your habits that annoy your coworkers

I floss a couple of my teeth at my desk. Not all of them, just two problem spots. I face away from everyone and they face away from me, but I do try to be quiet enough that they don't have to hear wet mouth noises and little *POINGS* from the string.

I snap my gum sometimes, but that's nothing compared to what they do.

Laurel you should get those little floss picks, they make clandestine flossing almost possible.

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/den-tek-dental-flosser-thumb.jpg

Also they're the only thing I can floss with as my teeth are so damn close together; normal floss just shreds up between them or won't go through.

I reckoned this thread would be far less popular than the 8473 threads like "my coworkers breathe in a way I dislike; dish about yrs here."

I am that aspie rube, y'all!

i love annoying my coworkers.

i sing outloud. i brag about the length and girth of my shits. i tell them about my sexual conquests in all the disturbingly lewd glory. i use their phones. i respond to their instant messages when one pops up and i'm at their desk while they're away. i offer up unsolicited advice on any conversation going on within earshot. when i can't remember the words to the (probably awful) song i'm singing i whistle. i go on and on and on and on and on...

C/D: Sashaying into work 45 minutes late with a coffee in one hand and a delicious breakfast sandwich in the other?

oh! i do that too sometimes!

i'm at work right now!

Talk about my cats. Blatently ignore their talk about their children.

Can I come and work with you Dys? =)

I don't really talk to anyone. I blatantly skive when everyone else is busy (and am always the first to leave at night, just ignoring the bizarre who-will-stay-latest? competition that seems to be going on). I chew gum all day (don't think I make any noise with it or have my mouth open or anything though). I look a bit scruffy sometimes and if you get too close I probably smell too much of cigarette smoke even though I gave up a couple of weeks ago.

Definitely talking about my dog all day.

BEING HIGH ALL THE TIME.

SOMETIMES SMELLING BAD.

omg

ummm... being in a rEALLY BAD MOOD IN THE MORNINGS