http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7279420.stm
"A fitness instructor who said a woman stabbed herself 31 times while on a first date with him has been found guilty of her murder."
I know this is a horrible event for all concerned and this man is a sick fuck, but that one is so unbelievably far-fetched it's kind of funny.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)
"Taylor told the court she committed suicide using a knife he dropped."
"I'm not a killer I just raped a corpse" guy.
― onimo, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)
He is the gold standard for this sort of thing I think, especially due to claiming not to notice the whole multiple stab wounds thing.
Also "it's just a coincidence that I slept with all five murdered prostitutes in sequence the day before they were killed" guy.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)
He mates, then kills -- Black Widower.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)
who coined 'The Suffolkator'?
― DG, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)
it's been a vintage couple of weeks for these dudes, but yeah the "i just happened upon the corpse, and fucked it" one is for the ages.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)
Phil Spector to thread
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)
George W. Bush to thread.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
that guy who went to his ex's house and claims that he slept with her and then her daughter who invited him into her room while the mother was asleep. and then some guy turned up and the mum woke up and said "leave, or he'll kill you" so he did and then after an hour he went back and they were dead and so was the son so he left without contacting police and then sold their mobile phones.
― or something, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)