Has a Stranger in Public Ever Blurted Out Something Out Loud So Disgusting You Wanted to Slap the Shit Out of Them?

women eh?

"YOU GAVE ME GENITAL WARTS YOU BITCH!"

(guy on a cellphone)

I was in line at the supermarket once, and the lady ahead of me asked where the bathroom was. The cashier said, "It's in the back to the left. Hurry up, we don't want you peeing on yourself. That's unhygienic."

That brings up a good point--when EMPLOYEES are the ones making the inappropriate comments.

I once had to review a call for quality purposes ages ago at a job I worked at where the employee and caller got into a side conversation about the way the caller's last child was born, including the fact that it's head started to protrude while they were in the back seat of a cab, and the employee kept asking questions about it, apparently not realizing HIPAA existed.

Also, yesterday a car was blocking traffic on the FDR. When we passed it, the car was stopped in the middle of the highway and a girl was leaning out the back window vomiting copiously. Nevermind that there was an exit about 50 feet up, they had to stop THERE and block traffic on a highway AND gross me out. Not exactly the same thing, but I wanted to slap them nonetheless.

(xpost) Maybe the employee was really interested in cabs:

employee: "So, what colour was the cab? Yellow? Did it have a checkerboard pattern down the side? What colour seats? Were they velour or plastic? Did the picture on the cab driver's license look anything like them in real life?"

It's usually casual racism.

"Of course, they have different standards over there" etc etc

This girl was once loudly telling all of her friends a story about how much of a sick pervert her boyfriend was. It culminated in one of them actually explaining that she was taking a shit, and that her boyfriend asked her if she was taking a dump, and upon affirming this, he asked to see it....and she complied.

I was flaccid for 3 months after hearing that.

I was flaccid for 3 months after hearing that.

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, February 3, 2008 10:30 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Has a Stranger on ILX Ever Blurted Out Something Out Loud So Disgusting You Wanted to Slap the Shit Out of Them?

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this old man was proclaiming loudly that he spent much of the trip in the bathroom, and describing the basic items that were dispensed from his orifices in said room

so the old guy talking about his shit made you want to slap more shit out of him?

Old lady on PT on the way to pride march yesterday: 'Dancing poofters! It's disgusting.'

She went on to boast about her letter-writing efforts to the council.

It does seem the premise of this thread is rather askew.

Public school cunt at the next table to me in a resturant: "It never could have worked out with her because she's Turkish, and she's an agnostic. People like that don't know the rules. They don't even know there ARE rules." It was his horribly condescending tone of voice that made it the worst.

(I may have realted this on ILE before, forgive me if I have)

if by "public" you mean ILX, then yes

With somewhere around 10,000 participants and a lot of random googlers, ILX seems rather a 'public' place to me.

My god, BJ Overdrive, those are some terribly not disgusting things. The only things I could think of are pedo-type comments (ie out loud perving on junior high girls), racist shit, and old dudes hitting on me. Someone talking about her lack of pelvic floor muscle control is pretty damn innocuous and amusing!

Hearing ordinary people say banal and somewhat socially unacceptable things in public conversation is actually a great cheer-up for me.

ya - i was expecting racists rants etc. D-

abbott otm

i once encouraged this dude i vaguely knew to shout 'assfucking' out loud in the city one busy, drunken evening. no particular hilarity ensued

repeatedly shout, i should clarify

Chalk that up to increased public awareness of Tourette's?

imo "assfucking" out of context as a shouted non-sequitor is not disgusting. But I think I have a high tolerance for people.

My guy was amused buy 2 lads on the train to the big day out having a loud animated conversation that involved phrases like "her pissflaps". He recorded it on his phone but you cant hear 'em properly sadly.

buy=by sorry, just woke up from nap, brain fuzzy.

lads for sale

I didn't specify but I meant 'physically' disgusting.

disgusting in terms of 'ignorance' and 'hateful' is another thread. everybody that said "nuke 'em" in regards to any foreign country we had a beef (legitimate or not) with gets nominated for that.

ah, backpedaling to the noble course

oh wait sorry, you're not. misread that post

but to take it that route...

This guy who I'm friends with, but always had to keep a little distance because of the ignorant shit he'd spout off every now and then, was once in an enlivened debate about the Iraq war (before it happened, while they were still inspecting).

The three around me were all pro-war (weird that so many theatre people were conservative...but then again we aren't in New York), and then, to justify why he believed in the war/sending troops in, the guy states that Iraq "took down two of our buildings" during 9/11 and that we should have attacked them then.

The sad thing? This story ain't unique and everybody here probably knows somebody who said something like that.

oh and btw, the fact that the subjects in my original examples were mostly females was strictly coincidence. I can assure you that males are typically far worse in my experience, just didn't have any examples off the top of my head other than the old man who ruined my bagel-eating experience.

did he compare bagels to goatse or something?

if he had I would have given him props for somehow being able to correlate the two.

fair warning: this one brings the ew, i think.

I remember in art class in high school there was this table of girls that sat to my left. They regularly and loudly discussed their sex lives in detail. Once I overheard them discussing a good friend of mine who apparently "lets him do her in her butt all the time. She says it feels good, but that she can't poop for like two or three days afterwards and that when she does poop it comes out all gloopy and weird-colored."

*long pause. i'm working on my shitty painting of the ISO logo*

"She said she pooped out blood after the first time."

This thread title reminds me of the time...

