$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

can i pay my rent with this?

http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/images/fry_coffee.gif

iPhone dude iPhone

I IS A PATRIOT!

I'm a put a down payment on a condo

an eightball and a cheap escort!!

^lol economy u get none

i'm gonna make things right between a friend and me, and replace the musical instrument i broke

a half ounce and a very cheap escort

i did my dude wrong

are you getting married or what

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D07182007

just to go ahead and get it out of the way. sorry gbx

:(

you owe me

check's in the mail bro

My wife gave her first graders the writing assignment "If I Had A Hundred Dollars" yesterday. Answers included:

"Hot chocolate, an airplane and a helicopter"

"PSP, a house, a dog, a cat, a fish"

"My mom and dad"

"A hot dog"

POLL

oh dear

first graders OTM

i'm def buying 6 hot dogs w/ my check!!!

i'm gonna stock up on parents

maybe she meant like ransom them or something

i took it as more like her parents would say "hand over the hundred bucks kiddo, we got bills"

seriously, cashing it and using it for booze fund

cuz you know america number one and whatever

gonna give 300 kids two dollars

^lost blink 182 video

ok if you did that gbx that would in fact be totally awesome

yeah serious answer is she probably meant helping her parents who are definitely poor. Which is unbelievably cute and sad and sweet.

im not going to do it because fuck little kids daddy needs boooooooze xpost

blog it or it didn't happen

gbxpost

A MILLION DOLLARS!!???!?!?!?!?!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fdqAbnGs-fw

300 hot dogs

you know, like tina fey.

http://www.schadenfreude.net/upload/2007/11/familyGuy_Meg_single1_72.jpg

I'm gonna pretend that you're the New York Knicks.

All for me, sorry, no awesome children handouts. I'm thinking clothing free-for all, maybe starting with Filene's Basement for maximum bang/buck ratio. Save enough for a mad high-dollar steak and baked potato dinner for two. Or maybe just one, too keep with the "all for me" spirit.

FUCK YOU, I GOT SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS! I GOT A MANDATE!

all I can think of looking at this thread is the part in Glengarry Glen Ross where Pacino goes "you just cost me six thousand dollars. SIX! THOUSAND! DOLLARS!"

as a side note, is it really possible that no one in the world has made the obligatory "I got your economic stimulus package right here!" crotch grab joke, or am i just watching all the wrong television networks these days.

. ?

No wait, changed my mind. I'll still do dinner if I can, but I could really use a good wool suit. Just one is all I need, long as it's charcoal and comes with two pair of pants.

This is so 2001.

do they still sell indulgences?

maybe I should use this as an excuse to try per se

Is the Crunchwrap Supreme an indulgence?

that's a penance moreliek

lol i'm lutheran

Wait, is this refund for the first or second inherited recession?

I sell indulgences. So to speak.

@and what - Payments will be mailed no later than (and received a few days after):

i'm with tom in the WHERE THE FUCK IS IT dept.

flying to the mainland today w/ ticket paid for with mine

im in the june 20 group and i got my check yesterday now i have $600 in my pocket sup

im in the june 20 group and i got my check yesterday now i have $600 in my pocket sup

same except i bought dinner last night and paid for my pictures and bought some more film this morning. and i'm grilling steaks tonight. gonna party on a tuesday like i never have to work another wednesday in my life.

right on
im thinking maybe records

i started to but i'll wait until i get paid next week. there's a lot of shit i want to buy.

just got a letter saying i should receive it by 7/5 :) :) :) :) :)

FUCK TRAFFIC TICKETS

The letter hath arrived. Pass that check on.

I had budgeted only $1200 coming in to us ($600 + $600) until sunny reminded me that Beeps gets $300. So wow. $1500 on its way!

