Bush's State of the Union address 2008 - LET'S ROCK!

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i find the state of the union to be boring as fuck and usually just apple + f the transcript for how many times he says "nuclear"

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its pronounced nucular

We should RAWK, since this is probably Bush's last State of the Union address.

Alright, let's begin guessing what batshit irrelevant thing from out of nowhere that he's going to mention tonight...

I'm guessing it won't be the Gold Standard.

I got a bottle of Dalmore on Saturday. I plan to wallow.

alien invasion

x-post

ENDORSE RUDY GIULIANI.

btw lol on any president going thru the charade of proposing anything in the first year -- as if George W. Bush won't be fishing in Kennebunkport with Poppa in a year.

will the response be more star-making for Sebelius than it was for Kaine?

Sadly, it sounds like Bush will be the same as he always is tonight. Sobering article.

He will no doubt take this opportunity to claim that Iraq is making wonderful progress toward becoming a stable democracy and that we need to stick with it and not cut and run. Or words to that effect.

If the Palestinians are mentioned it will be to claim that his trip was a roaring success. Anything further on the subject of Israel will be all platitude and empty wind.

He'll tell us the fundamental economy is sound, but that he is moving effectively with Congress to correct a bit of a problem with bad credit that seems to have bothered Wall Street lately. We'll all be just fine.

There will be a bit of raw meat for the fundies.

Etc. Etc.

Is there any sport left in predicting his inane worldview and his puffed up claims of leading us all in the right direction? It will be crap crap crap as far as the eye can see and ear can hear. God am I sick of it.

He won't advise to "stick with it" because his plan requires the troops that are part of the surge to linger long enough to claim victory, then go home.

GW just gave someone a noogie

is Pelosi alive? She looks stuffed with cotton.

hillary looks so annoyed to have to sit here for this shit

can't blame her though I'd be fidgeting like a motherfucker myself

meanwhile Obama and Ted K are taking Jaeger shots.

lol remember john kerry?

look there he is

I will say: POTUS can wear a blue tie.

LOL! Tombot's bored shot of Hils!

and Contemptuous Obama!

cheney is daring any of the kids to fall asleep in his class

omigod why is Bush CHUCKLING after every proposal??

Ted K is reading a Saramago novel.

BLINK MORE PELOSI

"lifelines of - " what exactly?

POTUS is in a particularly slurry mood this evening.

Folks, no emboldening the purveyors of false populism in our hemisphere.

xpost -- this is the SOTU where we post that we're drunk and everyone else stands up and applauds

omfg the secretary of commerce was just asleep

nucular! he said it!

hillary does look so annoyed, but hot

Justice David Souther, reading tomorrow's New York Times.

How would it play for Hillary or Obama to just get up halfway through and walk out?

hillary looks so annoyed to have to sit here for this shit.

She'd rather be in Florida not campaigning in violation of her agreement (wink, wink).

preferably yelling "Enough of that shit, I'm getting a drink."

hillary does look so annoyed, but hot

(emphasis added). I'm not watching, but really???

HAHAHAHAHAHA xp

yes come on! hil can put it together

Justice David Souther, reading tomorrow's New York Times.

Souter: "WTF, the NYT endorsed who?"

yes come on! hil can put it together

QFT.

watching this on mute with audio from GW : http://wonkette.com/349803/hey-that-peta-gal-is-taking-off-her-underwear

'we will deliver justice to our enemies' is such a nice euphemism for 'vaporize'

For great justice even. (Hey, if he wants to look back to the halcyon days of 2001...)

Did he announce a missle strike on Tehran?

lol even PETA models have tramp stamps

Pelosi, flipping thru The Red Tent

did he just crib a whole paragraph from last year's speech?

So, is Matthew Yglesias' prediction for the SOTU right or wrong?

'cuba and belarus' -- first time i've heard the two of them in the same sentence.

hillary does look so annoyed, but hot

-- Surmounter, Monday, January 28, 2008 9:27 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u don't wanna piss off general mills

As for Yglesias, it isn't particularly defiant. Mostly lazy. So, tongue-in-cheek or not, no.

OMIGOD EVEN CHENEY'S ASLEEP

LAURA YAWNED!

did anybody see him pass by obama while avoiding eye-contact?

hillary looks so annoyed to have to sit here for this shit.

Everyone gets pissed off at their colleagues at one time or another, but I can scarcely imagine the depth of restraint that it must take to sit through something like this...

So, what happened to going to Mars? No human-animal hybrids?

al-Qaeda's on Mars. Too dangerous.

the terrorists have won!

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Oh shit, illegal aliens!

We can totally kick Islamofascist ass on Mars. John McCain will personally chase them to the gates of Mars, my friends, and kill them.

*fart*

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back and to the right back and to the right

Oh! Bush loves teh gays after all

Rep. Barney Frank was on his cell when President Bush passed by and joked, "Tell him I said hello." Later, the openly gay congressman told him it was his boyfriend on the line, reports Matthew Huisman of the Boston University-Washington News Service. "Oh, okay, I hope he appreciates how open-minded I am," Bush said.

OH BLOW ME

I am strong. I am unfuckwithable. I am POTUS.