I am now banned on almost every board on ILX

nice picture.

no stop wait come back

Happy TRAILS 2 u.

(Has anyone ever been in a "Hastings: Your Entertainment Superstore"? They announce they are closing by playing that song. <3)

http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/sayonara-DVDcover.jpg

ban^^

Change your name to Burt Ward and you can come back.
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1401/3285_0118.jpg

he should do a thread about secret ILX crushes

The best thing abt that thread was chaki obviously penned all the emails sent.

I have no idea who this guy is

Me either, but if someone says goodbye, I say goodbye back./

http://www.mattstew.com/files/burt.jpg
Burthurt

altho its true I do hate imagination weirdness and fun.

also short people.

what has this guy done that is so offensive?

^^^ apologies for sounding like tuomas

It's funny, really. I hate imagination, weirdness, AND fun, and yet my favorite thing in the whole wide world is people who describe themselves as having those things.

Are you impressed by my masters in Civil Imagineering?

WTF is this bullshit.

Dude is temp banned from 1P3 for some reason, and THAT'S IT.

good riddance to bad rubbish

make it all true, Pash. in fact, finish the job.

hey i'm not even banned on the mod req board any more! woohoo!

Haha what did he do to get banned? I'd only seen threads where he managed to be incredibly annoying without ever actually doing anything rude or bad

Oh, right, I forgot he went off on someone elsewhere.

He spent one whole ILM thread making every 10th post and never saying anything beyond "this band is boring" and "man this is dumb and boring" and "I live in Brooklyn and it's so over because it's all boring people like this now" and "I live in Brooklyn and I'm bored by boring stuff"

The best thing abt that thread was chaki obviously penned all the emails sent.

-- Abbott, Friday, February 8, 2008 10:43 AM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

not true at all. i did not pen ANY of them in fact. there were a handful of real emails that i didnt even post. so stfu, asshoe.

Please tell me "asshoe" isn't a typo why because it look awesme

Also he talked about his dick, in an effort to underline that he is cool and hardcore and is bored by boring polite bands, because he is in touch with his dick

smell yo dick?

I suspect a lot of dick-touching was going on throughout most of his posting career.

no typo, danno.

there were a handful of real emails that i didnt even post

tru

for reference, burt posted on this month's wdyll thread

burt_stanton overdrive

Sorry chaks, they were all in yr tone and the whole thing of it not being you was made up so I thought you made those ones up too. Apologies.

I don't get hating on bjo or burt stanton tbh.
I mean really aren't we all predictable and boring and apt to complain about the same tired topics day in and day out? at least boverdriveson admits to being a sad dolphins fan on ILNFL. we need more people who love terrible things irrationally and aren't afraid to admit it. and no the perennial ILM hardon for dadrock bands doesn't count

they were in "my tone" because i didnt copy and paste the emails. i was just like "x has a crush on you because x." fucking DUH.

well I thought they were c&ps, hence my assumption. God you get so butthurt about things!

I JUST DONT LIKE LIES BEING SPREAD ABOUT ME.

You have no forgiveness in your dark metal heart!

tru

:D

j0rdan is burt.

I wish that was an abbreviation for butthurt

It still can be!

Ha, Tom, I'm not hating on the guy. Like I said: I was amazed by how much he managed to get on my nerves despite being completely polite and inoffensive. Just kinda content-free

Burt Stanton managed to make some creepy posts on the eating on trains thread, which was where i first noticed him acting like a twat.

for some reason I can picture latinos saying cowabunga a lot

butthurt stanton

Hey just dropping in to ask: what are the odds on him being:

1) Nude Spock
2) Sock Puppet
3) Chaki

I'm pretty sure he's 4 real.

How does this dude fit in?

his first thread was about the confederate flag

oh, they were all jokes. it's all about being like, in the post-modern mindset, which the Anglosphere has no appreciation for.

nobody on ILX ever has any appreciation for any of the people who still post to ILX, estela being the exception that proves the rule

Ask a Drunk disavows any knowledge of burt_stanton or his alleged banning. If he's willing to pay for rounds and puke like a gentleman, in his own boot rather than someone else's, then I am fairly certain of his welcome there.

and even less so for new arrivals

ban estela!

j/k

What with M White and Aimless, that guy won't last one round over at AAD.

Tsk, tsk! M White and I are the souls of civility. We keep that jar of gobstoppers purely for the kiddies.

But with the one of you being a Anglosphere and the other a Francosphere, you got the New World all sewn up.

