http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Don't_Mess_With_The_Zohan
and it's a fucking Adam Sandler flick. And the wiki lists Nick Swardson and John Turturro being in it. I just don't know what to do with myself.
― kingfish, Monday, 28 January 2008 06:20 (eighteen years ago)
Judd Apatow wrote Celtic Pride too, man
― A B C, Monday, 28 January 2008 06:23 (eighteen years ago)
But maybe Celtic Pride is a forgotten gem. I saw it when I was like ten or eleven and I don't really remember much beyond me and my dad being half the people in the theater. I was gonna defend Sandler but this millennium has been kind of a hot mess for him
― A B C, Monday, 28 January 2008 06:26 (eighteen years ago)
The trailer is the one of the worst things I've seen in a while. For the most part, Adam Sandler comedies are really bad. But the rule of thumb seems to be that if he's doing a 'funny' accent, they are much much worse.
― Gukbe, Monday, 28 January 2008 06:35 (eighteen years ago)
Chasing that Borat money.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 January 2008 06:36 (eighteen years ago)
I really wish Sandler made more dramas. I loved him in Reign Over Me and Punch Drunk Love. Spanglish was better than most of his comedies.
― Tape Store, Monday, 28 January 2008 06:39 (eighteen years ago)
Click even redeemed itself at the end.
I don't see this lending itself to tender moments, though.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 28 January 2008 07:33 (eighteen years ago)
we need more adam sandler movies
― tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 January 2008 07:34 (eighteen years ago)
Everybody I know who saw it liked Reign Over Me but Dylan Sandler & Cheadle rounding a corner on a Razr scooter in the rain as Eddie Vedder wails is too absurd and cherished a filmic image for me to spoil by actually watching and presumably liking the movie
― A B C, Monday, 28 January 2008 07:37 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah. And that 'funny' accent rule = OTM
― Tape Store, Monday, 28 January 2008 08:03 (eighteen years ago)
tuturro is in at least three sandler films now. i think they bros.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 28 January 2008 08:04 (eighteen years ago)
my friends & i thought celtic pride was one of the funniest movies ever when we were 10 or 11.
the part where he beats up the jesus freak dude!
"The movie also features a professional footbag (popularly known as "hacky sack") tournament."
this kind of shit is getting way way way overdone.
― deeznuts, Monday, 28 January 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)
i just saw this. well, i guess adam sandler has made his "munich."
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)
Is that a good thing?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:05 (seventeen years ago)
http://i17.tinypic.com/6ptj2ua.gif
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:06 (seventeen years ago)
judd apatow involvement on anything has become a big red flag for me
― get bent, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:37 (seventeen years ago)
he's involved with everything these days, good and bad.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)
given the choice between a comedy with apatow attached and not, i'd go with the former, considering how shitty 90% of h'wood comedies turn out.
You don't mess with the Smigel, or something:
"He's one of my best friends," Smigel said of Sandler. "I always thought he was one of the most brilliant people I worked with at 'SNL.' Very subversive. Because he would always come off like a dumb guy, not just to the audience but to the staff on the show. People were dismissing what he was doing as sketch comedy but he was deconstructing it, breaking down sketch comedy in a cynical but friendly way."As executive producer on "Zohan," however, Smigel stuck to his priorities. Job one, of course, was to be funny. But the writer-producer-actor -- whose humor derives its power from being broad and scatological and anything but politically correct -- made it a point to avoid dehumanizing Zohan's Palestinian nemeses.In one scene in which Zohan is dodging grenades and punching terrorists through walls, a turban-wearing character comments, "Oh, so we're the bad guys?" And as Zohan kicks him off a balcony onto a pile of ammunition boxes, the terrorist asserts: "It's more complicated than that.""We wanted to convey that Zohan's had these fights a million times with these guys to the point where they can have crazy philosophical arguments while they're having crazy action moves," Smigel said. "I didn't want to take one side or the other, or for the movie to have an answer to the Middle East crisis. If there is a message, it's that hate is an institutional thing that's learned."He paused for a moment before finishing his thought: "But it wouldn't be funny if absolutely nobody was offended."
As executive producer on "Zohan," however, Smigel stuck to his priorities. Job one, of course, was to be funny. But the writer-producer-actor -- whose humor derives its power from being broad and scatological and anything but politically correct -- made it a point to avoid dehumanizing Zohan's Palestinian nemeses.
In one scene in which Zohan is dodging grenades and punching terrorists through walls, a turban-wearing character comments, "Oh, so we're the bad guys?" And as Zohan kicks him off a balcony onto a pile of ammunition boxes, the terrorist asserts: "It's more complicated than that."
"We wanted to convey that Zohan's had these fights a million times with these guys to the point where they can have crazy philosophical arguments while they're having crazy action moves," Smigel said. "I didn't want to take one side or the other, or for the movie to have an answer to the Middle East crisis. If there is a message, it's that hate is an institutional thing that's learned."
