What makes a guy a "bruv"?

jokes, bruv.

i'm glad you missed out "plays grime mp3s on the top deck" since it's a middle-class fantasy-figure.

Lol black people.

White people can be bruvs too.

Asians can't though :-(

Lol Telegraph 'is your kid an emo, chav or rude boy?' article.

Link.

when ban got dommed. never forget.

heaven needed a lolzatinno.

Should have included a "willing to pose for Daily Mail snapper" option

Should have included 'talks in thick patois unless its to an adult in which case talks like Chris Eubank, like that hilarious character in Skins'.

Missed "weird kind of open legged sprawl manner of sitting on back seat of bus"

Look, either I can waste time by sitting around implying you are a racist all day or you can show balance by undertaking to do this for emos, chavs, scene kids and whatever fills the last column in the Radio Times double-page spread these days.

Look, either I can waste time by sitting around implying you are a racist all day or you can show balance by undertaking to do this for emos, chavs, scene kids and whatever fills the last column in the Radio Times double-page spread these days.

^^^^New ILX motto

I meant to do a "In this thread we pay tribute to people from the late 90s who wandered around in fairy wings and glitter listening to Placebo" thread the other day, but couldn't be bothered

lock and destroy top three ile threads at the moment, pleeeease

it's not even an issue of self-righteous ethical whatever...it's just they're making me nauseous

Gets busted for graffing? Father director of financial software solutions company? Studying at UWE?

wears banned 'hoodies'

Is that Shaun Wright-Phillips in the centre?

Our Elliot is a bruv, for reals.

I like the fact that the third one from the left is quite clearly fucking freezing.

Should have included 'talks in thick patois unless its to an adult in which case talks like Chris Eubank, like that hilarious character in Skins'.

-- Matt DC, 18 January 2008 09:34 (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

vs

Look, either I can waste time by sitting around implying you are a racist all day or you can show balance by undertaking to do this for emos, chavs, scene kids and whatever fills the last column in the Radio Times double-page spread these days.

-- Matt DC, 18 January 2008 09:43 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

is the one in the baby blue a girl?

the answer is "Causes Dom Passantino to question whether he's becoming a racist

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insomniac americans making joeks in brit thread

"joeks", bruv

the answer is "Causes Dom Passantino to question whether he's becoming a racist

What do you mean, "question"?

insomniac americans making joeks in brit thread

you're the only ones up! I'm sorry you get the worst jokes, way post-drinking but still pre-coffee. :(

i'm american kenan

i was basically referring to you me and deej

http://www.guti.ru/dump/albums/userpics/normal_nigga_skinhead.jpg

shit

http://www.guti.ru/dump/albums/userpics/normal_nigga_skinhead.jpg

"collector's item"

Disappointed that "Brap" wasn't an option here.

i was basically referring to you me and deej

total bruvs in bag-eyes

blud please dont hate dis coz if ur from ends (london )u will dun how dis shit poped of man evry1 was like oi hus dat " please nd dis tune made leathle famouzzz so boy it neva floped nd out to all the ppl hatin if u dont spit dont fukin speak bruv how can sum1 hu dont spit say sum 1s timing is rong or bollox like dat man wat the fuck man oi out to more fire stil blesss kdots inside the place w9 . w10 . w2 . sk nd surroundin bits init kl

Elz is that you?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sI1PaFg-JbQ

lolz

brap brap

Was really hoping that'd link to "Never Gonna Give You Up"

"i'm glad you missed out "plays grime mp3s on the top deck" since it's a middle-class fantasy-figure."

^^^has never been on a bus.

okay they might not be playing grime but hip hop or dancehall, definitely.

Usually it's US hip hop, RnB or maybe just a porn .wmv really loud.

Only white, middle class bloggers actually listen grime, lol.

"i'm glad you missed out "plays grime mp3s on the top deck" since it's a middle-class fantasy-figure."

^^^has never been on a bus.

okay they might not be playing grime but hip hop or dancehall, definitely.

-- mr x, Monday, January 21, 2008 6:12 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah maybe: rnb/hiphop... ie not grime.

Still get quite a lot of Gabba/Happy Hardcore-ish stuff too. WHILE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING READ, THANK YOU

i saw some kids playing grime on the bus once. saw a late teens guy playing a roll deep radio rip on his phone walking down the street too.

one mid 20s woman was playing some awful celine dion type song on her phone too.

i saw a guy playing grime... he was wearing 'vintage' trainersand reading the idler. jokes.

yeh i dont really hear much grime on the buses anymore either cos i dont get the buses through shoreditch or hoxton anymore.

jokes bruv.

They think they're being ironic but they're not.

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i saw a guy playing grime... he was wearing 'vintage' trainersand reading the idler. jokes.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 21 January 2008 18:27 (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

probably made that story up.

jokes

Was hoping it was (insert name of whoever is current beatdown target for LBZC)

they'd be too busy reading chantelle fiddy's column in thelondonpaper/a print-out of pitchfork/something else we think is lame, to read the idler (which is also lame).

Real talk

insomniac americans making joeks in brit thread

-- J0rdan S., Friday, January 18, 2008 4:26 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

this was in my 3000+ post month

We like to think that we helped you with at least 30 of those posts with high-end threads like this

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more liek
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Can't imagine that any of the LBZC are closetly gay, tbh

Oh wait, Sal's not in that photo. Approved.