Could this be the crappiest puzzle ever?

you will shit bricks

Are the bricks numbered?

will i shit them into the shape of an american president?

maybe this one!

http://bensguide.gpo.gov/images/icons/connect_lincoln.jpg

Wait, so what do the numbers do? And why's that one got more numbers?

i think this one is worse. Only the lines drawn between the numbers 1,2,3 and the numbers 23and 24 actually enhance the picture in any way. The head is ALREADY outlined and the numbers 24-32 cut his body off unnaturally.

fuckin puzzle.

The first one's bored, the second one's watching Arrested Development

When was Englebert Humperdinck president of the US?

Just after Ray Davies, if you believe the puzzle sequence.

or perhaps in the future...

http://www.teamgkheroes.com/images/295_sammy_connect_the_dots.jpg

!!

Wait, Autumn Almanac, have you never seen or heard of a connect-the-dots? Nor you, Slumpman? They're aimed at children who are just learning to count! I found them quite satisfying at age 4, back when my parents would let me solve them during sacrament meeting rather than forcing me to sit reverently and listen to someone drone on about some shit.

I believe the worst puzzle I ever saw was an Alvin and the Chipmunks word scramble, with their anagrambled names under their faces. EVAD? NILVA? What could these be????

Anvil, Mison, Hetero Do!

(xxxpost) Is that the Milkybar Kid? If he's a future president then taxes are going to go up because the Milkybars will be on... oh never mind crap joke

and yeah i understand the concept of a connect the dots, but come on:

http://bensguide.gpo.gov/images/icons/connect_lincoln.jpg

Is that Eng's son? Is he going to be president too? That would be like Bush-Clinton-Bush except it's going to be Engelbert-Milkybarkid-Englebert.

http://www.dotcr.ost.dot.gov/asp/forkidsyouth/images/connect1.jpg

Nixon.

That shit makes my eyes go funny. And so do those dots.

http://www.teamgkheroes.com/images/295_sammy_connect_the_dots.jpg
In the future, a blindford and a Nintendo Powerglove will be de rigeur for US presidents.

Wait, Autumn Almanac, have you never seen or heard of a connect-the-dots?

joek

http://www.bitboost.com/PS_110-120-215-12-6.gif

i don't get it, are the entrance and exit both in the top right?

They're all dead ends

that seems unnecessarily mean

I don't think they are, two are dead ends but the other two lead to each other. It's still a bit pointless though, the route only goes through that small box in the corner.

Unless you're supposed to get to that gap in the bottom left.

I believe the worst puzzle I ever saw was an Alvin and the Chipmunks word scramble, with their anagrambled names under their faces. EVAD? NILVA? What could these be????
-- Abbott

Anvil, Mison, Hetero Do!
-- Slumpman,

These sound like the names of bizarro Ronettes, as spoken by Scooby-Doo.

Presumably you're supposed to get from the lower-left gap "cell" to outside?

Still trying to work this one out.

Here is thy mental puzzle!

Won man has two dollars, the other has three- if they are mushed up and made as one - in the holy way - is there enough for a MORTGAGE.

HAW to the GW puzzle.