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YAH THANKS FOR GOING TO MY BOSS' BOSS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ME NOT RESPONDING TO AN EMAIL. YOU ARE A DUMB WHORE I HOPE YOU GET DEADED
― bell_labs, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:30 (eighteen years ago)
ILE: worse than ever
― DG, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:31 (eighteen years ago)
that email wasn't even supposed to go to me in the first place!!! how did you even get my name? crawl into a swamp and die
― bell_labs, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe you're entitled to be angry (I don't know), but that's really beyond the line.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 28 January 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
i bet you're a britishes
― sanskrit, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:33 (eighteen years ago)
post here when you want to kill a bitch not when you want to critique my desire to kill a bitch (also eat a dick)
― bell_labs, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
(not you, sanskrit)
Every time Carol opens her mouth I wanna bust a cap in her ass. Charlotte, too.
― Trip Maker, Monday, 28 January 2008 19:44 (eighteen years ago)
It's not over the line if nobody at bell labs's place of work sees it. Come on, a girl is allowed to vent.
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 01:46 (eighteen years ago)
What is bell_labs's place of work? Is the answer in the question?
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe she works at the SPCA euthanizing pregnant dogs.
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 02:03 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha!
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 02:07 (eighteen years ago)
Dear bell_labs,
Please euthanise pregnant dog.
Thx & rgds, bitch (dec.)
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 02:08 (eighteen years ago)
oh man why do I have to be here at work listening to the SOTU
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 02:12 (eighteen years ago)
director of financial aid: you going DOWN
― tehresa, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 20:38 (eighteen years ago)
Two people at work talking about how Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic" isn't actually ironic (think they saw the Ed Byrne routine). Anyways,
I was all like:
"Yeah, that was a dumb song. How would you define irony, then?"
They were all like:
"Errr...it's like, errr, ummmm..."
― Bodrick III, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
lol that's ironic
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:10 (eighteen years ago)
...so you killed them?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:10 (eighteen years ago)
a little too ironic.
fuckin' piss lab bankers hours motherfuckers
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
^^post of the decade
― dell, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
^^poster of the decade
― gr8080, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
"VERY MUCH IN CHARACTER"
― Laurel, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)
Woman: I started riding these trains in the forties. Those days a man would give up their seat for a woman. Now we're liberated and we have to stand.
Elaine: It's ironic.
Women: What's ironic?
Elaine: This, that we've come all this way, we have made all this progress, but you know we've lost the little things, the niceties.
Woman: No, I mean what does 'ironic' mean?
― and what, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
It means "Where's my fucking dinner, bitch?"
― Bodrick III, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)
it's just beautiful poetry. sounds like it coulda been snipped from a present-day rewrite of Ulysses.
― dell, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)
tombodyssey
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
oh man why do I have to be here at work listening to the BOTW
-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 13:12 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)