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Seriously. The death penalty is too good for them. I just walked from my corner to my front door and it was like playing fuckin' hopscotch in a mine field. NO EXCUSE will do. "It's cold", "I'm running late", "it's icky!" -- tough! You signed on to take care of the pooch, NOW SCOOP THE POOP OR BE MADE TO EAT IT "PINK FLAMINGOES" STYLEE! I don't let me kids poop all over the street, why do you let your dogs?
― Alex in NYC, Sunday, 17 February 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)
Didn't mean to sound unintentionally Cockney in a Dick Van Dyke circa "Mary Poppins" way there. I don't let my kids...blah blah blah.
― Alex in NYC, Sunday, 17 February 2008 15:08 (eighteen years ago)
As long as the dog doesn't make on the sidewalk -- makes in a bush or a alleyway, I don't think no-scooping is that annoying.
― remy bean, Sunday, 17 February 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)
I hate when you see loads of shitty dog do footprints surroundint the offending y'know!
― I know, right?, Sunday, 17 February 2008 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
Every street in limerick is absolutely covered in chewing gum and dog shit. It is gross, don't breath in if you can help it.
― I know, right?, Sunday, 17 February 2008 15:22 (eighteen years ago)
Didn't mean to sound unintentionally Cockney in a Dick Van Dyke circa "Mary Poppins" way there.
Black your boots guv'ner? Five bits?
― sanskrit, Sunday, 17 February 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)
Do you have neighbors with free-range-shitting pitbulls, or would that make your head a splode?
― Abbott, Monday, 18 February 2008 00:40 (eighteen years ago)
when the snow melts here in spring it's never a pretty sight. ancient bleached turds everywhere.
― s1ocki, Monday, 18 February 2008 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
No, I don't, but yes it would.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:59 (eighteen years ago)