Ugliest Premiership manager?

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Just like before, only with added Bolton.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Avram Grant 6
Gary Megson 4
Harry Redknapp 4
David Moyes 3
Arsene Wenger 2
Sir Alex Ferguson 1
Steve Bruce 1
Paul Jewell1
Martin O'Neill 1
Roy Hodgson 0
Steve Coppell 0
Rafa Benitez 0
Alex McLeish 0
Mark Hughes 0
Roy Keane 0
Kevin Keegan 0
Gareth Southgate 0
Sven Goran Eriksson 0
Alan Curbishley 0
Juande Ramos 0


Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

Baron Greenback gag/dinner lady gag/perm gag

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

I thought about polling every Premiership manager ever but fuck that.

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:23 (7 minutes ago) Link

I dunno, Steve Bruce might have something to say about this

Paul Jewell got rid of that thing on his head, right?

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Link

Avram Greenback

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Link

I voted for Harry Redknapp, for what it's worth.

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:24 (5 minutes ago) Link

^^^Dunno, Steve Bruce looks OK in this photo

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:25 (4 minutes ago) Link

I also left out Gary Megson. Should we abort mission?

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:26 (4 minutes ago) Link

Ideally we need female and gay US posters who have no idea who any of these people are to answer for us.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:27 (2 minutes ago) Link

Right this thread will disappear in about 5mins.

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:28 (2 minutes ago) Link

Hodgson and Bruce = deformed dinner ladies, McLeish = tiny head, sinister piggy eyes, Redknapp = melted face, Southgate = hawklike, Curbishley looks like he hasn't slept in a decade, Keegan = faint chill in the air and indistinct black shape hovering over left shoulder, none of the rest are that hideous

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:28 (1 minute ago) Link

yes it is clearly Megson

Avram has puppy eyes

-- blueski, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:28 (1 minute ago) Link

some sort of amulet i believe

-- blueski, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:29 (1 minute ago) Link

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

Be careful with what you say about Moyes as well, he doesn't take kindly to zings:

http://www.24-7simpsons.com/moe%202.jpg

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/77844712-thumb.jpg

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

Is he goose-stepping in that picture?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/PaulJewell2811PA_468x309.jpg

shudder

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

"wor bitterly disappointed in th'spinelessness of wor Gorman people, th've let us down t'dee"

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

Ambassador Avram de Sadesky

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0143.jpg

Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.football.co.uk/shared/images/news/400x400_royhodgson.jpg

Had a senile right wing English teacher that looked exactly like this, was a woman

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

A glaring ommission:
http://www.frankievalley.com/diary/images/20060601.jpg

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

Dowie adj.

Originated in West London. Can be used to describe someone who is so shockingly ugly, unimpressive or plain looking that an extreme exclamation is required to describe them. Can be doubled up for emphasis or used to describe something that is so boring it disgusts you.

He's such a dowie bre.
She tried talking to me but she was so dowie i spat in her face.
You're a dowie dowie yatty, go away.
I went to her house on Friday night, it was fucking dowie!

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kumb.com/gallery/lib/bw_curbishley.jpg

Is Curbishley on that "Middle Aged Men Who Look Like Lesbians" webpage yet?

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

Llewellyn Charles 'Alan' Curbishley (born 8 November 1957 in Forest Gate, East London), is a former professional footballer and the current manager of West Ham United.[1]

ahaha didn't know this

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.skysports.com/07/12/218x298/sanchez_lawrie_607473.jpg

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

^Is he having a stroke?

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.totalgambler.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_3/total_gambler_1652_8.jpg

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

Oh it turns you on, on, now he has gone
Oh what turns you on, on, now your animal's gone?
What does it take to turn you on, on
now he has gone?
now you're over 21?
now your animal's gone?
...Animal, he was animal, an animal...

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.skysports.com/07/07/218x298/megson_gary_548273.jpg

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

+5 points for use of Shearer's Island

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/graphics/2007/10/17/ufnlee.jpg

We barely knew ye...

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

Someone please Photoshop a tiny figure about to be eaten into that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

Bolton have put together a terrific run of three...really ugly managers.

blueski, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

xpost or some breasts just in front of sammy's palm

blueski, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

I don't want to be cruel, but Sammy Lee was in a massive housefire, right? That is why he looks like that?

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://itn.co.uk/news/storyaa7406ed50e7b58df6d902d11b04aca9.jpg

I used to really hate Mrs Doubtfire when Sheff Utd were in the Premiership.

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

"He's come in here, dressed as a woman, and that's cost us today, it's cost us all season, and I just hope he can sleep with himself tonight."

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

(cue sheffield accent) I just hate the way they (refs) smile and laugh during the game

Daniel Giraffe, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/4923826

Slurp.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

The Dulux dog has really let himself go

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

I think we're looking at a too literal definition of ugly.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41033000/jpg/_41033764_haaland-pa220.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thenonleaguefootballpaper.com/images/articles/issue394/issue394b/bigron.jpg

Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

Poll Closing Date: Tuesday, 2 March 2010 00:00

In for the long haul.

Billy Dods, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Put your hands up for Matt DC, he loves botching polls

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Be interesting to see how many of them are still managing the same club in two years time. Keegan will, obviously, but dunno about the rest.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://ukpress.google.com/media/ALeqM5h37Tu18djGdp6_48Huy_LyGKqSDw?size=s

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39706000/jpg/_39706509_merrington203.jpg

The story it comes from is even better, though.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

Siralex, Wenger, O'Neill, Ramos maybe, Curbishley maybe, none of the others.

Ah who cares about the result, this thread is for meanspiritedness really.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

Shady agent hawking mediocre African footballer of uncertain age: "And there's £500k in it for you if you take him, all kosher of course, nudge nudge wink wink."

Merrington: "WHAT D'YOU THINK I AM SOME SORT OF DOUGHNUT?!!"

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39387000/jpg/_39387492_redknapp_emp.jpg

HI DERE

Ronan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

DROOPY.JPG

blueski, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

At least he looks better than he did. I think.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

it's surely megson, for physical deformity.

darraghmac, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 1 March 2010 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

loooooooooooooooool

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Monday, 1 March 2010 00:03 (sixteen years ago)

can't not vote avram

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Monday, 1 March 2010 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

loooooooooooool should i vote for paul's jewells? or only current premiership managers?

80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 1 March 2010 00:09 (sixteen years ago)

coyle with a hot new entry climbing up the charts

ere, Monday, 1 March 2010 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.

:'(

I hope I voted for Jewell last time too.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Monday, 1 March 2010 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

voted megson

ere, Monday, 1 March 2010 00:13 (sixteen years ago)

Be interesting to see how many of them are still managing the same club in two years time. Keegan will, obviously

ere, Monday, 1 March 2010 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:HU0G66B1g3A5oM:http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t194/ILBB15/rampant.jpg

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Monday, 1 March 2010 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

;_; why lj why

80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 1 March 2010 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

because i love

also because happy hoyhoy abirthday

stoke for the shawcross (acoleuthic), Monday, 1 March 2010 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

half of these guys are no longer premier league managers, fact fans.

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 1 March 2010 11:03 (sixteen years ago)

Gonna take a wild guess that Dom's post re Keegan wasn't 500% serious

sometimes I feel like throwing my glands up in the air (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 March 2010 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

we'll never know ;_;

quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Monday, 1 March 2010 12:17 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 00:01 (sixteen years ago)


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