He paused for a moment before finishing his thought: "But it wouldn't be funny if absolutely nobody was offended."
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)
Did anyone ever watch that half-hour TV Funhouse thing Smigel did, with the animal puppets?
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:36 (seventeen years ago)
Article sez it's about to come out on DVD
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:37 (seventeen years ago)
It was pretty funny ... they only made like, 6 episodes of that thing.
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)
only like every night, it made me feel dirty and horrible like i was watching snuff films or something
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)
I like when the puppets figured out they could suck "Christmas cheer" out of his spine and snort it to get high.
― schwantz, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:32 (seventeen years ago)
one problem: theres no such name as Zohan in Israel
― Zeno, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)
what tracer means is that it was fkn great
― gff, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:41 (seventeen years ago)
I met a guy who says the Zohan does this new hackey sack sport at the end of the movie (which Adam and footbaggers invented on the spot at a real footbag competition). It's a mix between soccer and hackey sack. Anyways the guy I met is the goalie for Adam Sandler's team. If you've never seen a youtube of the best footbagging skills in the world it's worth watching. It's one of those things you appreciate more if you've ever taught yourself how to keep it up and do a few simple tricks.
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 5 June 2008 06:34 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.montrealmirror.com/2008/060508/film4.html
― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 June 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)
Man your review has kind of made me want to see it. I like the awkwardly incomprehensible.
― Abbott, Thursday, 5 June 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
Sandler looks relatively hot with poofy hair.
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)
omg morbs, you trash on francois sagat and now this
what is wrong with you???
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:23 (seventeen years ago)
come down and fix me, fella. ;)
btw elmo, d'you know that porn star just dropped the "e" from the name of the author of Bonjour Tristesse? (unless it's really his name... but it's like a US porn star being called Jack Susann)
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:26 (seventeen years ago)
It was kinda funny that sandler came on the Daily Show last night not well-dressed enough to mow the lawn.
― kenan, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:47 (seventeen years ago)
my name-a zohan
― cankles, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
i hope you like
"You Like-A The Juice?": The Movie
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
Smigel was one of the you likeathejuice guys
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 22:07 (seventeen years ago)
and one of Bill Swerski's superfans
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 6:06 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Just came in here to post this after seeing it. I beat me to it.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)
This wasn't a bad movie. It got kinda formulaic towards the end, but especially during the first half there were lots of laughs. And even though it was kinda schmaltzy, I thought the "lets work together" ending was okay, considering that this was basically a brainless comedy dealing with a rather touchy subject matter.
The totally random cat torture scene was kinda "Wtf?!", though. I can't believe they tried to play that for laughs.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 11 April 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
i finally saw this randomly on cable last night
holy shit this is a bizarre film
i think...i....loved it?
best gross out comedy about israel/palestinian relations ever, easy
― i get mines the fast way, the balaclava way (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:28 (sixteen years ago)
i wish it had all been like the first action sequence bit.
― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)
i mean, it's better than 'click', i'll say that.
this is still the best looking movie i've ever seen on Blu-Ray fwiw
― ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)
haaa really
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
my friend had this on BR and i was all "yeah you REALLY NEED BR to appresh the adam sandler comedy 'you don't mess with the zohan', it is what the format was INVENTED FOR, HURRRRR"... but apparently it is so.
― free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:38 (sixteen years ago)
it was like i was messing with the zohan right in my living room it was amazing
― ben bernankles (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)
u took the wrong message away from the movie then - u DONT mess with the z.
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
If only James Cameron had used this for his 3D breakthrough
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
u dont mess with the na'vi
― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Saturday, 30 January 2010 17:49 (sixteen years ago)
Funny People...in IMAX!
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 January 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)
"best gross out comedy about israel/palestinian relations ever"have you seen Munich?
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 30 January 2010 20:00 (sixteen years ago)
i saw a lil bit of this on cable a few months ago and i gotta say that i did lol @ them putting out the fire w/ hummus
― Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 30 January 2010 20:02 (sixteen years ago)
like on one level, you're all like "okay it's a smigel + sandler thing about a hairdressing super jewish badass" and it makes sense
but then you step back and are like wtf am i watching?
― i get mines the fast way, the balaclava way (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:30 (sixteen years ago)
it's kinda like stepbrothers in that respect
― i get mines the fast way, the balaclava way (M@tt He1ges0n), Saturday, 30 January 2010 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
I meant to look for and bump this thread around Thanksgiving when I watched this with my brother and sister-in-law. Holy hell.
Ever since I have had a strong urge to play hackey-sack with cats.
― Michael Steele, the first black Superman (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 February 2010 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/02/20/world/international-us-emirates-assassination-israel.html
― sharter the unstoppable ilx machine (history mayne), Saturday, 20 February 2010 11:22 (sixteen years ago)