Which of these is the greatest threat to British life?

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Giant Squid 7
Premier League CEO Richard Scudamore 5
Freak Asteroid hitting East Anglia4
Andi Peters 3
Ken Livingstone 2
Archbishop Rowan Williams 2
Lord Voldemort 1
Whichever bureacrat from Brussells is President of the EU now 1
Nicholas Sarkozy 1
Brian Paddick 0
Bob Crow 0
BBC Director General Mark Thompson 0
Valery Giscard d'Estaing 0
Yusuf Al-Qaradawi 0
George Galloway 0
Gordon Brown 0
Peter Mandelson 0
That thing in Cloverfield 0
Abu Hamza 0


Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

Runaway win for Scudamore I reckon.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

I for one welcome our new giant squid masters.

chap, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

Where is Geir Hongro band?

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

Valery Giscard d'Estaing??

baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

She's the new Doctor Who assistant.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

She's directly responsible for NOT GIVING US OUR REFERENDUM or something.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

I love that cover it is SOOOOOOOOOOOO FCKING CRAP.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

xp you do know who HE is reallt don't you, you're just messing with me right?

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

Why is there a coffee mug ring around East Anglia?

Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

Foot and mouth zone.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

And that's just the humans.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

I think we should be concerned about that five hundred mile high Littlejohn currently standing on Bristol and Birmingham.

chap, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

I should have put Michael Barrymore in here as well, my bad.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

Can somebody brief us non-britishers as to who this Littlejohn character is?

baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.genderracepower.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/tv-head.jpg

Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

an ugly-looking disgruntled pundit?

baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

Sign me up for the Ding Ding Ding thread.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

Can somebody brief us non-britishers as to who this Littlejohn character is?

-- baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:05 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

He's an obnoxious, full-of-shit reactionary media pundit. Probably the nearest thing we have to "honest ann".

Pashmina, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

jol out

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

I voted "giant squid".

Pashmina, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

Can somebody brief us non-britishers as to who this Littlejohn character is?

-- baaderonixx, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:05 (1 hour ago) Link

He's a cunt.

Stone Monkey, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

Wow. I think actually appalled myself there.
So I'll apologise for that straight away

Stone Monkey, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

there's probably a thread somewhere where tombot defends him

DG, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

Littlejohn thinks Britain has gone to the dogs, though in fact writes all his columns from within his gated compound in Miami.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

Incidentally, I didn't make that up.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

The stupid person's Jeremy Clarkson, according to those wags at The Guardihen

blueski, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

# 2 Controversy and criticism

* 2.1 Criminal record
* 2.2 LBC radio programme
* 2.3 The Michael Winner incident
* 2.4 The Will Self incident
* 2.5 Attitude to homosexuality
* 2.6 Johann Hari
* 2.7 Ipswich murders article

blueski, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

The Self 'more complex than Tolstoy?' zing is still hilars

blueski, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

'On another LBC phone-in programme he was again censured by the Radio Authority for describing the British Royal Family as a "bunch of tax-evading adulterers" Littlejohn is a republican.'

guh

caek, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

an ugly-looking disgruntled pundit?

-- baaderonixx, Friday, February 8, 2008 2:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

That's just about the best summation of Littlejohn I've ever seen.

Neil S, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

Amazingly I didn't actually know about the Johann Hari incident. Lolz.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

Triffids, obvs.

Bodrick III, Friday, 8 February 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

You see, in my former life I wouldn't have been able to get into the spirit of a poll like this.

I went for Scudamore, though of course he's merely a figurehead. It will be interesting to see how many Eurosceptics out themselves here.

February Callendar, Saturday, 9 February 2008 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

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spnknghands (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 1 March 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Scudamore so close. How the fuck would anybody even know if a freak asteroid hit East Anglia?

Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

id take a view on it

Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

lol okay. just assuming there'd be a dull thwuck and the thing would sink another couple of feet under sea level.

Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

cant believe jade goody isnt on this poll

max, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

Haringey council

salsa shark, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ i thought this even before the whole baby p thing tbqh

Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

6 months before the story broke, yeah.

Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

cant believe jade goody isnt on this poll

― max, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:15 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

she'll not be a threat soon...

not_goodwin, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

6 months before the story broke, yeah.

― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, March 2, 2009 1:19 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban

i was a student and the fucking motherfuckers refused to reduce my council tax and shit got heated and basically f u for life harinGAY more like.

Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

I misread the post, thought you said this poll started before the Baby P thing.

All I know about Haringey Council is through "Rotten Boroughs" in Private Eye so I just assume its always been like that.

Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:24 (sixteen years ago)

One of the issues of being an island in the North East Atlantic is that we are particularly susceptible to giant squid attacks, it must be said.

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

we're being awfully blase about the cloverfield thing.

Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

EMO not on the list. poll not valid.

warmsherry, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)

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Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

emo philips is emo

warmsherry, Monday, 2 March 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)


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