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Do you ever wish you could have your own Tom Sawyer faked funeral?

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Also is this vain or emo?

Abbott, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

Kinda pointless I'd've thought, cos people are only going to say nice things about you at your funeral.

Unless Shakey Mo's invited.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, Shakey Mo, will you officiate my wedding this summer? (I don't get why you have such a rep as a crankypants btw.)

Abbott, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

I wished I could have one so bad in sixth grade, bcz I was a very very sad little girl who had a fair amount of evidence that she was highly disliked by her peers. I wanted to see if anyone would even cry. (NB give me a break here; I was twelve.)

Abbott, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just picturing a church where they allow a bunch of thirteen year-old kids to take turns bad-mouthing the deceased.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

I think I would join that church.

Abbott, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

If there's free food at my phony wake, I'm gonna be down there in a fake beard and shades.

Bodrick III, Sunday, 3 February 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

"vain or emo"

Hurting 2, Monday, 4 February 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)


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