M White is welcome to Quebec, even unto its finest restaurants. However, I am rather steamed at the thought of being described as spherical. I am not even hemispherical.

I don't get hating on bjo or burt stanton tbh.
I mean really aren't we all predictable and boring and apt to complain about the same tired topics day in and day out? at least boverdriveson admits to being a sad dolphins fan on ILNFL. we need more people who love terrible things irrationally and aren't afraid to admit it. and no the perennial ILM hardon for dadrock bands doesn't count

-- El Tomboto, Friday, 8 February 2008 19:55 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah Tom is on the money, I never even noticed this guy, despite reading all of the vampire whatsisname thread. compared to Nude Spock, Marissa, Becky or that weird blogspammer guy whose name I can't even remember, this guy is what? somewhat curmudgeonly at worst?

most bjo hate originates from the people who read rap threads who tired of him reviving 5 threads a week with challenging opinions like "just picked up the chronic and it's a classic" (not referring to myself in the 3rd person here btw)

his triumph over johshea in the super bowl thread this past week was one for the ages though

"Perennial" has got to be the saddest kind of hard on there is. My heart goes out to you, dadrock limpies. :(

I thought most of the BJO hate came from him becoming abusively nasty when challenged/comedy-banned.

The triumph of jhoshea was pretty spectacular but that was kind of shared by everyone.

"dadrock limpies" is a great term

ain't no hate like rap thread regular hate

I thought most of the BJO hate came from him becoming abusively nasty when challenged/comedy-banned.

yeah the line of succession on most threads is usually: lol bjo opinion->ppl calling him out for saying something idiotic (dee)j-> ban bjo pile on->bjo going out in a blaze of glory by insulting whoever called him out (deej)->quiet period->repeat (i.e. we should see him in this weekend)

somewhat curmudgeonly at worst?
Hey, curmudgeon is a nice guy!

DON'T WORRY BURT_STANTON YOU AREN'T BANNED HERE

Momus makes some pretty good music. I just think he's ridiculously stubborn and contrarian as a person (taking from 2 years of reading his blog).

-- burt_stanton, Friday, February 8, 2008 10:10 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I thought most of the BJO hate came from him becoming abusively nasty when challenged/comedy-banned.

Yeah I can deal with the lolpinions, when he goes into surly 14-year-old mode he gets old real quick.

sorry to be a bother, if a site-wide mod could change that thread title from "AREN'T" to "ARE", that would be great.

ooh snap

haha

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haha, why am I banned? I'm even an author on the 1p3 blog! Obviously the people on here like me. Well, except you I guess.

"Do you know who I am?!?! You'll never moderate in this town again!"

this place is really starting to gross me out. I think I was right the first time.

Burt, I hope i'm not the first one to tell you this, but you seem to think you're better than everyone else and don't have to act in a rational way. This is wrong.

Starting a thread like this is kind of begging to be set up as a metapunchline! What were you expecting?

u think ur better than me? huhhhh? well i'll ...show u hwos better

-- ian, Friday, February 8, 2008 11:20 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

ha do you see what he did

with the

thing

there

BURT_STANTON, CULTURAL CRITIC

Burt, I hope i'm not the first one to tell you this,

It would actually be awesome if you were.

Burt-

No one really liked me much when I turned up here either, but they begged me to stay once I said I had to beat it. Give people time and they'll come around.

You seem like a swell guy, "see you on the G train" haha.

-Big Jim Swells

there's an 1p3 blog now?

http://estebanbuttez.blogspot.com/

The sea is my mirror; I contemplate my soul in the infinite unrolling of its billows

Burt-

I ain't got an armadillo's chance on 1-10 to even guess what that means.

-Big Jim

enjoy your temporary ban from ILM, Bodrick

-- TOMBOT, Friday, 8 February 2008 22:17 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

what happened?

-- gershy, Friday, 8 February 2008 22:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

OK, sorry 'bout that. It was already up on the thread and the thread's marked NSFW anyway, I just found it amusing. How long is the ban?

well you apologized and I did later realize that it had already appeared on what was indeed a quite disgusting thread so you're reinstated

Cheers.

New thread title for ITR stanton not-banned thread a++++++ to whoever you are (i suspect i know)

I still had it bookmarked under the old title.

his triumph over johshea in the super bowl thread this past week was one for the ages though

-- J0rdan S., Friday, February 8, 2008 4:53 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^enemies list

this is the most inept trolling i've ever seen.

the answer is subtlety.

oh shit he lives