Does anyone else hate the word "horny" ?

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t10/cmjohnson87/doris%20day%20dvd%20front%20art/youngmanwithahorn.jpg

http://chilee.typepad.com/spicy_chili/images/horny_man.jpg

haha variations on the horn

maybe i'm old fashioned but i feel the same way abt this word but only in intimate situations. in other situations it is pure comedy!

austin powers lol

p.s. that pic is the anti-horny

I think you should use the word "concupiscent" instead of "horny." Of course, almost no one will have any idea what you're talking about, but that is the downside of hating the word "horny."

dudes wait i thought 'turned on' was just fine but i am from 1975

^LSD

http://www.gloryholearchive.com/gloryhole/straight/howigotrich/gloyholegirlz/images/%A0horny-housewife.jpg

gas, grass, or ass
no one rides for free

xpost waht

i only ever heard that like last year and on this board i think!

yeah i'm gonna pretend i don't understand even the 1/10 i understand abt that pic

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/PopularMechanics/1-1924/lrg_giant_brass_horn.jpg

I wish horny meant "difficult and uncomfortable."

ie - "That boy's in one horny situation! How's he gonna get out of that one? Its one horn-dinger of a horny hornster!"

Is she trying to light the fart of someone else through that hole? wtf.

Also "I'm horny" from a woman is about as exciting as "I'm ovulating"

Hah!

I only hate it when I can't do anything about it.

http://cache.wonkette.com/politics/ricemakesout.jpg

Also "I'm horny" from a woman is about as exciting as "I'm ovulating"

R to the O double-E N G.

In libcrypt's mind, it's less exciting.

well I'm sure looking forward to more images culled from gloryholearchive.c0m.

keepin ILX classy

glory hole archivist

FUCK

http://www.radiocittadelcapo.it/img/groovy.jpg

Jeez - way to belittle my desire!

this makes it sound like you're gonna be all bummed out if yr partner doesn't honor the fire or something - do you also hate the word "hungry" because it doesn't really do justice to how much you wanna eat? "horny" is kind of a bringing-it-down-a-notch word, but maybe that's to the good

nb I am just arguging for the sake of it, I also hate the word "horny" though I don't think the issue is that it "belittles my desire"

it is not as bad as the word "nookie"

"I'm horny for a little nookie. Wanna come over and make a little whoopie?"

So that's how you proposed to your wife.

I've never liked the word "pussy," frankly. It just sounds so damn stupid and juvenile.

words describing genitalia should be more classy.

from now on, my dick shall be referred to as "The Duke".

^ban

^anb

"horny" and "nookie" are both unpleasant words made more unpleasant by reminding me of two of my least favourite songs of the late 90s (or maybe that's why I hated the songs so much, I forget)

http://images.snapfish.com/345%3C55774%7Ffp337%3Enu%3D3268%3E674%3E282%3EWSNRCG%3D32334%3B754%3B:2%3Cnu0mrj

"Titties" is also a terribly unsexy word, and I totally agree about "pussy." "Panties" is pretty bad too.

I can't stand it when they call can coozies "beer titties".

lol arkansas

horny arroused

Also "I'm horny" from a woman is about as exciting as "I'm ovulating"

!!!!! I never realized this was a descriptive term rather than a really random slANG until now.

"Panties" is as old-fashioned and non-sexy a practical term as "blouse."

Did PRINCE ever use the word horny? This is a pressing question.

"Horny" just sounds like something middle school kids would say. I don't really like "titties" either but am fine with "tits".

Also, Alex is right, "pussy" is pretty bad but the vadge term I hate most is "gash".

agree with upthread declaration that "nookie" is worse than "horny". I can't imagine myself ever uttering either word in earnest, despite me being a filthy, filthy man.

I don't think PRINCE would use any of these words.

Also, Alex is right, "pussy" is pretty bad but the vadge term I hate most is "gash".

Well, you'd probably LOVE the Redd Foxx joke on one of his records where he says something to the effect of "Have you ever seen what a pussy looks like? It looks like a hatchet wound!"

vadgetermarchives.com

I have the impression that "panties" got a whole new lease on life during the mid-eighties golden age of 1-900 phone sex line numbers. "I'm only wearing my PANTIES right now and I'm so HORNY."

"My grandmother always gets me the most BORING Christmas band, such as Hanes cotton PANTIES and an unfashionable BLOUSE and some nylon HOSIERY."

So, what do you get? Some vagina? Or perhaps, quim.

"trim", a la eighties movies

How do you guys feel about the phrase "getting laid"? That kinda bugs me sometimes, but it's probably because in high school people would say stuff like, "dell, you're such a spaz/you're so immature. You really need to get laid"

It would be weird if sixties' slang "balling" came back into fashion.

FOR ABBOTT:

Horny Toad Lyrics
Artist: Prince

If I had your number
I'd call u on the phone
I'd breathe a little heavy [...] word maybe I'd start to groan

I don't love u
I'm just a horny toad

I don't want your money
'Cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body until u start to bleed

I don't love u
I'm just a horny toad

If I had your address
I'd come right 2 your door
I'd knock all day till u let me in and then I'd knock some more

I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad

If u think I'm nasty
U ain't seen nothing yet
Y'see I'm the kinda brother that the more u scream the nastier I get

I can't help it
I'm just a horny toad

Now watch me dance!

Run and go tell your boyfriend
His loving has got you bored
Might as well pack his things and get his bad ass on the road

Tell him u live on a lilly pad
With a horny toad

Jeez - way to belittle my desire!

this makes it sound like you're gonna be all bummed out if yr partner doesn't honor the fire or something - do you also hate the word "hungry" because it doesn't really do justice to how much you wanna eat? "horny" is kind of a bringing-it-down-a-notch word, but maybe that's to the good

nb I am just arguging for the sake of it, I also hate the word "horny" though I don't think the issue is that it "belittles my desire"

-- J0hn D., Saturday, January 19, 2008 9:22 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, I think I phrased that a bit strangely. I just mean I've been in situations where "Are you horny?" really took me out of the mood and sounded sort of like "Do you need to go wee wee?" -- maybe it was the tone as much as anything.

Thx JJ I was pretty sure that out of the million billion Prince songs at least ONE had to say the word. Tho why I am thinking "fuck so pretty" is more acceptable than "horny," who knows.

Bahahaha Hurting 2 see STEALTH.

I think "horny" is a perfectly good word, though my preferred term is "pent up".

I've got the munchies for some of that schweet poonanny. I'm up for some moist quim. Wanna gargle my dingus?

do ladies like it when guys say they will 'beat that pussy up'?

[What'll we get for ten dollars?]
[Every 'ting you want]
[Everything?]
[Every 'ting]
[Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!]
[Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaahh!]
[Ooohh!]

Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]

Verse 1: Brother Marquis
Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

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Chorus

Verse 3: Brother Marquis
You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.

Chorus

Breakdown(4x):
[Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me!]

Chorus

Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice
It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

Breakdown (repeated till end of track):
[Fuckie suckie]
[Me fuckie suckie35c:70

Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]

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my little brother won a ceramic unicorn in some school contest when he was in the 1st grade and named it Horny. I was just old enough to understand why it was funny and why embarassed my parents so much.

he named it horny because of its horn, do you see?

Corny'd've been better.

Unic

Gr8080 that is k-adorable.

# Does anyone else hate the word "horny" ? [Started by Hurting 2, last updated 9 minutes ago] 69 new answers

LULZ

I always feel corny.