Click on my name down below and sendme your crush and why they are your crush.
I will then post it anonymously.
Also if you want to give me permission to tell your crush, should they inquire, i will be your creepy go between match maker.
-BJ
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
#1
Gr8080 someone has a crush on you because you are funny and have good style.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.storm.ca/~rbutton/macuddersidepark/traditional%20style%20rabbit%20trap.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
#2 Trayce someone has a crush on you because you are sweet and sexy.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
#3 Jim Swells someone has a crush on you because you're a sockpuppet of theirs.
― jim, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
#4 Jame Spears someone has a crush on you why because you look intersting
― sleep, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
#3 Latebloomer
someone has a crush on you because you are handsome.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
#5 El Tomboto ladies love el tomboto
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
smoov
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:47 (eighteen years ago)
c'mon people only 3 so far?
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
tombot is becoming more and more like bender every day
― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)
#4 & 5
Both go to Roxymuzak because you are "hot and a bass player" and "because you bring the lols."
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
#6 Roxy again because she is "poontastic."
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
roxy stop sending jim email
― max, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
None of them were from Roxy herself.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:02 (eighteen years ago)
This titillating game has been postponed until Heath Ledger's death is less depressing.
― kenan, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
I'll be here :)
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
WAIT WAHT
― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.darwindobes.com/images/Eman_Finishing_web.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)
oh cmon. IT'S A CELEBRITY NONE OF US KNEW.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
speak for yourself
― nabisco, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:26 (eighteen years ago)
I hope morbs means *actually* knew and not heard of wtf.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
we hung out all the time
he had a crush on me, but this thread was started just a day late
― nabisco, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
#7 Killy because you are "indie hot"
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
#7 Killy because you are "indie hot" - your crush = Chaki lol.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
chaki has too many log-ins to manage
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
haha
― tehresa, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
#s 1-7 were submitted by "chaki"
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS?
― A baby, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
Thats not true.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
big jim swells does not hate it when that happens
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
does he know that murderdogger = luna?
― ken c, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
i think chaki needs an ilx break
― and what, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
i was nominating killy
― chaki, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
So Murderdogger is Chaki?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)
i submitted all three of roxymuzak's
― ken c, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
actually tuomas submitted #4
ken c is killy
― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
I don't even know who "Jame Spears" is.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
(x-post)
No more emails coming in at the moment. I am not Chaki.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
Oh, you'd say that.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
Can you post a pic with you and Chaki together?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
I have not met him.
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:42 (eighteen years ago)
convenient
― deej, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
Here are some pictures of me if you want. http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/murderdogger/
― murderdogger, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
Tuomas, do you realize that like 8 or your last 10 posts in the past half-hour basically said "can someone explain to me what is going on?"
― nabisco, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
HES FROM SWEDEN LIGHTEN UP
― KANTLIPS, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
I guess so. It's almost 1AM here, I need to go to sleep. Goodnight!
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
# We'd prefer it if regular posters to ILx kept to a single identity. This doesn't have to have anything to do with your real-life identity, though. If what you're saying constitutes a personal attack on another poster, please a)think twice before posting anyway and b)use your usual ID. #
― dan m, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
― and what, Tuesday, January 22, 2008 5:38 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
looks like he got it
rip chakirip big jim swellsrip i am robocoprip roy division
― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Friday, 28 November 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)
― jim, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:43 (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― sleep, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:45 (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:46 (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^^all good posts
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 28 November 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)
random thread bonanza
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)
ha.
