After Semi-Pro, Will Ferrell to play (Brazilian) Ronaldo in new biopic

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YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT PROMOTIONAL ITEM FOR THIS?

-- John Justen, Thursday, 14 February 2008 00:36 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

RONALDO AND RONALDINHO ARE DIFFERENT FOOTBALLERS, BUT THANKS FOR YOUR CLEVER PIECE OF META HUMOUR

What this thread needs is that picture of Ronaldo arriving at the 2002 World Cup and making slitty eyed gestures at the assembled welcoming committee.

Anyway, RIP Ronaldo's career, heaven needed a fat bastard who hasn't played well for five years.

that hair is amazing, he should bring it back

Does Ronaldo's career follow the trajectory of a Ferrell protagonist?

What am i asking, course it does.

how has he been doing at Milan?

Ten goals in three years.

Ten pies in three minutes

Given his game tends to involve getting into positions involving as little running as possible, do you think Dimitar Berbatov could get away with being as fat as Ronaldo?

(Frank Lampard zing)

is this true? that'd be like four sports movies in a row for ferrell.

Only with the help of a Eddie Murphy-style 9 hour prothetic make-up session could Dimitar Berbatov ever get as fat as Ronaldo (xxp)

It's good to know Fat Fwank's back just in time to drag yet another talented central midfielder down with him. Ballack's been doing really well lately but I think he's pretty much fucked now.

i thought he only went to milan last year?

this thread is the top google result for ""will ferrell" ronaldo" so i guess this is not true. i don't get it.

The most interesting pieces of soccerball trivia you know (that are 100% false)

Hope this will be as good as Blades of Glory, that was like the best sports film ever! Talladega Nights was quite good too... Maybe Ferrell has just found his niche?

(x-post)

Okay, forget about it.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/08_heidi-klum-will-ferrell_21.jpg

Steve Carrell as Leonardo, Jerry Stiller as Alberto Zaccheroni, Javier Bardem as Ivan Zamorano. This movie casts itself.

this guy just ain't funny

I'm still lolling at the John-Dom zing/counterzing.

this guy just ain't funny

-- blueski, Thursday, February 14, 2008 2:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

RONG

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best line in cinema this decade

this guy just ain't funny

-- blueski, Thursday, February 14, 2008 2:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

RONG

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 14 February 2008 14:10 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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