farewell, cruelxor -- ol bertie dastard is retiring

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heaven needed a badly-executed sockpuppet

Ol Bertie Dastard, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

Come Anticipate With Me The Return Of Louis Jagger

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

Good-bye

by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good-bye, proud world! I’m going home:
Thou art not my friend, and I’m not thine.
Long through thy weary crowds I roam;
A river-ark on the ocean brine,
Long I’ve been tossed like the driven foam;
But now, proud world! I’m going home.

Good-bye to Flattery’s fawning face;
To Grandeur with his wise grimace;
To upstart Wealth’s averted eye;
To supple Office, low and high;
To crowded halls, to court and street;
To frozen hearts and hasting feet;
To those who go, and those who come;
Good-bye, proud would! I’m going home.

I am going to my own hearth-stone,
Bosomed in yon green hills alone—
A secret nook in a pleasant land,
Whose groves the frolic fairies planned;
Where arches green, the livelong day,
Echo the blackbird’s roundelay,
And vulgar feet have never trod
A spot that is sacred to thought and God.

O, when I am safe in my sylvan home,
I tread on the pride of Greece and Rome;
And when I am stretched beneath the pines,
Where the evening star so holy shines,
I laugh at the lore and the pride of man,
At the sophist schools and the learned clan;
For what are they all, in their high conceit,
When man in the bush with God may meet?

Ol Bertie Dastard, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

I am in no way affiliated with or in contact with the dearly departed L. Jagger.

Ol Bertie Dastard, Sunday, 3 February 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

You will be missed, good buddy

-Jim Swells

murderdogger, Sunday, 3 February 2008 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

the gayest thread i ever sawed

KOOL-AID MAN, Sunday, 3 February 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

Oh la la!

Aimless, Sunday, 3 February 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

I did wonder who the hell this was. RIP doggie.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 February 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)


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