Ugliest Premiership manager?

Baron Greenback gag/dinner lady gag/perm gag

I thought about polling every Premiership manager ever but fuck that.

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:23 (7 minutes ago) Link

I dunno, Steve Bruce might have something to say about this

Paul Jewell got rid of that thing on his head, right?

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Link

Avram Greenback

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Link

I voted for Harry Redknapp, for what it's worth.

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:24 (5 minutes ago) Link

^^^Dunno, Steve Bruce looks OK in this photo

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:25 (4 minutes ago) Link

I also left out Gary Megson. Should we abort mission?

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:26 (4 minutes ago) Link

Ideally we need female and gay US posters who have no idea who any of these people are to answer for us.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:27 (2 minutes ago) Link

Right this thread will disappear in about 5mins.

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:28 (2 minutes ago) Link

Hodgson and Bruce = deformed dinner ladies, McLeish = tiny head, sinister piggy eyes, Redknapp = melted face, Southgate = hawklike, Curbishley looks like he hasn't slept in a decade, Keegan = faint chill in the air and indistinct black shape hovering over left shoulder, none of the rest are that hideous

-- That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:28 (1 minute ago) Link

yes it is clearly Megson

Avram has puppy eyes

-- blueski, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:28 (1 minute ago) Link

some sort of amulet i believe

-- blueski, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:29 (1 minute ago) Link

Be careful with what you say about Moyes as well, he doesn't take kindly to zings:

http://www.24-7simpsons.com/moe%202.jpg

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/77844712-thumb.jpg

Is he goose-stepping in that picture?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/PaulJewell2811PA_468x309.jpg

shudder

"wor bitterly disappointed in th'spinelessness of wor Gorman people, th've let us down t'dee"

Ambassador Avram de Sadesky

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0143.jpg

http://www.football.co.uk/shared/images/news/400x400_royhodgson.jpg

Had a senile right wing English teacher that looked exactly like this, was a woman

A glaring ommission:
http://www.frankievalley.com/diary/images/20060601.jpg

Dowie adj.

Originated in West London. Can be used to describe someone who is so shockingly ugly, unimpressive or plain looking that an extreme exclamation is required to describe them. Can be doubled up for emphasis or used to describe something that is so boring it disgusts you.

He's such a dowie bre.
She tried talking to me but she was so dowie i spat in her face.
You're a dowie dowie yatty, go away.
I went to her house on Friday night, it was fucking dowie!

http://www.kumb.com/gallery/lib/bw_curbishley.jpg

Is Curbishley on that "Middle Aged Men Who Look Like Lesbians" webpage yet?

Llewellyn Charles 'Alan' Curbishley (born 8 November 1957 in Forest Gate, East London), is a former professional footballer and the current manager of West Ham United.[1]

ahaha didn't know this

http://img.skysports.com/07/12/218x298/sanchez_lawrie_607473.jpg

^Is he having a stroke?

http://www.totalgambler.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_3/total_gambler_1652_8.jpg

Oh it turns you on, on, now he has gone
Oh what turns you on, on, now your animal's gone?
What does it take to turn you on, on
now he has gone?
now you're over 21?
now your animal's gone?
...Animal, he was animal, an animal...

http://img.skysports.com/07/07/218x298/megson_gary_548273.jpg

+5 points for use of Shearer's Island

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/graphics/2007/10/17/ufnlee.jpg

We barely knew ye...

Someone please Photoshop a tiny figure about to be eaten into that.

Bolton have put together a terrific run of three...really ugly managers.

xpost or some breasts just in front of sammy's palm

I don't want to be cruel, but Sammy Lee was in a massive housefire, right? That is why he looks like that?

http://itn.co.uk/news/storyaa7406ed50e7b58df6d902d11b04aca9.jpg

I used to really hate Mrs Doubtfire when Sheff Utd were in the Premiership.

"He's come in here, dressed as a woman, and that's cost us today, it's cost us all season, and I just hope he can sleep with himself tonight."

(cue sheffield accent) I just hate the way they (refs) smile and laugh during the game

http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/4923826

Slurp.

The Dulux dog has really let himself go

I think we're looking at a too literal definition of ugly.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41033000/jpg/_41033764_haaland-pa220.jpg

http://www.thenonleaguefootballpaper.com/images/articles/issue394/issue394b/bigron.jpg

Poll Closing Date: Tuesday, 2 March 2010 00:00

In for the long haul.

Put your hands up for Matt DC, he loves botching polls

Be interesting to see how many of them are still managing the same club in two years time. Keegan will, obviously, but dunno about the rest.

http://ukpress.google.com/media/ALeqM5h37Tu18djGdp6_48Huy_LyGKqSDw?size=s

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39706000/jpg/_39706509_merrington203.jpg

The story it comes from is even better, though.

Siralex, Wenger, O'Neill, Ramos maybe, Curbishley maybe, none of the others.

Ah who cares about the result, this thread is for meanspiritedness really.

Shady agent hawking mediocre African footballer of uncertain age: "And there's £500k in it for you if you take him, all kosher of course, nudge nudge wink wink."

Merrington: "WHAT D'YOU THINK I AM SOME SORT OF DOUGHNUT?!!"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39387000/jpg/_39387492_redknapp_emp.jpg

HI DERE

DROOPY.JPG

At least he looks better than he did. I think.

it's surely megson, for physical deformity.

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loooooooooooooooool

can't not vote avram

loooooooooooool should i vote for paul's jewells? or only current premiership managers?

coyle with a hot new entry climbing up the charts

You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.

:'(

I hope I voted for Jewell last time too.

voted megson

Be interesting to see how many of them are still managing the same club in two years time. Keegan will, obviously

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:HU0G66B1g3A5oM:http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t194/ILBB15/rampant.jpg

;_; why lj why

because i love

also because happy hoyhoy abirthday

half of these guys are no longer premier league managers, fact fans.

Gonna take a wild guess that Dom's post re Keegan wasn't 500% serious

we'll never know ;_;

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