http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/piranha-2.jpg
so serious
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:26 (seventeen years ago)
this is the best idea anyone's had in a long time
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:28 (seventeen years ago)
btw has anyone seen Piranha 2 Directed by JAMES CAMERON
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)
EPIC
fuck yes
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:32 (seventeen years ago)
this is the best idea anyone's had in a long time ever.
forget the wheel or the printing press.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:35 (seventeen years ago)
The downside: Snakes On a Plane
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)
nah. this is IN 3-D
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)
if they play this one straight it will rule
needs an airhorn
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:44 (seventeen years ago)
I am excited for anything in 3D.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:48 (seventeen years ago)
vitamin water out the nose xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:51 (seventeen years ago)
^^^2008's "dr. pepper all over the keyboard"
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 02:53 (seventeen years ago)
Will the ending be the same as the original Piranha? Because, if I'm remembering correctly, they were all, "let's POLLUTE THE KILLER FISH TO DEATH!!!" So awesome.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:53 (seventeen years ago)
-- jessie monster, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 2:53 AM
it's a new era
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:14 (seventeen years ago)
i'm seriously stoked for this
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:18 (seventeen years ago)
What is the actual sequel to SOAP going to be? Snakes on a Cruise, I hope.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)
Snakes In A Multiplex
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:44 (seventeen years ago)
Snakes FLY @ U FACE
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:49 (seventeen years ago)
They should call this PIRANHARAMA 3-D
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 04:55 (seventeen years ago)
Face. You. Fish.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)
SNAKES IN SPACE
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)
today really is snakes on a plane day
― DG, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)
back to Piranhas people
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
THEY FLY @ U FACE!
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)
The 3-D factor is key.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
Need to find out if Lance is in this.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 September 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
Eli Roth ... Wet t-shirt contest emcee
Jerry O'Connell ... Derrick Jones
Elisabeth Shue ... Sheriff Julie Forester
Ving Rhames
Christopher Lloyd ... Mr. Goodman
Cody Longo ... Todd Dupree
Jessica Szohr ... Kelly
Adam Scott ... Novak
Brooklynn Proulx ... Laura Forester
Richard Dreyfuss Dina Meyer ... Paula Kelly Brook ... Danni
Steven R. McQueen ... Jake Forester
Riley Steele ... Crystal
Ricardo Chavira
Brian Kubach ... Brett
Paul Scheer ... Andrew
Jason Spisak ... Deputy Taylor
Bria Roberts ... Wet T-Shirt Victim
Sage Ryan ... Zane Forester
Maarsen Roney ... Drunk Laughing Jock Craig Dawson ... John James
^^^^ wow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 September 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)
role of a lifetime
wait is this the original piranha II but in 3D?
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 7 September 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)
or remake or something else?
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Monday, 7 September 2009 03:17 (sixteen years ago)
It's a remake of Piranha done in 3-D, and unlike the original & sequel which are campy low-budget comically bad affairs apparently this director is actually trying to make this frightening.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 September 2009 03:20 (sixteen years ago)
Rest assured man that if this was Piranha 2 in 3-D I would have traveled forward in time to see it by now
Do piranas be flying at her boosums?
― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 7 September 2009 05:05 (sixteen years ago)
perfect casting
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Monday, 7 September 2009 05:47 (sixteen years ago)
Piranha one was pretty (intentionally) ridiculous iirc.
One of Joe Dante's early movies!
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Monday, 7 September 2009 05:48 (sixteen years ago)
Lance Henrikson is staying at my hotel btw and he was endlessly pleased when I told him I loved him in Piranha 2.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 September 2009 05:49 (sixteen years ago)
omgomg any pics?
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Monday, 7 September 2009 05:55 (sixteen years ago)
Nah, he's here another couple weeks though, I'll see if I can't grab him for a pic before he goes.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 September 2009 06:05 (sixteen years ago)
My first thought upon seeing him was "That kinda looks like Lance Henrikson except this dude looks way older"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 September 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)
awesome.
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Monday, 7 September 2009 06:10 (sixteen years ago)
<3 Lance
― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 7 September 2009 06:33 (sixteen years ago)
"Not bad for a...HOOSman"
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Monday, 7 September 2009 06:34 (sixteen years ago)
And John Sayles' first screenplays!
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 7 September 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)
still wanna read Sayle's Jurassic Park 4 script
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)
sounded so batshit and awesome
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://dreadcentral.com/news/34391/afm-piranha-3d-stills
LOL Dreyfuss
http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/nov09/afmpiranha4.jpg
― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 05:17 (fifteen years ago)
omg
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 05:53 (fifteen years ago)
the piranhas look like they come out of Jumanji
― plate of dinosaurs (San Te), Sunday, 15 August 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
I am excited for anything in 3D.― jessie monster, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 2:48 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark
I wonder if this stands?
if they play this one straight it will rule― latebloomer, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 1:22 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark
They sure didn't take that advice :(
― Becky Facelift, Sunday, 15 August 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)
Saw this. Am nonplussed. People liked this? Not funny. Effects mostly not good. Not worst thing ever, but what's there to actually enjoy?
