girls girls hate when u think theyre hot / girls girls love when u think theyre hot

Their attractive friends/their not so attractive friends.

that basically covers it, dunnit

Great thread!

in the three-name division:
Jennifer Love Hewitt/Rachael Leigh Cook

hahaha - i know so many "sensitive" dudes who are all, "sigh... cate blanchett is so beautiful." i'd LOVE it if one of them admitted to mariah carey lust.

ha lauren otm.

Albeit with a disclaimer, my husband recently admitted he thinks that Mariah Carey has a really hot body. I haven't stopped teasing him. Not that I don't think she does but c'mon it's Mimi.

http://www.listafterlist.com/Portals/0/lists/jessica-alba-749754.jpg / http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/julianne_moore/julianne_moore28.jpg

anyone from the Hills / Tina Fey

hahaha - i know so many "sensitive" dudes who are all, "sigh... cate blanchett is so beautiful." i'd LOVE it if one of them admitted to mariah carey lust.

-- lauren, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:27 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Skank. Seriously revolting. Blanchett's delicious.

Any porn star/Dita Von Teese

keira knightley owns the first category, really.

Heidi Klum/Padma Lakshmi

I really hate it when I voice distaste at someone repellent like Mariah Carey and some male wit says 'oh but I bet you'd do her.'

because they got you there?

Zooey Deschanel/Clara Bow (rip)

their moms/their moms

their sisterses/their moms

their moms/their sistereses

Beth Ditto/Beth Ditto

their moms/their moms

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, January 13, 2008 7:19 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

boys, take note: there is a difference between "your mom is pretty" and "i'd like to fuck your mom."

my wife says Heidi Klum and Padma Lakshmi should be reversed, as Padma is "hot but kind of a ho-bag."

she also nominates Eva Longoria/Kate Winslet

skinny/not skinny

^^^

^^^^^^^ yes. ha - xpost.

someone not like them / someone quite like them

overly skinny/normal
overly busty/normal

trying to imagine who the ultimate too-skinny/too-busty woman might be

dirrrty nurse/naughty librarian

strippers/they ugly friend

jenna jameson/jenna haze

I've found that they generally hate you if you think anyone is hot.

10's/6's

ellen pompeo/sandra oh
katherine heigl/kate walsh

Marissa/Summer

Joey/Jen

Christina Ricci/Winona Ryder

i think we have found the limit of this system with that last one

jake gyllenhaal / maggie gyllenhaal

maggie gyllenhaal / naomi foner

maggie g/zooey d

or is it

zooey d/maggie g?

zooey d / emily d / caleb d

god, i'm repelled by most of these on the "love" side

but, i don't really care who a dude jerks it to

i mean "clara bow"??? jesus, "oh, i am so excited that my BF jerks it to the image of some silent film actress with indie hair", fuck's sake

that one...

that one does bug me, a little!

your ex/their ex

maybe not like hot hot, for the second one.

yeah, i'd love a dude who dates girls he is not attracted to.

???

Better. I think she looks best w/ red hair.

Spidey hangin' upside down just so he can look down the front of Bill Corgan's dress and check out his boobs

i wish it was cool to post fake porn of kirsten dunst on ilx :(

also british men are all gay

well yes, that too. i think y'all might not go for all this mummy/daddy shit, tho.

i think we go for it less (recalling way old article i read about "mom-ism") but i think dom passantino is the expert on english gals with daddy issues.

and his size is...

I'm with Jaymc and Dan and Mandee here: I don't think it should matter who your partner finds hot (unless it's a kid or someone morbidly anorexic), if you know that he/she finds you attractive too. I've never had a specific type of person I'd find especially hot, so I don't think saying someone who's not like my partner is hot automatically means I don't find her hot.

One good think about dating a bisexual girl is, if you're a bisexual guy, you can drool over the same people. Or argue whether or not someone is hot.

