Around 4th grade or something I went an entire summer wearing only swimming trunks and somehow became OCD about adjusting my boyparts. Nothing suspect going on down there, just impulse. A girl in my class started calling me Ebeneezer Squeezer and, convinced she was a genius, I developed a short lived crush on her.
That's mine, now I want your dirt. Out with it.
― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 4 February 2008 08:02 (eighteen years ago)
My surname is Williams so people called me Willy-woman. Good times.
― caek, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 06:57 (eighteen years ago)
Aw that ain't so bad.
― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 13:25 (eighteen years ago)
The sidewalk outside my elementary school was missing one cement square, for some reason. There was a kid with the last name, Sprauer, who was always kind of disheveled, so the kids nicknamed the square, the Sprauer square.
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 13:53 (eighteen years ago)
Moaner Greaser.
Cruel, but undeniably true: I moaned a lot and didn't wash my hair. Hey, I was 14...
― mike t-diva, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 14:36 (eighteen years ago)
Piggy.
― shieldforyoureyes, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
McCrackhead.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)
For me to explain why I was called "Stanley," I'd have to tell a long story, but let's just leave it at that. And to a bunch of 10 year olds, I guess it was hilarious.
― Will M., Wednesday, 6 February 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)
Q-Tip (although most people just called me "Q").
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 19:10 (eighteen years ago)
Alka
and later, due to an early pink floyd obsessioni, Syd
― dan selzer, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
Littleman.
It was cool back then cuz size didn't matter. And I made a reputation being Littleman. A friend even made a song that ripped off spoonman. Not to mention, Wolverine's nickname is Littleman.
― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
Bockfart. I assume that others with last names ending in "hart" also had similarly amusing nicknames.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
I think I overestimated ilxors willingness to shame themselves. Bo-ring.
Moaner Greaser is my favorite. Like someone with a mouth fulla pancakes lecturing 7th graders about art.
― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 7 February 2008 14:27 (eighteen years ago)
greg kitten
― g-kit, Thursday, 7 February 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
Boss, Big Man, and Chief.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 7 February 2008 14:31 (eighteen years ago)
Wally. Gormo. Oovay. Oh 1vens.
I think i must've been a bit of a dickhead at school.
― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 7 February 2008 15:12 (eighteen years ago)
Rump
― remy bean, Thursday, 7 February 2008 17:19 (eighteen years ago)