak

d. contradicts c. and f. contradicts e. Odds on he did his own handjob.

uh, yeah. the handjob comment came so out of left-field, even by the standards of his drunken conversational presentation, so I can't even rightly begin to specify what that was really all about

it's better if a hand-job comes from left field.

^^^ surely that belongs on the cricket thread?

although he's got a pic of his wife at his desk. she's cute. i'd band her to def leppard

...and you could role play and pretend to only have one arm...

it's better if a hand-job comes from left field.

Barry Bonds gives handjobs?

It's cute, because you try so hard.

it's cute that you're a pseudo-intellectual wank. get AIDS and die.

great stuff guys

who's joking?

hahahaha awesome

sure, give yourself another self-congratulatory pat on the back, after all, you are clearly your biggest fan.

you also might be the ugliest man I've ever seen!

jj has cuet girlfriend tho you must admit that mr. overface

this thread was getting good, what happened

I was polishing my wife to Chris DeBurgh, and then I band Bo Jackson Overdrive.

10. Lady In Red by Chris DeBurgh
i wish i felt that pretty, lol. hey this song is just a timeless classic.
5. Take On Me by A-HA
not only is this the best song of the 80's the i have ever heard and the coolest video i have ever seen, that leader singer is pretty hot lol.
3. In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel
ok, i am just gonna ask one single question. why havent i ever had a boyfriend that stood outside my bedroom window playing this song all night for. i always say they are either taken or gay.

AND THE WINNER IS:

1. Take My Breath Away by Berlin
my goodness i loved this song since i was a baby. and girls you can not tell me that everytime you hear this song on top gun you just wanna go and find yourself a hot fighter pilot lol

7. One More Night by Phill Collins
so tender song... i really love the rithm and lirycs of this beautifull hit of mister Colins
6. Rush, Rush by Paula Abdul
so hooty!! that song is really sexy... and the voice of Paula.. oh my good! the first time that i ear this song i dont have idea who sing.. i think in madonna, pointer sisters!! o my good.. so crazy!!

"It" reads you and talks back, luv.