what nut

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is lowest, gents?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
left	7
right	3

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

i have money riding on this

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

ILX has hit rock bottom

― DG, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

They ain't that low.

― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

only up from here then

― gff, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

uh xp

― gff, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

From whose perspective?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

from Ned's perspective

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

i need votes here, people, this needs to be sabremetrically sound

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

the lowest nut is free

― dan m, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

I naively thought this would be a poll on hazelnuts vs. almonds or something.

― Nicole, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

not all nutsacks are lopsided, i'll have you know

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

It's the left, by a bawhair.

― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

i voted macadamia

― s1ocki, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

but i like them all :)

― s1ocki, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

My nuts never slow down enough for me to check.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

"slow down"???

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Perpetual Nutmotion

― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

"Oscillating Wildly"

― Tom D., Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

This thread discriminates against polyorchids.

― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

There's a joke where the punchline is "Wan Hung Lo" but I can't remember it

― Tom D., Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

There was a young man from Devizes,
Whose balls were of different sizes.
The one were so small,
It were no ball at all,
But the other won several prizes.

ITHANGYEW

― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever seen a non-symmetrical ballsack, tho I've seen few balls to mention.

― Abbott, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

I had a feeling left would win.

― nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

seriously though why do nuts oscillate?

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 18 January 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

temp regulation. + u can't have 'em at the same height or they'd knock into each other like those little desk toy ball knocker things. only with two balls. your balls.

― gff, Friday, 18 January 2008 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

balls.

― gff, Friday, 18 January 2008 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

whose nutz?

― kingfish, Friday, 18 January 2008 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

Really? Left? Huh. I have some experience in this, and I woulda figured Right.

― Jesse, Friday, 18 January 2008 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

newton's cradle

― remy bean, Friday, 18 January 2008 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

everyone who voted "right" is lying

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

seriously!!

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

Really? Left? Huh. I have some experience in this, and I woulda figured Right.

-- Jesse, Thursday, January 17, 2008 11:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

your right, or his?

― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

Both.

― Jesse, Friday, 18 January 2008 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 20 January 2008 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

Nuts are pretty awesome. Only rivaled on the awesomeness scale by the weiner. They make NOISES!

― Jesse, Sunday, 20 January 2008 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

i was looking for a thread on cashews and the like...

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

LEFT!

― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

me too and i tend to "hang" left as well. wonder if they are related?

― will, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

Results predict landslide for Obama.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

i know this guy who both of his are the exact same level, and he hangs dead center

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

sitting on the fence

― Jarlrmai, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

left.

― titchyschneiderMk2, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

Noises?

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

seriously though why do nuts oscillate?

-- iiiijjjj, Thursday, January 17, 2008 5:27 PM (5 months ago)

Perhaps you have noticed the effects of cold water on a scrotum?

They are built to be temperature sensitive and to contract or expand based on minor amounts of stimulation. It doesn't always have to be temperature. And it doesn't have to be symmetrical.

In the same way that thinking about spicy food can make your mouth water, just thinking about things that make your scrotum react can sometimes start them squirming, depending on the vividness of your imagination.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 22:43 (seventeen years ago)

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