Hi, everyone! I know everything about ILX and the internet. Ask me anything!
I know all.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
why does kanye west say "we want hen fap" in 'gold digger'?
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 23 February 2008 16:57 (eighteen years ago)
Because he wanted hen fap.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 16:57 (eighteen years ago)
Who were the five guys who were in love with Luna?
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 23 February 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
That would be mean to answer.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
Great thread
― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)
What is the thirty-nine steps?
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
The five guys answer was emailed to you. Thanks, Dom. You're a great poster and a important part of THE HISTORY OF ILX. ;-)
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
The Thirty-nine Steps is an adventure novel by the Scottish author John Buchan, first published in 1915 by William Blackwood and Sons, Edinburgh. It is the first of five novels featuring Richard Hannay, an all-action hero with a stiff upper lip and a miraculous habit of getting himself out of sticky situations.
The novel formed the basis for a number of film adaptations, notably Alfred Hitchcock's 1935 adaptation The 39 Steps, a 1959 colour remake and a more authentic 1978 version.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)
Why was "Can't Hardly Wait" kept off _Tim_, re-recorded, and stuck on the next album instead?
― kingfish, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
Which much-loved ILXors have their own "BAN ________" threads?
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
Kingfish: Your question has nothing to do with ILX.
NV: You question can be answered by simply using the SEARCH link at the top of this page.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:09 (eighteen years ago)
If you know everything about ILX how come you don't know the search function sucks?
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)
and the internet
*ahem*
― kingfish, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
I had no problem finding the "BAN_____" threads using the sucky search function though, NV.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
what was the first thread on ilx?
― Zeno, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:19 (eighteen years ago)
i know!
― DG, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:22 (eighteen years ago)
I think it "Songs about quitting your job" but please correct me if I am wrong, DG.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:24 (eighteen years ago)
it was like 'welcome to ile' or something but i can't find it
second was 'you and your blog'
― DG, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)
"Correct me if I am wrong"? whatta lolthority
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
ILM was before ILE so it couldn't have been "Welcome to ILE."
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
I thought it was something about indie rock, an response to an FT article by Tom. I feel somewhat sure that it wasn't "songs about quitting your job" but I could be wrong.
3xpost
― Sundar, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
i win
― DG, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
which current posters are sockpuppets, and by whom?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
This is older: Indie Rock: What's Going On?
― Sundar, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
I have no way of knowing that, mookieproof.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
bang-up job so far mr ilx.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
I know.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
Dear Mr. ILX,
Hi chaki.
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
Huh, actually this was started the same time as the indie one: Songs About Quitting Your Job?
― Sundar, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
Who was the first sock-puppet to be outed?
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
Hi, Mr. Que. I am not Chaki. I am not a fan.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
the indie rock and ^^^ threads are from ILM!
― DG, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
Please list every band, person, concept or thing that has inspired a C/D thread.
― mulla atari, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
-- Zeno, Saturday, February 23, 2008 5:19 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:32 (eighteen years ago)
meh, ILE is ILX as far as i'm concerned
― DG, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:32 (eighteen years ago)
how come "ilx system" is always so high on the top posters of the month statistics, when actualy you almost don't see posts by it?
― Zeno, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
That kind of thinking is the reason you were ousted from ILX ADMIN, DG.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
Zeno: ILX System's posts can be views in any POLL thread.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
bah! i got ousted because i made stet cry on that richard hammond thread
― DG, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
who invented OTM?
about the ilx system - it's like two posts per poll.were there 180 polls in february? xpost
― Zeno, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
There is more to the story according to Tombot and the HISTORY OF ILX, DG.
OTM was invented by Mark Sinker.
Yes there were about 180 polls in February.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
AT LEAST
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
What are the 5 biggest feuds in ilx history?
― gershy, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
Ally vs Ethan Kate ST.C vs JW Kate ST.C vs Marcello Kate ST.C vs Doomie Kate ST.C vs Ms. Misery
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:38 (eighteen years ago)
tell me more, this is news to me
― DG, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
I was just fishing for info.
― Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
what about orbit? xxpost
― gershy, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:39 (eighteen years ago)
She was a flash in the pan.
;_;
― DG, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:40 (eighteen years ago)
mes enfants
― kinder, Sunday, 17 March 2019 22:47 (six years ago)
Ha, exactly.
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 March 2019 22:47 (six years ago)
3. nur Pl, hum; verwendet als Anrede für eine Gruppe von Freunden, Kollegen o. Ä.: Kommt, Kinder, jetzt feiern wir ein Fest!
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 March 2019 22:48 (six years ago)
You've been spending too much time on that German Language thread.
― Lammy's Show (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 March 2019 23:00 (six years ago)
jfc
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Sunday, March 17, 2019 8:25 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 23:05 (six years ago)
I for one am sorry I cliqued on this thread
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 March 2019 23:35 (six years ago)
https://dresscodeimages.blob.core.windows.net/thumb-250/71258.jpg
― Lammy's Show (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 March 2019 23:42 (six years ago)
Sir Tom D’Voidoffunk
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 March 2019 23:46 (six years ago)
(Sorry, couldn’t resist)
BTW, is that where fremme nette came from? Never knew, ta.
