Dawn Porter

i quite enjoyed dawn gets naked, even though she, er, doesn't in the end.

there's some fun zinging over on her wiki page right now:

*checks* oh not it's gone! damn this instant updating culture of ours.

her "i LOVE men...they make me feel all girly" remark at the start of the lesbian one was so cringey and i can't take her seriously. just the usual self-indulgence/plugging-the-book-deal i guess.

she sounds like one of life's winners.

writes for daily mail.

apparently she did a show about how excessive slimming isn't much fun.

I am a journalist with one thing in mind. I am growing a little tired of being fed images of women who most of us could never look like, at least without some serious cosmetic surgery. I want to see REAL women, in abundance. So, I am trying to get as many women as possible, to meet me on Monday the 9th of July in a secret location and whip oiff their clothes. The ULTIMATE Flashmob! Keep your eye on this page for details of when and where, and subscribe to the blog so that you are kept fully aware of what's going on. This is REALLY going to happen. It is for my new BBC Documentry, get involved. It will be AMAZING!!! Come and show off your beautiful bodies in celebration of the TRUE female form, and remind the world what it is to be a real, live, 100% organic woman - freed from hang-ups as well as clothes.

Zoe Williams RIP

I watched the lesbian one in the hopes for hot girl on girl action obviously but had to give up because she was just too irritating. The lesbians came out of it rather well i thought. I mean putting up with her for so long for a start off.

her myspace favourite films:

Dirty Dancing, Grease and Dirty Dancing and Grease and Grease 2, and Dirty Dancing. Oh . . .and Grease!

sounds like a test-tube media personality rly.

I watched the lesbian one and the earlier size zero one and thought they were both entertaining enough. Nothing special, but OK. I will watch the naked one when it is repeated. I wonder what she is doing this week.

"She has a publishing deal with Virgin Books for her novel Diaries of an Internet Lover - an in-depth journal of her experiences of meeting people on the Internet"

you're in trouble now

my 'Diaries of an Internet Controversialist' is coming on nicely.

Diary of A Wikipedia vandal.

OK, I've gone off her now.

sorry pj, it's for the best

Ok, was this you as well?

Dawn Reveals The Truth About The Holocaust, an explanation as to why she refuses to touch Jewish peopl

http://drownedinsound.com/articles/2964562

Don't diss, those forums are like the Campionata Primavera for LBZC

LISTEN People, its me, who is constantly deleting "glam rock" from TOKIO MOTEL article. I'm being accused of vandalism, but the only thing i'm doing, is not lettting "glam rock" into this article. You cant call TH glam rock, just because one of those *** said that they play GLAM ROCK. If i say that im a king, am i a king? Calling TOkio hotel glam rock, is offensing bands like SLADE or KISS. Think about it for a while!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 83.14.90.50 (talk) 00:45, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I'd pay £85 to bum her.
twee_loser | 22 Feb '08, 12:10 | Send note | Report this | Repl

DG?

i did wonder

I enjoyed Seriously Dirty Dancing, but the lezzie one made me cringe. Also, she did not stay in those pink hotpants very long - they were replaced by a pair of trousers quite quickly.

Well I ain't never been the Barbie Doll type
No I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern, or in a honky tonk, or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid, and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So, here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door

Hey, I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me
Hhell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
I said hell yeah!

I'd pay £85 to bum her.
twee_loser | 22 Feb '08, 12:10 | Send note | Report this | Repl

DG?

sadly not :(

mind you now i've checked £85 seems a fair price

though slightly concerned i'm the new ILX scapegoat

we get what we give

the reichstag fire, that was me

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/05/08/superslimme460.jpg
this looks like approx 65% of girls i have dated

hmm £40

looks a bit like lily allen. weird approach to apparel.

this might be better:

I am living in LA at the moment, making a series of four docs for Channel 4. I will be living as different sorts of wives around the world. one as a Mormon wife, one in a Polyamourous sect, one as a Geisha and one will see me going through the process of being a mail order bride in Russia….to be aired in June.

sounds terrible.

only watching if possibility of honour killing

one in a Polyamourous sect

Pretty sure she can't get that fat that quickly.

She will if she keeps eating big wooden signs.

too much fibre :(

lol wood in mouth lol

you always have to lower the tone

Just watched the lesbian one of these... one of the chicks she makes out with looks like Karel Poborsky.

When I first saw Dawn Porter I instantly thought "Dom must fucking hate her", and not just cos she is female.

That's about 70% of it, tbh.

one will see me going through the process of being a mail order bride in Russia

.. and getting "the creeps" when one of the blokes tries to chat her up...

still too annoying

Described recently by the paper I work for as “The journalist with supermodel looks”

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king…

Not that she's bad looking, but supermodel?

She scrubs up well, but yeah.

It was dullsville and I gave up after a while. Her constant gurning to camera is very irritating.

It feels like she is trying to be Louis Theroux a lot of the time.

and that's YOUR job

Exactly!

'twas repeated yesterday, the "Mail Order Bride" one...

Saw it. Liked when one guy who pointed out that most of the women were there for the free food. She does have the look of Lily Allen about her.

she looks a bit like lilly, but sort of like the female equivalent of that other useless essex boy on ch4 who used to do some mid day quiz show. cant remember his name and cant be arsed to google him either. i quite enjoyed that 'docu' last night though. she came off reasonably well. and even questioned the woman on how she thought the men couldnt possibly be nutters cos they know how to use the net and travel a bit lol.

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