why does EVERY Hollywood leading man under 40 have the same boring, pumped-up gym body?

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Latest victim, James McAvoy:

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/07/james_mcavoy_2.jpg

I'm not talking about FIT, but Nautilized. It's like the US film industry has been posthumously seized by Leni Riefenstahl.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 7 March 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

because it look intresting

antexit, Friday, 7 March 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

this is a good thing to be upset about

remy bean, Friday, 7 March 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

It is pretty revolting. I agree. Jack Black is exception tho, yes?

Abbott, Friday, 7 March 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.famousfacesinrandomplaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sethrogen.jpg

phwOAHR HOTTTTTT

kenan, Friday, 7 March 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

Check it out, ladies -- Rogan's going sleeveless!

kenan, Friday, 7 March 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

and yet you claim jonah hill is too ugly to watch in a comedy

and what, Friday, 7 March 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

someone tell anddick what a leading man is.

No objections on the over-50 front, as with Dennis Quaid, tho:

http://www.towleroad.com/2008/03/dennis-quaid-gr.html

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, say it ain't so. That's not really James McAvoy. That's his head stuck on some gym goon's pecs. Please. Wrongness.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 14:46 (seventeen years ago)

um... why not?

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

Because his pecs are bigger than his head and that is disgusting!

It's like the male equivalent of boob envy. They pump their chests up as big as possible.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

Oh James, what have you done?!

ENBB, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

the male equivalent of boob envy is not male boob envy, sorry.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

and seth rogan is totally fuckable, fwiw.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/cruisetropic.jpg

cutty, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

xp: until he starts to talk, mebbe?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

i like seth rogen's laugh.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

No, no, that came out wrong. Men desire boobs on womens, so they grow their own pectoral muscles to inflat their chests. It's still wrong.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

and big-chested gay men just actually want tits, then? uh, ok.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

if you wanna play the game u gotta wear the uniform

gff, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

They want to *have* them, either way.

Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

But we could achieve a much more realistic boob effect by eating pizza and slobbing on the couch.

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

Ah, the boob illusion.

Alba, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 09:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BTe_zBg1uT8

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 14:43 (seventeen years ago)


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