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Their Deepest, Darkest Discovery Researchers in New York reported this month that they have created a paper-thin material that absorbs 99.955 percent of the light that hits it, making it by far the darkest substance ever made -- about 30 times as dark as the government's current standard for blackest black.

The material, made of hollow fibers, is a Roach Motel for photons -- light checks in, but it never checks out. By voraciously sucking up all surrounding illumination, it can give those who gaze on it a dizzying sensation of nothingness.

jergïns, Saturday, 23 February 2008 06:44 (eighteen years ago)

Noticed this the other day -- definitely a boon for the goth and black metal industry.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 February 2008 06:47 (eighteen years ago)

whoa

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 February 2008 06:51 (eighteen years ago)

This material should share its photons with countries who need them most.

Abbott, Saturday, 23 February 2008 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

METAL.

kate78, Saturday, 23 February 2008 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'd really like to see it. Seems like the result would be deep thought followed by discussions that involved booze and liberal use of the words "see, I just..." and "man...".

en i see kay, Saturday, 23 February 2008 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

this has serious implications for velvet

remy bean, Saturday, 23 February 2008 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

poor velvet

remy bean, Saturday, 23 February 2008 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 23 February 2008 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

rpi represent

sleep, Saturday, 23 February 2008 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.math.buffalo.edu/~sww/poetry/bpoetryix/baraka_young.jpg

Black is getting blacker!

remy bean, Saturday, 23 February 2008 07:33 (eighteen years ago)

btw maximum kudos on thread title

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 23 February 2008 07:41 (eighteen years ago)

I would like my school to adopt this black as one of its school colors

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 23 February 2008 07:56 (eighteen years ago)

*Yaaaawn*. Wake me when we get to absorption to six decimal places.

kingfish, Saturday, 23 February 2008 08:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.allegrocentral.com/B4/CE/8ab281020bb66dff010bb6811dc20286-PRODUCT-MEDIUM_IMAGE.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 23 February 2008 08:33 (eighteen years ago)

i'm more interested in the light-bending camouflage material

latebloomer, Saturday, 23 February 2008 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

This must be what they made Hotblack Desiato's spaceship out of.

Trayce, Saturday, 23 February 2008 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

it's so dark it could show up naked to a funeral.

tremendoid, Saturday, 23 February 2008 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

when the police shot at it the bullets came back for flashlights.

tremendoid, Saturday, 23 February 2008 10:20 (eighteen years ago)

if her eyes were red she'd be a beeper.

tremendoid, Saturday, 23 February 2008 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

its family's so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo.

tremendoid, Saturday, 23 February 2008 10:22 (eighteen years ago)


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