making groin contact with a stranger on the street as you walk past but not saying anything to them - C or D

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also, inevitably loathing yourself afterwards - C or D

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

sorry, i didn't mean to bump and grind into you

remy bean, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

ever smacked someone on the ass thinking it was someone else and found out just how wrong you were when they wheeled around?....

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

Figuring out why yr subconscious forced you to bump uglies with a stranger in the street: C.

libcrypt, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

C, really?!

roxymuzak, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Care for a bogle? Well, would you mind standing still while I have one?"

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJTFt0U9HXc

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BhChS2h5aI

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6213/imageuploadimagewi4.jpg

libcrypt, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

aka Mr. Wacky

libcrypt, Sunday, 27 January 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

I thought this would be a Ken thread :(

melton mowbray, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

but I ALWAYS say something when i make groin contact with strangers

ken c, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

hope it was as good for you as it was for me

ken c, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

sorry that was totally my fault can i take your insurance details?

ken c, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

this can be done - by accident of course - on a cramped train.

mr x, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

why is there a cramped train on the street?

ken c, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe there was a crash.

Alba, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

that's a poor excuse for groin contact.

ken c, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not excusing it, just giving reasons.

Alba, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

lady: did you just brush your penis against my vagina?
man: sorry madam i lost balance just then as the train crashed
lady: oh likely story, pervert.

ken c, Monday, 28 January 2008 12:55 (eighteen years ago)


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