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This is going to be terrible!

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/zap-kitschreynoldswolverinecasting,0,2230058.story

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

See?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

Echoing a slew of online reports, Variety says that Kitsch (Tim Riggins on NBC's "Friday Night Lights") will play Gambit, a bo-wielding Cajun with the ability to manipulate kinetic energy and an on-and-off romance with Rogue.

Of course I first read that as 'bro-wielding Cajun'

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

will.i.am??

carne asada, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

show me how u wield this bro

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

will.i.am??

Can't wait for the inevitable 'yes we can' line in the script.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

The wolverine origin story that was set in the 19th century (was that the only one?) was fucking awful! I hope they don't use any of that material.

Dan I., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm guessing they'll keep the timeline consistent with the X-Men trilogy, or at least not jump back 100 years.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

will.i.am as Wraith is kind of awesome, assuming they make his character like Abyss.

Liev Schreiber as the character played by a gigantic wrestler in the first movie? waht

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

this is going to be so terrible that i will watch it.

Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

wait why is this being made

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if it will manage to be better than Elektra?

chap, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Jordan OTM

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if Deadpool will constantly make asides to the audience like he does in the comics.

Helltime Redux, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

John and Fluffy Bear are already planning what to drink at the home double-bill showing of this and Catwoman.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

no... no... no.....

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k192/sirweeze/69387-facepalm.jpg

the sir weeze, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Am correct in thinking there's going to be a Magneto film as well?

chap, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Aw what happened 2 Josh Holloway as Gambit?

nickalicious, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Unconfirmed rumors have been posted on the net that Josh Holloway had turned down an offer to play the popular X-Man Gambit. The alleged reason was that Gambit was too similar to “Sawyer” who Holloway plays on LOST.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

ok if this is as bad as catwoman or daredevil I will be kind of surprised.
elektra was a better than either of those, I thought.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I don't totally understand why everyone's howling like this is some terrible out of left field spinoff idea from a studio desperate to milk a franchise. there's been talk of a Wolverine movie probably since the first X-Men, and I see no reason to expect this won't at least be better than that last one that got all Ratnered up.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

elektra was worse than EVERYTHING.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Elektra was not worse than an intestinal parasite.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://kisrael.com/journal.aux/2006.05.28.tapeworm.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Reynolds ("Definitely Maybe") will play Deadpool, an assassin and self-healer. It's expected to only be a cameo, but if the character proves popular, he could be the centerpiece for a future film.

I love Deadpool, but I think Ryan Reynolds should be hit in the face with a shovel.

Nicole, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Every time I think "This might not be too bad..." I remember the Deadpoolish character he played in Blade 3.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Ryan Reynolds will always have a warm place in my heart for his delivery of the "marijuana... but WHY?" line in Harold and Kumar

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

zomg catwoman was so much better the elektra. seriously. i never could figure out why it was panned at all except that it didn't stick to the fanboy script.

s.clover, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

catwoman was utterly horrendous. you are a fool.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

I think Ryan Reynolds should be hit in the face with a shovel.

"Take me out like Kanye. It's a man's way to die."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

Catwoman featured many many shots of Halle Berry in skin-tight leather pants, ergo it cannot have been horrendous.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

half of those shots were of the adrianne version of halle berry, ergo it was horrendous. CG animated cats in non-cartoon movie = fuck you creepy weird bastards

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

Ah, but half of them WERE NOT!

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

catwoman and elektra were both terrible, arguing over which was better is so depressing

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

WOLFERINE

Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

looking at Halle Berry > looking at Jennifer Garner, ergo Catwoman > Elektra

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Collins ("The Merchant of Venice") will play Silver Fox, Wolverine's lover.

Silver Fox? Really? Was she a character prior to the film? (ILC guys to thread.)

ian, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

She was a very minor character iirc.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i've never read any comics involving her, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Fox

Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

According to most accounts, Silver Fox lived with him in Canada at the dawn of the 20th century. She, a Native Canadian Blackfoot, and he, a frontiersman, enjoyed many happy times together.

A movie about this era would be awesome.

ian, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

imagine?? just a chilled-out character study / drama set in a log cabin

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

With fast healing and CLAWS

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

and a character named silver fox ffs.

ian, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

I want them to swim naked in frozen lakes, catching live salmon with their bare hands.

ian, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

just a chilled-out character study / drama set in a log cabin

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/The-shining-jack-in-maze.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.complementarycolor.com/Illustration/Illustration_Painting/northern_exposure.jpg

Jordan, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

There's a crossover.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

TS:

Wrestling Earnest Hemingway vs.

Kissing Jessica Stein vs.

Killing Zoe vs.

Finding Forrester vs.

Losing Isaiah vs.

Chasing Amy vs.

Educating Rita vs.

Raising Arizona vs.

Waking Ned Devine vs.

Eating Raoul vs.

Deconstructing Harry vs.

Regarding Henry vs.

Saving Silverman vs.

Boxing Helena vs.

Being John Malkovich vs.

Anticipating Wolverine

rogermexico., Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

all right i am totally nubcakes with all things comix, but dawn of the 20th century?? what

gff, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

Professor X looked like silly putty or something.

Trip Maker, Monday, 4 May 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

yeah what was up with that - it was like a botched latex face mask or something

where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Monday, 4 May 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

Professor X aged better than most.

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

so this is apparently a huge hit?

dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, $87 million in the US.

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

I didn't like the Deadpool thing, it was just like Sylar! The X-Men films as a whole suffer from rubbish baddies, Magneto is okay, just way too old - they should have made him more like Ultimate Magneto.

