http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm
I've totally been there
― ken c, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:05 (eighteen years ago)
creepy uncanny valley shit...
― snoball, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)
She's not very fit.
― chap, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)
I went too fast for her...
― AleXTC, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:14 (eighteen years ago)
"Service Temporarily Unavailable" So it's like real life - only with fewer timeouts...
― snoball, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
I went for the kiss, she went "service temporarily unavailable" !
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:24 (eighteen years ago)
xpost SHE DID THE SAME THING TO ME!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, and Dare you download the program and install it on your hard drive? Hmm?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:26 (eighteen years ago)
I guess we exhausted her...
― AleXTC, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:28 (eighteen years ago)
the "program" is just a bunch of webpages
― ken c, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
"Sorry, but the bedroom is off limits!"
damn, i'm such a slut.
― CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
she keeps dismissing me because i pig out too much at dinner
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/slow.jpg "I love jazz, I find it romantic."
Oh Arianebot...
― Øystein, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Ariane4.jpg/180px-Ariane4.jpg sorry, this doesn't usually happen...
― snoball, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://i9.tinypic.com/72rolt0.jpg
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
"I love jazz, I find it romantic."
Oh really?! I like jazz, too. Have you heard of a guy named John Zorn?
― kenan, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
It's amazingly realistic, I'm not getting anywhere here either.
:-)
― StanM, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 18:37 (eighteen years ago)
I have a lot of "jazz mags" at home... (xpost)
― snoball, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 18:38 (eighteen years ago)
no, that's "jizz"
― kenan, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
"I love jizz, I find it romantic."
I got onto the steak dinner with wine haha
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
i made it to playing truth or dare in the hot tub! then it broke :(
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:25 (eighteen years ago)
ek she looks like how some alien wld think humans look like. actually sleep deprivation has rendered me asexual so iam not interested in droids thank god.
― stevienixed, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:33 (eighteen years ago)
>kiss her
"let's try that with a little tongue this time"
>french kiss her
"you are moving to fast for me"
― Slumpman, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
I got as far as the museum.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 23:46 (eighteen years ago)
holy christ this is terrifying
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:34 (eighteen years ago)
yikes that kissy closeup makes it look like she is wearing a ton of makeup over bad skin
― bell_labs, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:36 (eighteen years ago)
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/bottumsup.jpg <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
― gr8080, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)
wau
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:35 (eighteen years ago)
HI DERE 2005
― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:35 (eighteen years ago)
at least now the rest of us got to see what luna's got to offer
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:36 (eighteen years ago)
of course grady would be the first!
― omar little, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:38 (eighteen years ago)
Done
Xpost 2 Jordan: Oh Snap CHAIN COMBO X3 MULTIPLIER
― Mikey Bidness, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:40 (eighteen years ago)
I like how the first screen implies that you've been leering through the window at her for some time.
― S-, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:48 (eighteen years ago)
INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY IN "ABSENCE OF SOCIALIST REALISM" SHOCKAH
― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, 17 January 2008 01:50 (eighteen years ago)
SHE ALWAYS DUMPS ME FOR EATING TOO MUCH AT DINNER AND NOT TALKING ENOUGH
― homosexual II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:01 (eighteen years ago)
socialist?
anyway http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/pole3.jpg
― ken c, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:02 (eighteen years ago)
louis really picked the wrong time to leave ilx
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:02 (eighteen years ago)
oh he would have just given her a note and run away
― omar little, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:06 (eighteen years ago)
a note with archaic words
― ken c, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:09 (eighteen years ago)
I keep getting stuck talking to her over steak - I assume there's somewhere to click and lead you out of the dining room, but I can't find it.
― milo z, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:12 (eighteen years ago)
Me: clicks "say something funny"
A: "how about a kiss"
(only option available is "french kiss her")
I tried. I got dumped on the spot.
What a crap date.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:13 (eighteen years ago)
lol @ her nipples getting hard after you complement her
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:14 (eighteen years ago)
hey wow, she invited her friend alexis over for me : )
― omar little, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:15 (eighteen years ago)
how do you respond to her?
she asked me "how are you physically?" and the only response i could find was "caress her chest"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:16 (eighteen years ago)
grady knows how to work it
xp ok omar little knows how to work it also
― gff, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:16 (eighteen years ago)
every time i complement her the only subsequent actions are all precursors to rape
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:18 (eighteen years ago)
I tried cheating using the "backspace" key, but then whenever I clicked on the steak I wound up walking in on her in the bathroom
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
I hugged her three times in a row and she kept complimenting me and telling me how great I am.
TOTAL fag hag.
― Stevie D, Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:20 (eighteen years ago)
is that one penis or two
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)
Wow, it's two but it totally looks like one.
