It Ain't Half Hot Mum - The Poll

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Funnier than Dad's Army and you'll never see it on terrestrial TV again because of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD oh dear how sad never mind.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major Shutup 2
Michael Bates as Controversial White Guy Blacked Up As Indian Guy 2
Don Estelle as Lofty 2
Kenneth MacDonald as Barman Out Of Only Fools And Horses/Nazi George Out Of Brookside 1
John Clegg as Mister La-Di-Dah Gunner Graham 1
Michael Knowles as Dark Haired Silly Arse Officer 1
Melvyn Hayes as Gloria Sahib 1
Christopher Mitchell as the one Windsor Davies thought was his son 0
Donald Hewlett as Balding Silly Arse Officer 0
Stuart McGugan as Token Scot 0
Dino Shafeek as Char Wallah 0
Rumzan Babar Bhatti as Punkah Wallah 0
Mike Kinsey as Gunner Nosher "Who The Fuck Was He Again?" Evans 0
George Layton as George Layton 0
Andy Ho as Chinese Cook0


Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

Not funnier than Dad's Army. I worked on the subs for three or four series of this and it's pretty bad. Bates gets my vote. As do the BNP.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:20 (seventeen years ago)

Windsor pwns this... but Michael Bates = CLASSIC, he was good in every single thing he ever did

Tom D., Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)

Mike Kinsey as Gunner Nosher "Who The Fuck Was He Again?" Evans

He was always eating and always delivered his lines with a mouthful of food... that was the joke

Tom D., Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

Ah right, I think I remember him now.

I'm going for Michael Bates also since he did have Authentic Indian Content and I think has had a bad posthumous deal. Windsor was brilliant but Bates lent the depth.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:27 (seventeen years ago)

Michael Bates was great

Herman G. Neuname, Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

He totally rules the bits of "A Clockwork Orange" he's in

Tom D., Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:29 (seventeen years ago)

Hahaha - great poll! Thursday nights after TOTP IIRC.

I voted for the cast member who I used to play 5-a-side footie with.

Dr.C, Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:38 (seventeen years ago)

No way was this funnier than DA! REVISIONISM GONE MAD!

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:41 (seventeen years ago)

Dino Shafeek was in Mind Your Language too iirc.
Tom is going to have to review Whispering Grass for Popular soon. Can't wait!

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:44 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) people will be saying 'Allo'Allo was funnier than Dad's Army next.

snoball, Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:45 (seventeen years ago)

A guy I used to be in a band with looked exactly like a cross between La-di-da Gunner Graham and Skeletor, so there's a vote for John Clegg. Am I wrong, or did every episode conclude with Gloria being threatened with anal sex by a foreigner? I saw some episodes a few years ago and this seemed to be the case.

Matt #2, Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)

did every episode conclude with Gloria being threatened with anal sex by a foreigner?

Just like every other white person in the UK in 2008 under this New Labour government

Tom D., Thursday, 6 March 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

Takes me back - does anyone else remember the BBC Open Door documetary 'It Ain't Half Racist, Mum' ?

Bob Six, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:02 (seventeen years ago)

I have a tremendous soft spot for Allo Allo which I really don't have for this, despite wowing the playground with my "shoulders back, lovely boy" baritone at the time.

Bates makes the early series of Last of the Summer Wine worth watching too. Actually, Sallis is good too.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

Michael Bates, for 'blacking' up and losing no dignity.

After he died, it was the Windsor Davies show, basically. Which was OK, he was up to it, but how great would it have been if it had continued as a two-hander?

Mark G, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:12 (seventeen years ago)

Better than Never The Twain, probably.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:13 (seventeen years ago)

I voted for the cast member who I used to play 5-a-side footie with.

Don Estelle 1

Billy Dods, Thursday, 6 March 2008 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

Don Estelle, the much-missed King of the Arndale Centres.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 6 March 2008 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

haha - I can't see Don Estelle playing footie.

Dr.C, Thursday, 6 March 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

"Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the... "

"SHUUUUT UUUUUUUUP!"

[TWANG!]

DavidM, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

"Oh well, bang goes that theory."

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 14 March 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

George "this is shite, I'm off" Layton, amirite?

Mark G, Friday, 14 March 2008 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

That's the one.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 14 March 2008 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

Bit like Rado "bob" Close who left Pink Floyd. No matter how much he says "It just wasn't my thing" people still will say "Pete Best, ay?"

Mark G, Friday, 14 March 2008 09:36 (seventeen years ago)

see also James Maker, Warwick Nightingale etc. etc. Possibly we could stretch a poll out of it.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 14 March 2008 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

It's on.

Mark G, Friday, 14 March 2008 10:08 (seventeen years ago)


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