I've worn a goatee (or, when I've gotten lazy, a full beard) ever since I've been able to. A couple days ago, I decided to shave myself clean for the first time in forever. Now I've got these mega hardcore razor bumps all over my face. They hurt and they are unsightly. I hate them. Fuck you, fucking razor bumps!
― The Reverend, Sunday, 3 February 2008 05:55 (eighteen years ago)
oh no you didn't
― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 3 February 2008 06:00 (eighteen years ago)
hell yeah, I did!
― The Reverend, Sunday, 3 February 2008 06:06 (eighteen years ago)
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Somehow I knew that you had a goatee.
― libcrypt, Sunday, 3 February 2008 06:20 (eighteen years ago)
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― The Reverend, Sunday, 3 February 2008 06:28 (eighteen years ago)
sry bro
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 February 2008 07:52 (eighteen years ago)
My first experiments vis a vis the "old timey shaving" thread led to some srs bumpage, I am feeling your pain.
literally lol
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 February 2008 07:59 (eighteen years ago)
do you ever sleep dude
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:00 (eighteen years ago)
it's only 2 on a saturday?
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:01 (eighteen years ago)
no though
u didn't use an electric shaver did you? they do brothers bad. i only have to shave every 3-4 days and a goatee is all i can hope to achieve, a mixed blessing. i can shave with water and even completely dry and not get bumps but i know that will catch up to me someday.
― tremendoid, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:08 (eighteen years ago)
xp Yeah I'm just sayin I've noticed you up late when I work graveyard & shit.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:08 (eighteen years ago)
there is hardly any razor bump cursing going on in this thread, making it a bit of a disappointing read.
― estela, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:10 (eighteen years ago)
FUCK A RAZOR BUMP
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:11 (eighteen years ago)
ON THE REAL FOR REAL
i can shave with water and even completely dry and not get bumps but i know that will catch up to me someday.
i am curious how this will catch up to you. do you just mean some day you will get them or is there something i'm missing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:12 (eighteen years ago)
though the mills of razor bumps grind slowly, yet they grind exceedingly small.
― estela, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:14 (eighteen years ago)
they have infinite patience and cunning.
― estela, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:15 (eighteen years ago)
hoos i just figure i will get them, that or some weird psoriasis or facial carbuncles or something that will make me rue the day i gloated on this thread.
― tremendoid, Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:19 (eighteen years ago)
Skin toughens up into elephant hide over years. After a few years of wet shaving, you could almost use a rough flint from a quarry and still achieve a smooth shave.
― Bob Six, Sunday, 3 February 2008 09:22 (eighteen years ago)
Thoughts and prayers are with you Reverend.
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 3 February 2008 09:22 (eighteen years ago)
Thank you, Dom. I need all the support I can get in my trying times.
tremendoid, I did use an electric razor, which has never given me any problems when only shaving my cheeks, but seems to have raised hell around my mouth area,
― The Reverend, Sunday, 3 February 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
I will be buying a conventional razor asap.
― The Reverend, Sunday, 3 February 2008 17:38 (eighteen years ago)