Ah well, am old.
― buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)
they fly @ u face iirc
― dro™ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)
Rushing to get the sequel out by next August
― No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago)
preview of sequel:
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/frutopiayogurt/df/fishfun2.gif
― am0n, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago)
man it says something if the weinsteins are screaming "omg more now fast!" for a film that turned a decent but not staggering profit
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
btw the sequel is going to be called Piranha 3DD
― No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
i lol'd
― some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
Sadly, already exists (without the fish)http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/1934734802.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
― buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
anybody get the DVD? curious how this works in a home setting...to me I don't think I'd have as much fun watching this at home by myself with no 3-D
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)
i got the blu-ray. looks great. it's still fun.
― in no way more ancient than fucking space (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)
^^just when i thought i couldn't like this guy any more, i find out he owns this movie on BLU RAY
― gr8080, Monday, 20 June 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InENM6fwIwE
― Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)
is this getting a DVD release?
― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Sunday, September 19, 2010 10:09 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
well it is a movie...
― J0rdan S., Sunday, September 19, 2010 10:12 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark
loll
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 18 August 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
SHARK NIGHT: THEY ALSO FLY AT U FACE
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 August 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
you know its a good sign when the imdb best known for stats for the director are all stuntwork
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 August 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)
haha actually his directing credits are uh insane?
The FInal Destination (2009)Asylum (2008)Snakes On a Plane (2006)Cellular(2004)Final Destination 2(2003) - this is awesome btwHomeward Bound 2: Lost In San Francisco (1996)
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 August 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
HAHAHA and one of the cowriters has written
Best Week Ever w/ Paul F. TompkinsandASSY MCGEE
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 August 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
ok never mind this is obv going to be amazing
obv
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 18 August 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
man if i was promoting that movie i would so use "from the people who brought you Homeward Bound II and Assy McGee..."
― I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 August 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
shark night is PG-13 bullshit guys.
― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)
i mean, what's the point? it ain't gonna be scary, it ain't gonna be funny, and no boobz.
― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
because it is going to be AWFUL
― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)
maybe there will be an Assy McGee cameo
btw have I mentioned that Assy McGee is my wife's absolute favorite show to ever be on Adult Swim
― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha really!?
― Shaq Fu, I wont do what you tell me! (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110912203641/piranha/images/3/39/PIRANHA_3DD_-_Teaser_poster.jpg
― Gukbe, Sunday, 25 September 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)
Does that poster actually say "From the writer's of..."? WITH the apostrophe?! That's someone's mockup, right?
― Walter Galt, Sunday, 25 September 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)
i think DESIGN BY JEREMY SMOKE at the bottom is a better giveaway, but ymmv
― tumbl dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 25 September 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
PIRANHA 3DD: THEY FLY @ U VAGINA
http://io9.com/5889407/in-the-piranha-3dd-trailer-the-fish-are-invading-vaginas-now
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
Is that a Funny or Die parody?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)
Sadly, no.
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)
[makes note on calendar]
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)
Like, it's a pool. Get out of the pool. Plus, it's so self-conscious about its ... self-consciousness. Boobs! The Hoff! This'll be the biggest let down since "Snakes on a Plane."*
*Though by "biggest let down" I don't mean to imply that anyone gives a shit.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)
I hope everyone involved in making this film dies painfully, preferably from actual piranhas
This may need to be extended to anyone who pays to see it
― Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
guys you know this needs a new thread
― lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
PIRANHA 3DD: THEY FLY @ U LADY BITS
― lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)
Plus, it's so self-conscious about its ... self-consciousness. Boobs! The Hoff! This'll be the biggest let down since "Snakes on a Plane."
eh, the first one wasn't much less self-conscious
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)
or boob-conscious
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)
yeah that's exactly what made the first one awesome!
― what's a goon to garbus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)
It was all fun and games and fish nibblin' dicks and then somewhere at like the 75 minute mark it turned into Pier Paolo Pasolini goes to Spring Break.
― travis markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, August 22, 2010 1:25 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^underrated post
― what's a goon to garbus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)
The first one didn't take itself seriously, and probably should have taken itself a little more seriously (or perhaps less). But hiring the Hoff? That's a straight to DVD level stunt.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)
agreed, plus it looks like it's got gary busey, too (noshing on a fish, natch).
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
anticipating nonetheless
oh man anticipating the fuck outta this
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)
now if only Elizabeth Shue joins in the nakedness this time
ahh wait she isn't in it is she. fuck.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 1 March 2012 02:29 (thirteen years ago)
lol @ stealing the gun-leg bit from Planet Terror
― stan this sick bunt (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 1 March 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)
Wow, I wonder if this movie was designed as some sort of tax write-off. First movie made $80 million worldwide. This one? $8 million. Domestic total gross of the first film? $25 million. Domestic total gross of the sequel? $376,512!
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)
I heard it was pretty much straight to DVD fare. shame cos the first remake was fuckin dope
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:26 (eleven years ago)
they fly @ u face
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 06:02 (four years ago)