I was sitting at a Bus Stop in D.C., and there was this old crusty ass vagrant guy kind of mumbling next to me, halfway addressing me, and I was trying to decide whether to address him at all. Just then this other vagrant type started yelling some nonsense from a few yards away, and the nut next to me offered this sage advice; "Just ignore 'em, man. Don't even respond to 'em. Trust me!"

Overheard this weekend during a conversation between three old ladies at my local German club yesterday: "So much for the master race! Poor Hitler vould be rolling in his grave - our country is now completely overrun vis gypsies and Turks". This was the club where my partner once saw a man give a Nazi salute at the bar and say to her 'Sorry, I am rather old fashioned'.

See now thats punchable (I was wondering if you'd repost it here moley heh)

Ha! Yes, it was begging to be reposted here really.

please explain "German club" to this naive canadian, thx.

also explain this retarded travel warning you avalanche-phobes have issued against us while you're at it!

Well I can't explain the latter, Thermo, but the former is basically an ex-pat club, open to all, where the food and drink of the origin country is served. There are many such clubs in Australia - Greek Macedonian, Mandarin etc etc. For example, here's the Spanish Club:

http://www.spanishclub.com.au/

A Maltese Club in Queensland:

http://www.mackaymalteseclub.org/history/index.php

Abd here's one of several German/Austrian Clubs (not the one I visited):

http://www.germanaustriansoc.com.au/

I believe there's also a Canadian Club in Sydney, but it's been closed recently due to the risk of dangerous rock falls.

Rumpy Pumpy to thread.

I was walking down Lafayette once and passed Michael Rapaport and a friend just in time to hear MR say really loudly, " . . . a raging case of herpes". He must have seen me look because he then called out after me, "I'm not the one with the herpes - I was just tellin' a story!"

haha!

Well he DID rent an apartment to Natasha Lyonne, so ...

this weird creepy dude with what looked like a cd case was standing 2 inches from my car as I was opening a cd I just purchased at CD Warehouse (which took 25 minutes BECAUSE THEY FUCKING DOUBLE WRAP THE GODDAMN THINGS) and he was staring at me like he wanted me to open the door. I think hew as trying to sell me cds in my car.

BJ, you live a life filled with the most SCANDALIZING incidents! A man tried to SPEAK to you, and you didn't let him? What will it be next? My god, buddy.

um...I think I have ever right not to open my car door to a stranger I don't know.

Take this thread too seriously much? Survey says.....

Oh, right, wld be much saner to slap the shit out of him.

^^^^^^^^ Exhibit A

you sound like a total dumbshit

btw Abbott, people who utter hyperbolic phrases like "I'm starving", "I'm gonna kill him!", and "I haven't had a candy bar in forever" AREN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY

fuck you you stupid cunt

seriously, carbon monoxide poisoning = your best possible choice for the future.

btw, the c-word was to bff, not Abbott

You are one vile, inane fuck.

actually, I'm not, but you'd be surprised what someone says when they're sick, stressed out, and are facing people who take everything literally.

fyi, the only person I've ever called a 'cunt' in real life was a 70+ lady who embezzled money and got away with it.

^^ interesting

that's not a nice way to talk about your grandma

my grandmother is dead, you fuck.

got any other deceased relatives you want to take a shot at?

Is this one of those things where you say "lol just kidding broheemz" if any takes offense at you prissy bitchitude?

*thinks back to the 1,000 retarded threads you started*

BJO!!! FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only difference between you and I is that I recognize that mine are.

Like seriously, everything you've said on this thread is 8x billion worse than some lady expressing her dislike of doing her job (swimming) while on her period.

You're a cruel, mean hypocrite and those are about the only characteristics I think are objectively bad.

Can this be the thread where Bo Jackson Overdrive finally goes over the edge and gets banned?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, January 28, 2008 2:14 AM (1 week ago)

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WOMFG!!!!

you actually believed that I was decrying a lady for not liking porn, which, as a statement, was equatable to saying "wow she doesn't like lazy slobs, guess that rules me out".

Bo, sorry that you feel sick and stressed out. Hope you feel better, man.

sallright, I do it to myself.

How in the hell was that even remotely clear from the context? If you wanted someone to be tidy, you'd never say "Hey, quit being one of those people who looks at porn." Two do not even sort of equate.

this one chick on there has said she can't stand anyone who views/reads pornography.....

guessing this match is closed....oh my fuckin face

MEANING THAT SHE WOULD CLOSE THE MATCH. DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?

Yeah, because you look at porn, the thing she said she disliked? You do in fact have to spell out things that were never there to being with.

Also plz bear in mind the ILXor "aspie rube" meme; why are you surprised at this sort of reaction from anyone?

Has a Stranger in Public Ever Blurted Out Something Out Loud So Disgusting You Wanted to Slap the Shit Out of Them?

Does Bo in this thread count?

BJo is having a nice three day timeout

That shit troll should be permanently banntt

BJ, you live a life filled with the most SCANDALIZING incidents! A man tried to SPEAK to you, and you didn't let him? What will it be next? My god, buddy.

-- Abbott, Monday, February 4, 2008 4:14 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hey, abbott, not to defend BJO, but you post like the most inane shit ever on the history of ilx.

TS inanity vs hostility

I was eating at my college dining hall around 1 or 2 am. These guys were chatting up some girls (all college freshmen I believe) and they let loose the most disgusting explosive diarrhea story. What bugged me the most was that the girls weren't really grossed out by it and the fact that they were so loud and just standing around by the tables where people were eating.

Of course, I ended up doing nothing but hating people more in general.

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