Danny Dyer: a career in media

Not include: GTA: San Andreas/Vice City (because it'd win), the video for "Being A Girl" by Mansun (because you know who might start posting again).

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because you know who might start posting again

like you're not counting down the days/hours/minutes

He's rubbish to the nth degree. I suppose Football Factory is unintentionally funny for the shit-poor acting.

voted leper

i want to walk like this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xLfG-dH7JBs

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Why does this thread not have more posts?

Because no one cares about Mr Dyer

The poor man's Jason Statham.

Jesus, that's really poor then!

this thread is a right old tear up

keep your nut down if you're posting here, that's my advice mate

what did he do in gta?

He was paul from paul and macca/shaun ryder

so sorry I missed this thread

one of the best things about the MLS board I read is the fake Danny Dyer poster

It's no secret that these clubs hate each other, but what I witnessed was unbelievable, I mean it got well naughty in a hurry. Before the game while I was meeting with some of the top boys of Columbus's firm in their headquarters, Ruby Tuesdays, and I was really taken aback by the distaste they had for Chicago, I mean Hitler himself could learn a thing or two about hate from these geezers, I mean these were real proper nasty boys.

At the ground, as I was walking to the match with the Hudson Street Hooligans, I witnessed a brutal attack on some Chicago fans. Thankfully the Old Bill was there right quick, or it could have kicked off right then and there. Once inside the ground, the police themselves got into it with the Chicago ultras, even arresting one of their top boys for lighting a flare in the away end. I was fearing for my life as soon as word spread round that I'd been eating potato skins with the Crew fans at their pub just earlier that day, so I had to leave the Fire end right away.

...or maybe it's really him ;)

next role, sid vicious. http://www.show-and-stay.co.uk/theatre-news/kurt-and-sid-danny-dyer-20516.html

Dean Gaffney to shine as Courtney Love

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The circumstances surrounding Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain's death - officially ruled a suicide - have, as you might expect, attracted some debate and continue to do so. Good material for a play, then, though Roy Smiles's new two-hander, Kurt And Sid - which finds Cobain seemingly alone in an attic extension and on the verge of pulling the trigger in Seattle at the age of 27 in 1994 - doesn't provide any answers to that particular puzzler. Here, instead, the so-called king of grunge and spokesman for Generation X discovers that he is joined by a presence who claims to be his hero - another dead muso, the Sex Pistols bassist Sid Vicious - and the pair shoot the breeze about the emptiness of fame, their mutual understanding of drug addiction and similar self-destructive behaviour. Tim Stark directs geezer actor Danny Dyer (Skins, Adulthood) in the role of Sid Vicious, while Cobain is played by Shaun Evans, last seen in Sky1 drama The Take.

christ. I do love danny dyers deadliest men though, its absolutely hilarious. Dyer is clearly such a white knuckle boozer, he looks terrible throughout and is constantly shitting himself around these loons. The whole series is on virgin media in the uk, watched the end of series roundup on sunday and was pissing myself constantly. Dyer as vicious is hilarios though, hes so tubby

Maybe his first line in the play is "if I hadn't been a junkie, I would have looked like this"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5h9ZPBuBEs

^Nick Love and Danny Dyer - already being talked about as being the new Derek and Clive.

omfg

priceless

I want to send a copy of this to Danny Dyer's mother.

Worth watching the intro to this because he appears to have a stick up his bum:

Danny Dyer goes on a quest to spot a UFO, spurred on by a meeting with his boyhood hero Sir Patrick Moore. Danny examines reported UFO landing sites and the sinister evidence that aliens may have been conducting scientific experiments here in Britain.

nobody's boyhood hero is patrick moore ffs

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otm

Good grief.

In related news 'Happybirthdaychrisbrown' is also trending on Twitter.

I presume Mr Dyer doesn't actually write this?

That's obviously the work of a professional prose stylist yes.

Like all the writers on Zoo then.

cockneymcfadden

5 May 2010, 3:48PM

Cant believe the level of conceited bile thats spewing out here. Yes Zoo, Nuts et al are simple titillation and dont really contribute to the betterment of mankind but its a joke. Interesting to see wannabe intellectuals throwing the chav/scum thesaurus out and that jokes about violence against women are never funny but its fiction.
If it was Sacha Baron Cohen playing the part of a Eastend geezer agony aunt i doubt very much wed see as much outrage. Good middle class boy that he is (who by the way, i find incredibly funny) Clearly the working class should know their place and not attempt to pass social commentary, even the tongue in cheek variety, without the ok of the Guardian or the well educated and informed twitterverse (which, as far as i can see, consists almost entirely of people who have an intimate understanding of the process of lobotomy).

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A comment box warrior underneath the Graun piece on this went in hard with a "if this was a WOMAN in a WOMEN'S magazine saying a MAN should have his face slashed would there be all this outrage MAKES YOU THINK" chestnut but let's not blow all the minds in one go now

Can't find the original footage (iirc it ended with him going "owww that really hurt") so this will have to do:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoES2svnMwU

Due to an extremely regrettable production error, an inappropriate and indefensible response to a letter has appeared in this week's issue.

Danny Dyer's "A Geezer in Gaza"
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Danny-Dyers-A-Geezer-in-Gaza-on-Sky1/122862061099818?ref=ts

How much more is a Sky subscription compared to the TV license?

hope he says 'I could see it was about to kick off. so I got outta there'

definitely brings the content. got through a few hours of insomnia w/ a full retrospective of danny dyer's britain's most dangerous men a while ago.

is this on after inner city sumo?

Hoping somebody at the production company realises that they left out an extra "z" in the title, so suddenly Dyer finds that really he's going to be Paul Gasgoine's proctologist.

ha, well the name of the production company appears to be in patois but that could just be a misspelling too

I guess that Dean Gaffney was unavailable.

the odd crafty bump up the snout

Dyer, who has also appeared in hooligan film The Football Factory, feels he has been typecast for too long as a hardman, but is confident his next role, playing an abusive serial killer, will change all that.

He said: 'I play this serial killer who likes to kidnap women and abuse them and then kill them.'

brilliant

the longer version is better:

'I was brought up by women. My mother brought up three of us on her own. I've got two daughters myself. Women are just a massive thing for me and the idea of hurting one, or cutting one's face, makes me feel ill.

Dyer, who has also appeared in hooligan film The Football Factory, feels he has been typecast for too long as a hardman, but is confident his next role, playing an abusive serial killer, will change all that.

He said: 'I play this serial killer who likes to kidnap women and abuse them and then kill them.'

Just saw 'Devils Playground', which was indefensibly bad. I've never seen such a collection of charisma-free actors, headed by Dyer.

‘A Geezer in Gaza’ is a unique and thought provoking documentary that sees the popular actor Danny Dyer thrown into the middle of the conflict. Danny will attempt to see the problems on both sides and explain to viewers just what is going on in this dangerous and complex part of the world.

Throughout the series Danny will interview key players from both sides and offer his views as to how the conflict can be resolved and peace restored to the region.

he truly will be a partridge amongst the pigeons

Apparently "A Geezer in Gaza" is a pwopa naughty wind-up, started by some internet forum?

they better keep their nut down on that forum from now on. otherwise there'll be a right old fucking tear up.

Pwopa bell end:

Honesty is Dyer's most winning quality. To any question he'll give an instant reply. He's a tabloid editor's dream. "If there's somebody I don't like, and I'm asked about them, I say I don't fucking like them. But there's no mileage in it. It just makes me look like a fucking prick." He laughs. "So people think I'm an arrogant, thick Cockney cunt."

http://youtu.be/OKBUwn6DdIg

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