Who is the most punk person in the bible (and you're not allowed Jesus)

christian punks fuck off

anyone not voting for john the baptist clearly does not "get" punk though, right?

whole Bible is punk, given the factionalism in "the scene."

John the Bap was a CRUSTIE

"LEMMY IS SAMSON"

John the Baptist is the only answer.

David is punk, Goliath is AOR/prog/disco.

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"And lo, Ye shall read this first issue of Maximumrocknroll and know that it is good!"

shadrach for sure

http://www.sklar.com/page/article/shadrach

David is punk, Goliath is AOR/prog/disco.

-- snoball, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 8:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, religion always was good for propagating outdated dualisms.

David is David Cassidy, Goliath is the Rolling Stones

Goliath went on to do some pandering slingshot work, but a lot of it was pretty great nonetheless

no option for drug-addled psychopath John "Revelations" of Patmos and his lunatic ramblings about the end of the world that people still can't figure out if they're canonical or not?

tombot otm, and what about Ezekiel? He was the Ian MacKaye of the ancient world.

David = Morrissey
Solomon = Barry White

Job = Rollins

hahaa but who is Danzig?

Wasn't Daniel some kind of badass with the whole den of lions thing?

Jael was into hardcore body piercing.

<i>and what about Ezekiel? He was the Ian MacKaye of the ancient world.</i>

Whereas Jesus turned water into wine = NOT STRAIGHT-EDGE.

John of Patmos = Mark E Smith
"the end of the world-ah!"

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Shadrach refused to bow down to another God
That's so cool
Shadrach was so cool
But then Nebuchadnezzar got jealous of how cool he was
So he tried to kill him by throwing him in a furnace 7 times hotter than normal
But Shadrach didn't even care that much
He walked around with Meshack and Abednego
and later they didn't even smell like fire or smoke
I mean, that's so cool
Shadrach was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

Job was a goth.

the byrds wrote ecclesiastes... hosea married a (gay) prostitute in cbgbs (one of the ramones)... david (byrne) brought some foreskins to king saul... peter cut off van gogh's ear... moses was bono... john the baptist ate bugs tho... which was straight out of an early butthole surfers gig.

no witch of endor, no credibility

With a resume like that, I'm voting for Shadrach.

John the Bap was a CRUSTIE

^^

lol @ "bap"

shadrach vs. magdalene

when i was a teenage evangelist i announced to all my friends i wanted to name my kid shadrach

I always wanted to name my kid "Billions." He could go by Bill.

they'd all be crusty lifestylers for sure... no sxe allowed... they're forever getting stoned. disobey your parents? get stoned! cheat on your wife? stoned! sleep with your brothers wife? stoned! sleep with your brothers wife after he's dead? ah, no stoned. which hey, that's a delicate move.

i think it's great.

MAry MAg was a Suicide girl. Had her own webspace,all that.

Elijah, for the badass way he showed up the followers of the Baal in Kings.

Abraham too. After discovering monotheism, he picked up a club and destroyed all the idols* in his father's shop. When his dad came home and saw the wreckage, Abraham blamed the idols. "That's absurd, Abraham! Idols can't do anything!" his father replied. Whereupon Abraham just gave his dad a knowing smirk, having smashed a bunch of shit up AND shown up his father intellectually.

* do i really have to cite the song for "yr" reference?

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Abraham too. After discovering monotheism, he picked up a club and destroyed all the idols* in his father's shop. When his dad came home and saw the wreckage, Abraham blamed the idols. "That's absurd, Abraham! Idols can't do anything!" his father replied. Whereupon Abraham just gave his dad a knowing smirk, having smashed a bunch of shit up AND shown up his father intellectually.

I'm sorry, I can't really follow this unless it's explained in a King Missile song parody.

Cain

noah ftw

DIY-obsessed countercultural blotto drunk

Is it not kinda punk to destroy an army wielding the jawbone of an ass? SAMSON!

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God, for his year-zero attitude.

John the Baptist. head served on a platter and all

salome danced with the head that’s way more punk

in the version of the strauss opera I saw she basically fucks it but I don’t think that’s in the bible

Einstürzende Nebuchadnezzar