Gimme a reason not to eat 6 hotdogs

The fact that you feel the need to ask this question alone is reason enough to at least pause before you let them join their friends in your stomach.

And sorry for talking to you when you're eating :-(

I wasn't eating. I ate.

for the rest of the day you'll be your neighborhood's finest purveyor of ass soup

Resist. Smoke 6 cigarettes instead.

You can't get worms from hot dogs.

if I don't cook 'em properly I might get intestinal worms,

Hot dogs are generally pre-cooked, amirite.

if you don't have sauerkraut and mustard, you should wait until you can give those puppies the proper send-off they deserve.

There can't be anything dangerous about hot dogs, there's no meat in them.

I just had a genuine german bavarian smokie in a bun with onions and mustard and ketchup and it was lovely.

reason:
Ipso Fatso

eating 6 hotdogs is LAME. you can at least manage 12 innit!!!

You shouldn't ever eat any hotdogs that aren't HEBREW NATIONAL.

I'm not even a Jew but they are the only dog for me.

no way, best's kosher >>>>>>>>> hebrew national

how many hot dogs is safe to consume in a month?

You should eat 7 hot dogs.

You could be eating 6 cheeseburgers.

You know what's good on a hot dog when you're a kid? Peanut butter.

rong

If you eat them now, you can't eat them later, when you're more hungry.

Seriously, dude, peanut butter. You might have to be like 8 to get the full effect... I know I haven't had one in at least, uh, 5 years or so. Yeah my cousins had a name for a hot dog with peanut butter and shredded cheese, but I can't think of it.

ipecac?

you are 13???

xp

Dude!

Peanut butter hot dog craze sweeping Du Bois
7-year-old suggests them, people find them yummy

I'm tellin you...

no, kids that think they enjoy eating this are rong (they don't).

Just try it. Gotta be crunchy, by the way... maybe you were thinking creamy and yeah that's just gross.

6 cheeseburgers is OTM and 4tw

eat the fridge repairman.

It is three years ago now, those hot dog sausages are finished either way...
Unless the rapture thing is right, and they are the chosen ones.

Well 'dog' is 'god' spelt backwards so you never know.

do you hotdog people like sonoran dogs?

i kind of want to make a, uh, veggie version of said dogs

teh veggie dog would probably be easier then the veggie bacon!
I had one & it was defs a condiment asplosion

yeah, that's why the idea appeals to me. condiments are generally my favorite part of food. e.g. korean fd