HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE?

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TO GET TO THE BOTTUM OF THINGS?

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

COME NOW! ONE OF YOU MUST ANSWER! YOU CHICKENS! HOW DARE YOU !

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

TWENTY-SEVEN?

― jel --, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd say maybe 5 or 6 for a creme egg....

― fran, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the answer is 42.

― Deadman, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just bite it.

― Samantha, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I'm scared of you.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SMAMNTHA YOU CURRRRRRRRRR!

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rimming is funny.

― Dan Irons, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

funny *and* fun. don't stop til you get enough

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Conflating rimming with vintage Tootsie Pop commercials = DUD.

"One, Two-hoo, Three... *CHOMP*"

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

stick in yr snout and wiggle it

― Queen G, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"One, Two-hoo, Three... *CHOMP*"

Dan P: Then, explain to the ER nurse why their patient has a big bite out of their butt, why don't you?:>

Course, I'd prefer starting at the other end, myself....

― Nichole Graham, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan P: Then, explain to the ER nurse why their patient has a big bite out of their butt, why don't you?:>

This is Dan we're talking about! He'd pay serious money for the privilege of going into an ER and saying *just that*!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU ARE ALL UNGROSS!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As long as we're not talking about MY BUTT here, Ned is OTM. In fact, if anyone ever has an embarrassing medical condition that they need to tell someone about but can't work up the nerve, I will tell the person/doctor for you for a reasonable fee.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

YES. I HAVE BEAUTIFULITIS. I AM SO BEAUTIFUL IT HURTS.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, is your butt that hideous? Surely not;>

If you're serious about that offer, then Harvard isn't paying you enough...

― Nichole Graham, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It isn't the "hideous" thing as much as it is the "bite out of it" thing. And I wish I had more money, be it from Harvard or anywhere else.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

May I test Dan's rectal joy meter with karrot in ass treatment?

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, but I appreciate the polite manner in which you asked.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

hanle y during his shout y phase

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 20 July 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Or during his "The Notorious K I M" phase.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 20 July 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought this was related to this thread:

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOUR EX BLAMES YOUR FOR FUCKING UP HER LIFE WHEN SHE'S BE FUCKED UP REGARDLESS OF WHO SHE HOOKED UP WITH?

in the sense that it is a sentiment one gets when one finds out you ex is living the legend of COCKSUCKER BLUES by blowing every swinging dick in town. Man, is that a show stopper.

― jools or jewels, Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

dang, do tell! that sounds juicy...names please!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 20 July 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

YES. I HAVE BEAUTIFULITIS. I AM SO BEAUTIFUL IT HURTS.

Words can't bring Hanle y down.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

BEAUTIFULITIS

inflammation of the beautiful gland. it's a tragedy.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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