Which of these is the greatest threat to British life?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Giant Squid	7
Premier League CEO Richard Scudamore	5
Freak Asteroid hitting East Anglia	4
Andi Peters	3
Ken Livingstone	2
Archbishop Rowan Williams	2
Lord Voldemort	1
Whichever bureacrat from Brussells is President of the EU now	1
Nicholas Sarkozy	1
Brian Paddick	0
Bob Crow	0
BBC Director General Mark Thompson	0
Valery Giscard d'Estaing	0
Yusuf Al-Qaradawi	0
George Galloway	0
Gordon Brown	0
Peter Mandelson	0
That thing in Cloverfield	0
Abu Hamza	0

― Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

Runaway win for Scudamore I reckon.

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

I for one welcome our new giant squid masters.

― chap, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

Where is Geir Hongro band?

― Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

Valery Giscard d'Estaing??

― baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

She's the new Doctor Who assistant.

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

She's directly responsible for NOT GIVING US OUR REFERENDUM or something.

― Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

I love that cover it is SOOOOOOOOOOOO FCKING CRAP.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

xp you do know who HE is reallt don't you, you're just messing with me right?

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

Why is there a coffee mug ring around East Anglia?

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

Foot and mouth zone.

― Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

And that's just the humans.

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

I think we should be concerned about that five hundred mile high Littlejohn currently standing on Bristol and Birmingham.

― chap, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

I should have put Michael Barrymore in here as well, my bad.

― Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

Can somebody brief us non-britishers as to who this Littlejohn character is?

― baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.genderracepower.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tv-head.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

an ugly-looking disgruntled pundit?

― baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

Sign me up for the Ding Ding Ding thread.

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

Can somebody brief us non-britishers as to who this Littlejohn character is?

-- baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:05 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

He's an obnoxious, full-of-shit reactionary media pundit. Probably the nearest thing we have to "honest ann".

― Pashmina, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

jol out

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

I voted "giant squid".

― Pashmina, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

Can somebody brief us non-britishers as to who this Littlejohn character is?
-- baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:05 (1 hour ago) Link

He's a cunt.

― Stone Monkey, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

Wow. I think actually appalled myself there.
So I'll apologise for that straight away

― Stone Monkey, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

there's probably a thread somewhere where tombot defends him

― DG, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

Littlejohn thinks Britain has gone to the dogs, though in fact writes all his columns from within his gated compound in Miami.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

Incidentally, I didn't make that up.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

The stupid person's Jeremy Clarkson, according to those wags at The Guardihen

― blueski, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

# 2 Controversy and criticism

* 2.1 Criminal record
* 2.2 LBC radio programme
* 2.3 The Michael Winner incident
* 2.4 The Will Self incident
* 2.5 Attitude to homosexuality
* 2.6 Johann Hari
* 2.7 Ipswich murders article

― blueski, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

The Self 'more complex than Tolstoy?' zing is still hilars

― blueski, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

'On another LBC phone-in programme he was again censured by the Radio Authority for describing the British Royal Family as a "bunch of tax-evading adulterers" Littlejohn is a republican.'

guh

― caek, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

an ugly-looking disgruntled pundit?

-- baaderonixx, Friday, February 8, 2008 2:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

That's just about the best summation of Littlejohn I've ever seen.

― Neil S, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

Amazingly I didn't actually know about the Johann Hari incident. Lolz.

― Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

Triffids, obvs.

― Bodrick III, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

You see, in my former life I wouldn't have been able to get into the spirit of a poll like this.

I went for Scudamore, though of course he's merely a figurehead. It will be interesting to see how many Eurosceptics out themselves here.

― February Callendar, Saturday, 9 February 2008 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

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― spnknghands (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Scudamore so close. How the fuck would anybody even know if a freak asteroid hit East Anglia?

― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

id take a view on it

― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

lol okay. just assuming there'd be a dull thwuck and the thing would sink another couple of feet under sea level.

― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

cant believe jade goody isnt on this poll

― max, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

Haringey council

― salsa shark, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ i thought this even before the whole baby p thing tbqh

― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

6 months before the story broke, yeah.

― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

cant believe jade goody isnt on this poll

― max, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:15 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

she'll not be a threat soon...

― not_goodwin, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

6 months before the story broke, yeah.

― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:19 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban

i was a student and the fucking motherfuckers refused to reduce my council tax and shit got heated and basically f u for life harinGAY more like.

― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

I misread the post, thought you said this poll started before the Baby P thing.

All I know about Haringey Council is through "Rotten Boroughs" in Private Eye so I just assume its always been like that.

― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:24 (sixteen years ago)

One of the issues of being an island in the North East Atlantic is that we are particularly susceptible to giant squid attacks, it must be said.

― Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

we're being awfully blase about the cloverfield thing.

― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

EMO not on the list. poll not valid.

― warmsherry, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)

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― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

emo philips is emo

― warmsherry, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

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