If I were thin, I would dress like Michael White.
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Charles?
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 26 January 2008 02:33 (eighteen years ago)
If I were rich, I would compel respect.
― Aimless, Saturday, 26 January 2008 02:43 (eighteen years ago)
If I were a bell, I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 26 January 2008 03:39 (eighteen years ago)
I can't figure out how to post a link to the Google search for "If I were a * I would *." Can someone else do it?
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 26 January 2008 03:42 (eighteen years ago)
The first few:
1. "If I were Evander, I would have kicked him." 2. "If I were grading, I would probably say we deserve a D." 3. "If I were green, I would die." 4. "If I were Gandhi, I would press charges." 5. "If I were craftier, I would create dog coats custom-sized for their bulldog body type."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 26 January 2008 03:43 (eighteen years ago)