buncha fuckin Texans see a UFO, 23% soil themselves

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080114/ap_on_fe_st/odd_ufo_sightings

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

riiiight. and in this day and age, nobody managed to get even a camera photo of it? hmmm.

"You hear about big bass or big buck in the area, but this is a different deal,"

Ste, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

Iran has REALLY gone too far this time.

StanM, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

lol

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

Sorrells said he has seen the object several times. He said he watched it through his rifle's telescopic lens and described it as very large and without seams, nuts or bolts.

<3 Texas

Abbott, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/plan-nine-from-outer-space/media/quotid.jpg

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

It says there are 200 sitings per month in US. There also is a crappy video on that link.

CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/2763/etxa5.th.jpg

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fanboy.com/images/Santa-Claus-Conquers.jpg

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jb.man.ac.uk/news/h2g2/Vogons-wp.jpg

gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

hoos threw them out of his hotel so they had nowhere to stay for the night

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

They made speciesist comments?

nickn, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

"'People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times,' said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide."

It's painful to read shit like this.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Stephenville, TX" is also the eleventh song on Jewel's 2006 album Goodbye Alice in Wonderland. Jewel resides in Stephenville, with her boyfriend Ty Murray.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

the aliens are here to see Jewel, obv.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

maybe Jewel is an alien?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

an alien with big tittiez

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Sorrells said he has seen the object several times. He said he watched it through his rifle's telescopic lens

any surprise why they don't land?

latebloomer, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

"owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide"

they make 'em big in Texas amirite

latebloomer, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

xpost http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6949/shaqlolps6.jpg

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18195328

"Faster than a speeding bullet — and bigger than a Wal-Mart."

\(o_0)/

StanM, Friday, 18 January 2008 06:46 (eighteen years ago)

how many ilxors have seen a ufo, or at least something inexplicable in the sky?

kingfish, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:14 (eighteen years ago)

something like an unidentified flying object?

CaptainLorax, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:20 (eighteen years ago)

Jon Williams!

latebloomer, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:23 (eighteen years ago)

Larry King is talking to these people tonight. God, fuck off.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 January 2008 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

...and in other news, Fire in the Sky rentals have increased by 200%

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 19 January 2008 02:11 (eighteen years ago)


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