― jaymc, Saturday, 19 September 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)
Cntl+F Whiney = :(
― Hoostentlantavegas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 September 2009 05:07 (sixteen years ago)
daddy drank
― my future wife has to love talking about the ninja turtles (los blue jeans), Saturday, 19 September 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)
Think about it, you little mathematician.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 19 September 2009 06:50 (sixteen years ago)
Whiney there's still hope ... maybe I'll start getting messages detailing secret ilx crushes, and maybe one will be on you
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 06:51 (sixteen years ago)
Just behind JW, chaki is the person I want back the most. Come on, mods. Tombot is totally not looking.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:00 (sixteen years ago)
Actually, I think I want chaki back more. JW served more of a piss-taking administrative function + linking to thinks + breaking the site. Chaki was totally fun, though. Granted, he was TRYING to get banned.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:03 (sixteen years ago)
Ok they both were. I miss them both equally.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:04 (sixteen years ago)
i have now outed my ilx ghost crushes
here we go, someone has a crush on:
myspace senior business forum admin - because older guys are hot
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 07:08 (sixteen years ago)
ILX ladies have no taste and this is the proof. (ILX is the pudding.)
― a light salad of Adorno, Heidegger, Derrida and Esteban Buttez (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 September 2009 13:30 (sixteen years ago)
Who would have to prove pudding?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)
How do you know what crushes were submitted by ladies?
― my display name is an honor student at ilx high school (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
poontius pilate
― both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)
is poontastic
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)
hey, another one:
someone on ILX has a crush on:
Dr Freud - because he is helpful and also has a beard
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)
Are you the new crush go-to?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)
sure, why not?
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)
It's official, everyone.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)
c'mon, someone's gotta have a secret crush on Whiney! The utmost effort will be made to preserve the anonymity of all crushers.
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)
Whiney hurt my feelins so not me.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)
Again, you gotta include who and why - try to keep it positive and not excessively crepey!
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)
This thread will get a little steam in a few hours, no?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)
lets hope so - meanwhile:
JJusten someone has a crush on you because your puppy is cute and you think Krallice is awesome
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:31 (sixteen years ago)
these could be totally platonic crushes
cankles someone has a "crush" on you because you are a total bro and don't pull any punches telling it like it is, but they don't want to call it a crush because that would be "faggidy"
― display name on board (sarahel), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)
finally ...
amazing sloth someone has a crush on you because you are amazing
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)
as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!
-- stephen garza, Friday, January 10, 2003 9:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
someone else has a crush on stephen garza's gf because they prize robustness.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
and also milk.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)
uhhhhhhhhhh. how have i never seen that post before?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)
this thread revive has at last accomplished something!
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:28 (sixteen years ago)
i have a crush on ilx user steve shasta :\
― ian, Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:30 (sixteen years ago)
wakeboarding is so hot.
e that is a classic post and i am shocked u have never seen it
― both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:36 (sixteen years ago)
I know, me too!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:37 (sixteen years ago)
wow i havent seen that before either
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)
"dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course."
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)
this clearly has inspired someone:
unperson's curvy colombian wife someone has a crush on you because you put the sexy sirens of indie rock to shame.
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 01:53 (sixteen years ago)
"almost seven" flaccid and 8.5 erect -- I don't know a bunch about other people's junk, but I would see a cardiovascular specialist at that point
― nabisco, Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah - I thought that was a bit odd as well tbh.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
okay, upon the suggestion of bamcquern, I have implemented a way to submit secret real or fake ilx crushes via email
email them to:
sarah dot ee dot el at gmail dot com
― display name on board (sarahel), Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
haha now I feel bad, though -- there is much diversity in the world of junk, I would hate for anyone who's not so much a "grower" to feel weird here
― nabisco, Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:28 (sixteen years ago)
"grower"
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 20 September 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)
My What's Happening to My Body Book for Boys said that they don't necessarily have to grow much when they become erect.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 20 September 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)
yeah, it's true, I retract my overly normative dick joke
― nabisco, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)
i think i'd be vaguely terrified of that just sort of...levitated upward. like zuul.
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)
everyone on ILX. yes, dude, that includes you over there. and girl, normally I ain't into chixors, but I think you're mighty fine.
(i think it's past my bedtime. i'm babbling.)
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 20 September 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)
mr jinglesmith someone has a crush on you because they think your jingles are genius
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Monday, 21 September 2009 05:37 (sixteen years ago)