I was just thinking this thread needed a Tuomas post.

it's not about "I don't think it should" though; if it pisses someone off, it pisses them off.

xpost

and a pissing-in-the-wind response to one.

i guess ive been hanging out with too many foppish indie types who swoon over audrey hep's "elegant neck"

Yeah, I know if something pisses someone off, it's probably best not to say it. It's just that personally I don't quite understand this sort of thing. Like, the previous girl I dated told me, after we broke up, that one good thing about me was that I wasn't jealous of her male friends (most of her friends were guys). I was kinda surprised, because before she told me this, the idea that I should be jealous of her friends, or that she might think I'm jealous of them, hadn't even crossed my mind. But apparently she'd had that problem with other guys she'd dated. Sometimes I just don't get people.

feeling's mutual

Tuomas, that might have been code for "lol I bang my guy friends, you're still in there"

When I was in high school my best friend was this girl, and all of her boyfriends were jealous of me. Once at a party one of them even ran to a room where I was having sex with a girl, because he thought I was there sexing with her! You'd think one would have enough trust in his girlfriend not to think she's cheating him with her bloody best friend?!

(x-post)

Huh.

Dan, it was even more confusing, because all of her male friends I met were either gay or spoken for (or both).

im so proud of this thread

I went off Kirsten Dunst altogether when someone pointed out she looks like Billy Corgan with hair and breasts.

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 13:30

matt dc you evil, EVIL man.

(That was about the girl I dated, not my high school friend.)

(xx-post)

Once at a party one of them even ran to a room where I was having sex with a girl, because he thought I was there sexing with her!

Those Christening Parties can get a little out of hand sometimes

???

"masturbating in front of a baby" thread ref

oh good.

Okay, maybe that was kinda weirdly worded. The story is as follows: I was at a house party, and at some point I went upstairs to have sex with this girl I was fooling around with at the moment. My best friend and her current boyfriend were also there. At some point the boyfriend couldn't find her anymore (it was a big house), because she'd gone down to the basement to puff some weed. Then he heard someone mention that I was upstairs doing it with some girl. He thought the girl in question was my friend, i.e. his girlfriend. He then ran into the room we were in, shouting "What the hell is going on in here?!". Then he looked at the girl I was with, realized she was someone else altogether, became totally embarrassed, muttered "Sorry...", and went away.

(xxx-post)

Then he heard someone mention that I was upstairs doing it with some girl.

What, you mean he didn't roll his eyes and go, "What? Again?"

kirsten dunst has never worn a bra, ever

I've never had a specific type of person I'd find especially hot,

other than finns, you mean?

I've dated a German girl and and Icelandic girl too!

lol

The three-way with fake faces is fucking hysterical. I highly recommend you all GIS it at some point when you will not get in trouble.

I didn't even need to expand the picture from the results to laugh my head off.

I think I would pick Carey over Blanchett. Blanchett has never been on Cribs.

Not that I have a choice/chance.

tori amos/gillian anderson

Cameron Diaz/Rachel Weisz

Sienna Miller/Kate Winslett

Dunst has that problem for me where she makes me think of Dutch people inbreeding or something

(though a quick unsuccessful google to figure out what kind of name "Dunst" is turns up that her parents are named Klaus and Inez, which suggests the exact opposite)

I hereby disavow some/many of the places gabbneb has taken my short/tall discussion. I mean, we could psychoanalyze all day and come up with lots of complicated interconnecting reasons about why, but the bottom line is just this basic common idea that the male part of a hetero couple should be taller, or at least shouldn't be a whole bunch shorter

(there is a whole other discussion to be had re: people who really want partners to conform to whatever commonplace young notion they had of what their partner would be like VS. people who don't really care about that, or maybe even care in the opposite direction)

I thought of something that seemed relevant to the thread, but kind of backwards! Once I was describing the bourne identity to a friend and mentioned that Franke Potente was in it (love!) and he was like, "oh, that ugly chick from Run Lola Run?" and I was immediately like, "SHE IS NOT UGLY I HATE BOYS!!!" and was mad at him for days. so i guess I'm lol crazy.

I thought the title of this thread was just a lyric from a club song

I think Franke Poente is very hot but she definitely didn't look her best in Lola.

Nabisco - I'm pretty sure Dunst's parents are from Germany.

*Potente* whoops.

I hereby disavow some/many of the places gabbneb has taken my short/tall discussion

adoption of "some/many" > being off the $

lol short dudes amirite?

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_03_2008/post-1974-1204750893.jpg

overweight women in 'wear underpants' shocker

girls who look like girls/girls who look like teenage boys

oh man, I would like to see some girl that look like teenage boys. short lesbian/anime haircuts. garglegarglegargle (to the pretty ones)

um

good times

garglegarglegargle (to the pretty ones)

Was that a Mariah song or something?

Maybe the Manics.