Back in about 1990 or so, I was ordering some kind of product or resgistering for some service. I forget. Anyway, I discovered that the form I needed to fill out required me to list a business. I said I was an Executive Vice President of Discount Pet Warehouse.
I used this name because it struck me as purely absurd. Who would buy a discount pet from a warehouse? No one in their right mind, I thought.
Today I Googled it, in quotes. It got more than 9000 hits. This world.
― Aimless, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
Getcher bent pussy, yer chinless chinchilla, yer unfinished fish, right here at Discount Pet Warehouse! Just take the expressway to Exit 48 and look for the signs! Cheaper cheaper cheaper!
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:29 (eighteen years ago)
We got tadpoles that are hung like horses and horses that are hung like tadpoles! Nobody goes away unsatisfied at DISCOUNT PET WAREHOUSE!!!!
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
Check out this bucket o' mice! TWO BUCKS FOR THE WHOLE BUCKET! They arrived on the lot with some scuffs and dents and we gotta make room for the new models! DISCOUNT PET WAREHOUSE, right off Exit 48! Free hot dogs for the kids!
(SFX: hog squeal)
Come see us! DISCOUNT PET WAREHOUSE!!!!!
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:33 (eighteen years ago)