― Mark G, Monday, 18 March 2019 04:35 (six years ago)
I believe FNV was Dan's interpretation of the mysterious phrase in Work It
― calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 18 March 2019 08:57 (six years ago)
Childish, but... is there any way to read the original b4angbvs thread, the one that was mostly one porno guy debating himself with dozens of sockpuppet accounts as to whether said bus/scenario were 'real'?
― alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 March 2019 09:11 (six years ago)
xp - the dude on the left in that picture looks a lot like someone who lived across the hall from me in college and was in some of my classes lol
― sarahell, Monday, 18 March 2019 15:03 (six years ago)
You went to college with John Turturro?
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 March 2019 15:12 (six years ago)
that's not john turturro
― sarahell, Monday, 18 March 2019 15:13 (six years ago)
i don't think?
― sarahell, Monday, 18 March 2019 15:15 (six years ago)
yeah that guy is wayyy hotter but just as talented iirc
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 March 2019 15:48 (six years ago)
seriously tho, are his initials E.S. and was he a freshman at Brown in fall 92? if you know
― sarahell, Monday, 18 March 2019 16:01 (six years ago)
speaking of small world
looool
― jaymc, Monday, 18 March 2019 16:25 (six years ago)
thats lj u fools
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2019 16:28 (six years ago)
sarah?it me
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 March 2019 16:50 (six years ago)
email me on the username link!! (this is crazy)
omg
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 18 March 2019 16:51 (six years ago)
THREAD FINALLY DELIVERS
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 March 2019 16:57 (six years ago)
sarahel is disqualified from answering any questions about the history of ILX ever again
― steven, soda jerk (sic), Monday, 18 March 2019 16:59 (six years ago)
excellent work everyone
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:04 (six years ago)
I knew it was him and figured she was messing.
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:07 (six years ago)
Tracer Hand also went to Brown and majored in MCM, I think. /jaymc― horseshoe, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:22 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkOh, you're right. (Am looking at his CV presently.)― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:39 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkwhen did he graduate?― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:40 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinki think you just out you'd yourselfxpost― tehresa, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:40 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkxp '96. His name's not really Tracer Hand, though.― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:43 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkxp - that was the year I graduated.― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:43 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink(E-mailed you, sarahel.)― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkI got your message -- dude lived across the hall from me freshman year.― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:48 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― horseshoe, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:22 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Oh, you're right. (Am looking at his CV presently.)
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:39 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
when did he graduate?
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:40 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i think you just out you'd yourselfxpost
― tehresa, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:40 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
xp '96. His name's not really Tracer Hand, though.
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:43 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
xp - that was the year I graduated.
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:43 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
(E-mailed you, sarahel.)
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I got your message -- dude lived across the hall from me freshman year.
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:48 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:09 (six years ago)
pfft
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:10 (six years ago)
didn't know you could major in man-crush monday
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:11 (six years ago)
I just searched Tracer Hand AND Brown because I wasn't sure if that was common knowledge in the way that it is re Sarahel.
― ☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:12 (six years ago)
not so excellent work it turns out
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:12 (six years ago)
jaymc pretty loose with the .xls!
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:13 (six years ago)
lol a lot has gone on in my life in the last 10 years --- lots of stuff i don't remember anymore -- but thanks for reminding me of something i once knew and had since forgotten? anyone else want to c&p my old posts here? go for it. figure it's karma, so nbd
― sarahell, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:19 (six years ago)
also fuck, i have been posting here for 10 years!!
― sarahell, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:21 (six years ago)
ftr i knew th was john turturro
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:29 (six years ago)
a younger, healthier looking john turturro no shots fired
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:30 (six years ago)
Damn you, Tracer Hand!
― Theorbo Goes Wild (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:39 (six years ago)
can't wait for this conversation to play out again in 2029
― mh, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:42 (six years ago)
lol a lot has gone on in my life in the last 10 years --- lots of stuff i don't remember anymore -- but thanks for reminding me of something i once knew and had since forgotten? anyone else want to c&p my old posts here? go for it. figure it's karma, so nbd― sarahell, Monday, March 18, 2019 5:19 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sarahell, Monday, March 18, 2019 5:19 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Sarah, I wasn't trying to be a jerk about it. I just thought it was funny.
― ☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:45 (six years ago)
whom amongst us has not scoured an old thread before making a new post in it to make sure it's not a repeat of a post from years ago
― mh, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:47 (six years ago)
i do a lot less thread scouring nowadays
― sarahell, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:53 (six years ago)
sarahell i've just emailed you at the link on your user page!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 March 2019 21:05 (six years ago)
fwiw i have no recollection of that jaymc exchange either
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 March 2019 21:06 (six years ago)
Ha, well, I forgot it, too -- but after seeing sarahell's post about "E.S." today, I did a quick Google and turned up the CV again.
― jaymc, Monday, 18 March 2019 21:33 (six years ago)
please don't doxx ebenezer scrooge he's been through enough
― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Monday, 18 March 2019 21:35 (six years ago)
If I had to search for threads to avoid repeating myself on here I'd never get anything posted. Its ok tho I have sic to point out when I double up.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 18 March 2019 22:02 (six years ago)
ah, I meant just on the same thread with a ctrl+f
I'm still committed to putting the same set of comments on all threads
― mh, Monday, 18 March 2019 22:05 (six years ago)
I was just taking the p out of meself anyway :)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 18 March 2019 22:18 (six years ago)