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 2:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

i guess Beeps will be paying for my new iphone!

i did, in fact, wind up buying a boatload of records.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/02/nation-buys-porn-with-sti_n_110457.html

lololololololol

just got a letter saying i should receive it by 7/5 :) :) :) :) :)

-- am0n, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:05 (3 days ago) Link

got that too and shit is like twisting the knife...goin' on a road trip tomorrow and barely have enough $ for gas, woulda been great if the check was here today, but nope, i'll have the money after the weekend, when i don't need it nearly as much. plus I filed w/ direct deposit and had originally assumed i'd be getting this 2 months ago. and fuck, why send a letter a week beforehand? JUST SEND THE FUCKING CHECK IN THAT ENVELOPE ALREADY.

my friend only got $300... how is this possible? she has a pretty low income.

http://www.passiveonlineincome.net/image/finance-money.GIF

If your taxable income was under X (like $10k) you only got $300.

what some dude said.

herro dere checky

Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face
My feelin's can't describe it
Finally it has happened to me
Right in front of my face
And I just cannot hide it

Meeting Mr. Right, the man of my dreams
The one and only true love or at least it seems
With brown coco skin and curly black hair
It's just the way he looks at me, that gentle lovin' stare

Finally you come along
The way I feel about you it just can't be wrong
If you only knew the way I feel about you
I just can't describe him oh no no

CHORUS
CHORUS

It seemed so many times he seemed to be the one
But all he ever wanted was to have a little fun
But now you've come along and brightened up my world
In my heart I feel it I'm that special kind of girl

Finally you come along
The way I feel about you it just can't be wrong
If you only knew the way I feel about you
I just can't describe him oh no no

CHORUS
CHORUS

Finally
Ooooooooh finally yeah yeah
Oh

RAP: True love, a feelin' I never knew
Until you came into my life and now it's real
I never knew that I would find the time
Before you I thought love was blind

And my life was coastin' out my emotion
Too strong for words, you're set for devotion
A-pushin' me from mutual attraction
True love, the chemical reaction

Then my actions
Reflect those of a way to makin' this a better love
A never ending plan like man and wife
Flavourful to my life like a spice

Summon me to death, you're my big mean of protection
My one and only source of affection
So I'm puttin' all games behind me
I've been lookin' for the key to love and I've found it finally

CHORUS (to fade)

wow, i just got a letter from the IRS copping to the fact that they never sent me my stimulus check.

"we are required by law to mail the economic stimulus payment by dec. 31, 2008. we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment based on your 2007 tax account. however, you may be able to claim a credit on your 2007 federal return."

that's not quite as fun.

whoa

can we do this again?

we could issue the check by this date so you will note get the payment

i meant "we could NOT issue the check by this date so you will NOT get the payment" obv. so weird, i got the annoying letters saying "we will mail your check out soon!" and then nothing.

I think we are doing this again. You know since it worked so well last time.

i am checking all these threads to see if i posted about buying something with my stimulus check cause i don't remember getting it

bump

lol

bump

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lol

lol

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Thank you, CNBC. No, sincerely: thank you. I don't know what I'd do without u, boo.

lol bulking up you emergency AND retirement saving with $600

thanks to this i'm gonna be able to retire three days early!!!!

I'm using my $600 to upgrade my cyanide tooth to a more fast-acting model.

"BULK UP your emergency savings, and get that retirement savings THICC!"

CNBC: the best use of your stimulus check is to immediately turn it over to a bank. The bank is getting a bit worried about your ability to repay that credit they extended to you. This is bad for their peace of mind.

i'm going to donate it to congresspeople so they can help us even moar

love this ilx-specific sad lol thread bump

i have not received my six hundred dollars yet

Plz 2 join the 'have not received my six hundred dollars yet' club. Membership fees are only six hundred dollars.

Mine’s getting direct deposited into a bank account that no longer exists. I can’t update my bank account # with IRS because trump and the GOP don’t want the executive branch to properly function

just got mine, partner did too, but she still hasn't received the 1,200. anytime she calls the IRS about it they 'transfer' her to a line that hangs up on her. tbh im amazed she can even get ahold of an actual person there to begin with

how much
she said
with six hundred dollars i'll do it

$1400!!

i will be receiving the balance of my "two thousand dollar check" on wednesday march 17

Still no $600
Still no sign of forthcoming $1400
America, why hast thou forsaken me

canst thou claim at least the $600 as a refundable tax credit?