This is a thread for pretending you are down with the young kids of today

I understand you emos, I used to read some Anne Sexton myself.

That Adam Sandler movie is like so cool. When he does that thing with his face? omg that is so cool.

She can't come to your disco party tonight, she's crying herself to sleep. What's global warming? Hey let's have a cheeseburger! I'm buying with my daddy's CREDIT CARD

You can tell me if you've done drugs. It's cool. I did some of the wacky weed back in my day.

I love those Arcade Monkeys, they're rather rad.

This thread is in danger of going all Custos real fast btw.

Sorry! I have taken some smash and going wild and crazy. Do you love the Spice Girls? I do, I think they're totally like awesome. I remember when they did Wannab I heard they used to be a band once before, back before we were born! So totally awesome.

My dad would try to make sure my CDs didn't have swears by asking to hear them. "Oh, the Smashing Pumpkins, huh? I hear they're cool. Mind if I listen to that CD?" "I haven't even listened to it yet, dad."

I love the Crashing Pumpkins, I think they're totally def.

hah

I met Jay C! I asked him to do Fight the Power and he said no! Such a loser. Who's cool? What about Eminems? He's pretty cool. The Aphex Twins are cool too. I like their acid beats and sassy grooves.

Hey guys. Can I sit next to...oh, it's taken? oh.

Jeeeeesus Christ.

This is a thread for pretending you are on the downlow with the young kids of today

downlow like fucking them gay??

we're rhyming, hooray!

yes, jergins, like fucking them gay.

Adam got this thread idea from me. I'd just like to mention that.

^ 100% true

So, uh, Run-DMC. They're wicked, right?

Hey, forget about all that Hop Hip, what do people make of Reef? Man, those guys know how to rock out.

You know the Beastie Boys? They totally got most of their samples from Led Zepplin. You should check them out.

Yo, blood, touch, safe!

Infants and toddlers love me. I am so down with kids that young.

I love those Arcade Monkeys, they're rather rad.

-- Trayce, Tuesday, February 5, 2008 6:15 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

actually, my dad once told me that he was enjoying the new arctic fire record!

OH-BAMA, I HAVE SOMEONE TO VOOOOOOTE FOR!

I think we've already done a "Posts in Character" for you already, Kenan.

enough with the jokes, ok? Everyone knows I like to have sex with small children. It's a lifestyle choice, ok? Just because I'm different doesn't mean I should have to live with this constant taunting.

What about your blood-stained clown suit? Can I make fun of that?

keep it up, and you might find yourself under my house in some rather pungent company

So that's what it means to get down with the kids.

I was walking past a group of yout listening to my iPod the other day, and one goes "Haha, look at that cunt with his fucking mp3 player!" and they all laugh. Has the mp3 player been secretly superceded by something only the under 18s have been told about, Some kind of cranial implant or something?

Dude, nope just the mobile phone playing tinny R&B.

lossless audio data built into smartdrugs

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"Let's lid some tunes, man! Here, put your eyeballz on the new {I'm not hep enough to know what name should go here} album!"