― tuesday (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
that would be two
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
lol I'm gonna have to start playing again
― Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)
would disentangle
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)
gr8 revive
― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)
this was the thread where grady taught me how to have sex
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:08 (fifteen years ago)
hi five
― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:14 (fifteen years ago)
Don't want to dwell but the blonde doesn't have nuts, why?
― unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:39 (fifteen years ago)
because they would get in the way of the clit
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 08:05 (fifteen years ago)
Suddenly I feel like an idiot.
― unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)
eat once, drink once, pass the salt when she asks, talk once, compliment once, then get in the pool
― gr8080, Wednesday, January 16, 2008 9:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I have started using this strategy irl
― Just Another Lyre (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:21 PM (2 years ago)
― Here Comes Abbryone (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:14 (thirteen years ago)
"my name is legion for I am many" - ring a bell to you ghouls?
lol tombot killed it on this thread
― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:13 (thirteen years ago)
Ariane gets a visual update for the forthcoming sequel.http://arianeb.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/finally-a-new-comic/
― beanz meanz lulz (snoball), Monday, 2 April 2012 08:00 (thirteen years ago)
http://arianeb.com/sita/index.htm
the sequel's out, in beta
it seems a bit rubbishy
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 May 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)
Fun times on this thread.
I like the tilty lady on the front page of the new one.
― emil.y, Sunday, 12 May 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)
it seems to be a traditional Visual Novel and as such there's nowhere near the crazy complexity of the decision branching in the original. have finished one story line that was kinda funny tho.
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 May 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/bathroom1.jpg
getting close
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 May 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)
Wey, I was trying to remember the name of this game the other day.
― oppet, Sunday, 12 May 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)
from the FAQ
<i>I like the music, is there a soundtrack album?
Most of the music is by Marc Riedinger, and most of it can be purchased here. I would just retitle the tracks: 1) Paula's Lab, 2) Raptor Hunt, 3) Tower of Ion, 4) SITA Main Title, 6) Veronica's Ride, 7) Rock Golem, 8) The Maguffin Job, 9) Forest Trail, 10) The LARP, 11) Sci-Fi Convention, 12) Medusa, 13) Dance of the Vampire Stripper.</i>
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)
http://videogamedad.tumblr.com/post/58544684684
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)
HuffPost Politics @HuffPostPol 3hHow good is your Arianna impression? http://huff.to/1jvH1YD
I misread that and almost clicked.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)
lol
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)
i have no idea what this is but i tried to play it
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)
did you fuck her
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)
no! your walkthrough upthread needs to be more comprehensive
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)
did she turn into Mr. Que
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)
wow she looks way less ridiculous now in the new 2014 preview
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, the stills that have been updated are pretty great. I haven't looked at it in a couple years, so I'm rusty. The game I just played ended with Parcheesi and a kiss goodnight.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 06:20 (eleven years ago)
hey i did it on my third try. don't think i ever managed it last time around. obviously in the intervening years i have improved my game significantly.
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 06:30 (eleven years ago)
she gave me a 7/10, but no dice
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)
OH SHIT
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/d_files/ariane/1_start.html
well that didn't work right
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:04 (eleven years ago)
What was it supposed to do?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)
these things are walkthroughs
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)
i think you're supposed to sleep with her. this game sucks.
"supposed to" i'm not even sure that's the objective
true, we could just be trying to have a nice night with her, form a genuine connection, but this game makes PUAs of us all.
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)
Give her a compliment -> "You look beautiful" -> Read a poem -> "IN XANADU DID KUBLA KHAN"
Hot date 4 sho
Also"I love Jazz! I think it`s romantic. "http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/slow1.jpg
This guy needs to team up with ZS
― Øystein, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)
http://sergioboyfriend.com/index-9.shtml
― 龜, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)
good luck markers
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)
i'll need it
― markers, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)
Yes! Finally!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 August 2015 22:59 (ten years ago)
The best I've done so far is sex twice (with the lights off), a sloshed-on-liquor nude feel up on her table right before she passes out and a game of Marco Polo in the pool with Ariane and her friend (once nude, twice splitting the bikini).― Johnny Fever, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:48 AM (7 years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:48 AM (7 years ago)
Oh, apparently I've done it before...SEVEN YEARS AGO.
Lights on this time, though...and twice!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 August 2015 23:31 (ten years ago)
This fuckin thread
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 16 August 2015 23:58 (ten years ago)
rofl JF
― Cosmic Slop, Monday, 17 August 2015 01:44 (ten years ago)
Lol this still exists
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 November 2020 09:09 (five years ago)
My philosophical goal is to write the “Great American Visual Novel”
― butch wig (diamonddave85), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:55 (two years ago)
My most regrettable fap
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:30 (two years ago)
i'm no erotic visual novel historian but if you look in the visual novel section (nsfw obvs) on steam, it appears that the ariane series was hugely influential on the western developed titles. maybe the author did in fact write the Great American Visual Novel
― butch wig (diamonddave85), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:02 (two years ago)