Overall, it was quite good knock-a-bout fun...they should've cast Stan Lee as the old farmer.

Orin Boyd (jel --), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, and Professor X must have been entirely CGI, coz Patrick Stewart isn't listed in the cast on IMDB.

Orin Boyd (jel --), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

The word seems to be that what Gavin Hood turned into a year ago was both a very decent film and rated R. He's as obvious a choice for this as Bryan Singer was, and it is a shame he couldn't see his vision realized.

litcofsky, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

Anybody who likes Deadpool or Emma Frost will be a bit o_O over this movie.

Saula (Nicole), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

haha well, in fairness Emma Frost in the comic book basically has little to no relation to the Emma in the movie so it's easy to disconnect the two

Deadpool, as I said above, is harder to forgive

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, even without the character assasination -- Ryan Reynolds? Really?

Saula (Nicole), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

I should start a thread about my irrational hatred of Ryan Reynolds.

Saula (Nicole), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

"Two Guys, a Girl, and I HATE HIS FACE"?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

i think his eye move closer together with every movie

bnw, Monday, 4 May 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

eyes!

bnw, Monday, 4 May 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

I guess they will become one eye eventually OX

bnw, Monday, 4 May 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

he shouldve killd his brother at three mile island - then wed be talking abt a motherfucker w/a dark past

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

I should start a thread about my irrational hatred of Ryan Reynolds.

You'll have even more reason to now.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

Did we mention that Fox is also working on a "Wolverine" sequel with the samurai storyline?

Not enough X-Men for ya?

Fox is also developing "Magneto," a film about the X-Men villain and "X-Men: First Class."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

he was probably the best thing in this movie! "Yeah, people are dead."

xp

Simon H., Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

so i pretty much know i'm gonna love this even if sucks. can't wait to see it

mark cl, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, but really that's the Deadpool character, almost anybody could have delivered that line and pulled it off. And he always looks like he's wearing an inch of foundation. I bet Adam from American Idol wears less makeup than him.

Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

You know if Marvel likes casting people from Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place, Nathan Fillion would have been a much better choice.

Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

This is as bad as that sparklepire playing the next Doctor.

Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

I think this movie has officially turned me into this guy:

http://stuff.blogono.com/files/2008/04/comic_book_guy.jpg

Saula (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ the movies so transparently aping the 90s X-Men explosion

I'm gone (HI DERE), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

haha this movie

~'-.,,.-'~'-. .-'~'-.,,.-'~ (tremendoid), Sunday, 17 May 2009 09:23 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

so yea this wasn't great. but i still enjoyed it i guess. most of the characters pretty much sucked except for logan & schrieber. brian cox was 100x better as stryker than the new guy, tho it's possible that the character was just better written in X2. i mean as an x-men fanboy i'm gonna get all excited at seeing any of my childhood favorites on the screen but a lot of this just seemed so half-assed and poorly written.

like, um, that fucking terrible scene at the end when xavier comes out of nowhere to land on the island and save the freed mutants. "hi scott i can hear your thoughts, i am here to help you" lol. tho i did enjoy seeing teenage cyclops.

deadpool character was so bad. reminded me of bane from 'batman and robin' - just this big stupid girth of a badguy who's just dumb and tough, totally uninteresting as a villian. also there weren't very many interesting mutants in this, was there? no crazy powers, nothing terribly new.

what was the asian dude's powers anyways? just really fast? yawn.

mark cl, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

tho i thought x3 was shit when i first saw it and actually enjoyed it second time around. maybe this will be better seeing it again, now that i know it was pretty mediocre

mark cl, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:27 (sixteen years ago)

Silverfox was such a waste of space!

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

yea

mark cl, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:06 (sixteen years ago)

I tried watching X-Men 3 again the other week but it was just awful. Still have no desire to see Wolverine at all.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

i might even say x#3 > wolverine

mark cl, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

okay let's not be crazy

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

Definitely. Wolverine should have been direct to DVD, if that. Awful.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

I didn't mind this movie at all. Totally superfluous so I just appreciated all the goofy details, ott action sequences and the fact that Liev Schrieber was actually kind of cool as a kitty cat man.

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

Not psyched about Magneto, though. Maybe cuz it sounds like Hannibal Rising, which truly sucked.

da croupier, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

I will probably not see Thor.

Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

The workprint version is pretty great and fun to watch. Were there any major differences between it and the final release?
The guy who plays Blob emotes pretty well through a fat suit, a lot better than say Eddie Murphy or Gwyneth Paltrow.
I could see how paying money for this would really sour the experience, though.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

jackman wolverine has an awesome 'young clint eastwood' look in this imho.

the 22 daughters of lena hyena, lower slobbovia's ugliest woman, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Darren Aronofsky is officially directing the sequel

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 21 October 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://chud.com/articles/articles/25991/1/DARREN-ARONOFSKY-SIGNS-WITH-A-SNIKT-/Page1.html

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 21 October 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/03/17/darren-aronofsky-withdraws-from-the-wolverine

Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

ok then.

let's change the thread title

sean gramophone, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

why do we need another movie about wolverine.

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

I expected him to leave at some point, but figured it'd be over battles with Tom Rothman and not a family thing.

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

I am starting to form the opinion that Rob Bricken is one of the worst people on the Internet

Jesus, the Total Douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

Well, yes.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

Rob Bricken, putting the 'critic' into critic.

Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Thursday, 13 December 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)


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