i just injured my hand changing the watercooler

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WHO USES UP ALL THE WATER AND JUST LEAVES THE EMPTY ONE THERE??
ARE YOU THE SAME PERSON WHO PEES ON THE SEATS IN THE LADIES ROOM?

i am a wussy weak girl and i still change the watercooler, even though it sometimes results in me getting soaked with poland spring, or my hand bleeding.

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

No wussy effeminate males at the musuem to blame?!?!?!?!?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

blood on the keyboards!

Zeno, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

am a wussy weak girl and i still change the watercooler,

Maybe this person was weaker than you. In a wheelchair? Probably just lazy.

Bonita Applebum, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

is this the new watercooler thread

max, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

was there gushing?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

how would a woman pee on a seat in the ladies room? she'd have to be a hoverer?

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, some women hover in public bathrooms. Don't ask me, we've probably had that thread already.

Laurel, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

there is nobody on my floor with a wheelchair!

yes, i guess this is a watercooler thread u_u

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

GOOD FOR YOU, LABS. SHOW THAT WATERCOOLER WHO IS THE BOSS.

Laurel, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

wheelchairs are funny

DG, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

the women pee on the seat b/c they hover and then don't clean up after themselves. it is disgusting. the office provides toilet seat covers for a reason!

bell_labs, Thursday, 14 February 2008 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe you can find the person who didn't replace the cooler and put them in a wheelchair.

Also if this is the watercooler thread then I demand you entertain me. And bring some ice water, please.

Bonita Applebum, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

this happened me before. I dropped the full bottle of water on my thumb and had one of those weird bruises beneath my nail for a few months.

Ronan, Thursday, 14 February 2008 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

i just injured my hand changing the uk watercooler 32

binge, Thursday, 14 February 2008 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

You should put up a sign in the ladies room: "If you're going to hover, then pick up the seat like a real man"

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, toilets are specifically designed to accommodate standing urination

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

P.S. I look forward to the "what should I do while I'm on workman's comp" thread

nabisco, Thursday, 14 February 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

i'm trying to convince my company to replace watercoolers with this
http://asia.cnet.com/i/r/2007/gb/nov/kegger_b1.jpg

gershy, Friday, 15 February 2008 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

....er
http://asia.cnet.com/i/r/2007/gb/nov/kegger_b1.jpg

gershy, Friday, 15 February 2008 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

there will be blood

http://thenetworkgarden.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/watercooler_4.jpg

tipsy mothra, Friday, 15 February 2008 07:18 (eighteen years ago)

(we had a water cooler in my old office, i miss it. they're not allowed in the new one cuz there's wiring in the floor and they're afraid some wuss will spill a jug and short out the building.)

tipsy mothra, Friday, 15 February 2008 07:21 (eighteen years ago)


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