Who is the most punk person in the bible (and you're not allowed Jesus)

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Don't thank me, thank http://www.christianpunks.co.uk/ - are they and ILE on the same page I wonder

Poll Results

OptionVotes
John the Baptist - didn't care what people thought 14
Mary Magdalene - sang in a Distillers tribute band (badly)10
Shadrach - breathed fire on indie kids (hopefully) 9
Moses - had a mohawk (probably) 1
Hezekiah - favourite album, "Punk in Drublic" 1
Joseph - had a technicoloured skateboard (definitely) 0
Paul - blatantly had dreadlocks, and loved ska 0


DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

christian punks fuck off

dan m, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

anyone not voting for john the baptist clearly does not "get" punk though, right?

ian, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

whole Bible is punk, given the factionalism in "the scene."

John the Bap was a CRUSTIE

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

"LEMMY IS SAMSON"

nabisco, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

John the Baptist is the only answer.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

David is punk, Goliath is AOR/prog/disco.

snoball, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bible-truth.net/sevenbasics/Image74.gif

"And lo, Ye shall read this first issue of Maximumrocknroll and know that it is good!"

dmr, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

shadrach for sure

get bent, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sklar.com/page/article/shadrach

get bent, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

David is punk, Goliath is AOR/prog/disco.

-- snoball, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 8:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, religion always was good for propagating outdated dualisms.

ian, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

David is David Cassidy, Goliath is the Rolling Stones

nabisco, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

Goliath went on to do some pandering slingshot work, but a lot of it was pretty great nonetheless

nabisco, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

no option for drug-addled psychopath John "Revelations" of Patmos and his lunatic ramblings about the end of the world that people still can't figure out if they're canonical or not?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

tombot otm, and what about Ezekiel? He was the Ian MacKaye of the ancient world.

kenan, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

David = Morrissey
Solomon = Barry White

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

Job = Rollins

kenan, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

hahaa but who is Danzig?

dan m, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

Wasn't Daniel some kind of badass with the whole den of lions thing?

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Jael was into hardcore body piercing.

j.lu, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

<i>and what about Ezekiel? He was the Ian MacKaye of the ancient world.</i>

Whereas Jesus turned water into wine = NOT STRAIGHT-EDGE.

j.lu, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

John of Patmos = Mark E Smith
"the end of the world-ah!"

snoball, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Shadrach refused to bow down to another God
That's so cool
Shadrach was so cool
But then Nebuchadnezzar got jealous of how cool he was
So he tried to kill him by throwing him in a furnace 7 times hotter than normal
But Shadrach didn't even care that much
He walked around with Meshack and Abednego
and later they didn't even smell like fire or smoke
I mean, that's so cool
Shadrach was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

Z S, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

Job was a goth.

Trayce, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

the byrds wrote ecclesiastes... hosea married a (gay) prostitute in cbgbs (one of the ramones)... david (byrne) brought some foreskins to king saul... peter cut off van gogh's ear... moses was bono... john the baptist ate bugs tho... which was straight out of an early butthole surfers gig.

msp, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

no witch of endor, no credibility

Drew Daniel, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

With a resume like that, I'm voting for Shadrach.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

John the Bap was a CRUSTIE

^^

latebloomer, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ "bap"

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

shadrach vs. magdalene

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

when i was a teenage evangelist i announced to all my friends i wanted to name my kid shadrach

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

I always wanted to name my kid "Billions." He could go by Bill.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

they'd all be crusty lifestylers for sure... no sxe allowed... they're forever getting stoned. disobey your parents? get stoned! cheat on your wife? stoned! sleep with your brothers wife? stoned! sleep with your brothers wife after he's dead? ah, no stoned. which hey, that's a delicate move.

i think it's great.

msp, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

MAry MAg was a Suicide girl. Had her own webspace,all that.

Mark G, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

Elijah, for the badass way he showed up the followers of the Baal in Kings.

mike a, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

Abraham too. After discovering monotheism, he picked up a club and destroyed all the idols* in his father's shop. When his dad came home and saw the wreckage, Abraham blamed the idols. "That's absurd, Abraham! Idols can't do anything!" his father replied. Whereupon Abraham just gave his dad a knowing smirk, having smashed a bunch of shit up AND shown up his father intellectually.

* do i really have to cite the song for "yr" reference?

mike a, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Abraham too. After discovering monotheism, he picked up a club and destroyed all the idols* in his father's shop. When his dad came home and saw the wreckage, Abraham blamed the idols. "That's absurd, Abraham! Idols can't do anything!" his father replied. Whereupon Abraham just gave his dad a knowing smirk, having smashed a bunch of shit up AND shown up his father intellectually.

I'm sorry, I can't really follow this unless it's explained in a King Missile song parody.

Z S, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Cain

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

noah ftw

DIY-obsessed countercultural blotto drunk

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Is it not kinda punk to destroy an army wielding the jawbone of an ass? SAMSON!

Nate Carson, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

God, for his year-zero attitude.

Bodrick III, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

John the Baptist. head served on a platter and all

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

salome danced with the head that’s way more punk

Left, Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:28 (five years ago)

in the version of the strauss opera I saw she basically fucks it but I don’t think that’s in the bible

Left, Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

Einstürzende Nebuchadnezzar

obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Sunday, 20 December 2020 12:52 (five years ago)


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