Post your writing to see if you're a boy or a girl

Genre: Informal
Female = 327
Male = 724
Difference = 397; 68.88%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 410
Male = 418
Difference = 8; 50.48%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

HAHAHA! RONG!

Also, lol: In particular, men should not be offended if it says you write like a girl.

Genre: Informal
Female = 4636
Male = 6631
Difference = 1995; 58.85%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

that was for FORMAL

but for the other:
Genre: Informal
Female = 368
Male = 711
Difference = 343; 65.89%
Verdict: MALE

lawl analysis of poem:

Genre: Informal
Female = 250
Male = 231
Difference = -19; 48.02%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Genre: Informal
Female = 4405
Male = 6557
Difference = 2152; 59.81%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Genre: Informal
Female = 907
Male = 2653
Difference = 1746; 74.52%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 1236
Male = 1840
Difference = 604; 59.81%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

automeme?

Genre: Formal
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Informal
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

In particular, men should not be offended if it says you write like a weak European.

xxp yes please

Genre: Informal
Female = 381
Male = 491
Difference = 110; 56.3%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Genre: Formal
Female = 300
Male = 465
Difference = 165; 60.78%
Verdict: MALE

I have no idea what any of this means.

Sample of my semiology paper:

Genre: Formal
Female = 317
Male = 472
Difference = 155; 59.82%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

An excerpt of my pitch structures paper:

Genre: Formal
Female = 401
Male = 850
Difference = 449; 67.94%
Verdict: MALE

First 2 pages of Manifesto of the Communist Party:

Genre: Formal
Female = 230
Male = 868
Difference = 638; 79.05%
Verdict: MALE

The "About Us" page of the all-female Madawaska String Quartet's website:

Genre: Informal
Female = 634
Male = 1458
Difference = 824; 69.69%
Verdict: MALE

First 331 words of an essay by feminist musicologist Susan McClary:

Genre: Formal
Female = 219
Male = 319
Difference = 100; 59.29%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

In conclusion, only men write about music.

Genre: Informal
Female = 197
Male = 1069
Difference = 872; 84.43%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 264
Male = 780
Difference = 516; 74.71%
Verdict: MALE

It's got me pegged.

Genre: Informal
Female = 423
Male = 450
Difference = 27; 51.54%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Genre: Formal
Female = 243
Male = 279
Difference = 36; 53.44%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

(Results based on an English literature paper I wrote last semester.)

Genre: Informal
Female = 936
Male = 534
Difference = -402; 36.32%
Verdict: FEMALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 50
Male = 326
Difference = 276; 86.7%
Verdict: MALE

(TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF WHY NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, NOBODY GETS TO TASTE THE BIRTHDAY SPACKLE, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE, BUMP DAMMIT BUMP)

ok a hundred percent?

Genre: Informal
Female = 0
Male = 157
Difference = 157; 100%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 271
Male = 186
Difference = -85; 40.7%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

lol u a flimsy bitch

jergins what 157 words did you put in the informal one?

Jergins is a Testosterlode! Well, informally.

Genre: Informal
Female = 1333
Male = 1032
Difference = -301; 43.63%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

WRONG! But I like the idea that being slightly female indicates I might be European.

this thing sucks

it is very very bad at what it's supposed to do. very very bad.

strgn post:

Genre: Informal
Female = 0
Male = 44
Difference = 44; 100%
Verdict: MALE

jaq post:
Genre: Informal
Female = 0
Male = 19
Difference = 19; 100%
Verdict: MALE

see - bad

i was hoping for the opposite. :(

see, it counted your 3 words ("this thing sucks") as 44, even. you are OTM.

that's 14.66666666667 words per word

MALE (Weakness)

dude. that is a lot of words/word. really. those are heavy duty words.

a heavy duty sense of humor

using the word "PENIS" 300 times....

Genre: Informal
Female = 0
Male = 0
Difference = 0; 0%
Verdict: unknown

Genre: Formal
Female = 0
Male = 0
Difference = 0; 0%
Verdict: unknown

...

using the word "VAGINA" 300 times....

Genre: Informal
Female = 0
Male = 0
Difference = 0; 0%
Verdict: unknown

Genre: Formal
Female = 0
Male = 0
Difference = 0; 0%
Verdict: unknown

Conclusion: only asexuals use the words penis and vagina

Genre: Formal
Female = 2582
Male = 4201
Difference = 1619; 61.93%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Informal
Female = 1943
Male = 6830
Difference = 4887; 77.85%
Verdict: MALE

I am a girl.

But that was an undergrad essay.

This one is a letter to a friend:

Genre: Informal
Female = 3528
Male = 3448
Difference = -80; 49.42%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Genre: Formal
Female = 3525
Male = 2196
Difference = -1329; 38.38%
Verdict: FEMALE

So it seems to be just saying that academic/formal writing is male and informal writing is female? I don't get it. Never mind. I am still a girl.

i think this thing is like maybe you haven't submitted a hallmark card, you're a male?

and i know hallmark cards

and i do

Dig if u will the picture
Of u and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can u my darling
Can u picture this?

Dream if u can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and u

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Touch if u will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the butterflies all tied up
Don't make me chase u
Even doves have pride

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world so cold? (World so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (A world that's so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding (Maybe, maybe I'm like my father)
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold (Ya know he's 2 bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother (Maybe you're just like my mother)
She's never satisfied (She's never, never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other (Why do we scream, why)
This is what it sounds like

When doves cry
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)

Don't Cry (Don't Cry)

When doves cry
When doves cry
When doves cry

When Doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry, doves cry
Don't cry
Darling don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't don't cry

Genre: Informal
Female = 857
Male = 443
Difference = -414; 34.07%
Verdict: FEMALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 411
Male = 242
Difference = -169; 37.05%
Verdict: FEMALE

this thing sucks.

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I wanna use you and abuse you
I wanna know what's inside you
(Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Movin' on!

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

I'm gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside
Gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside you

Genre: Informal
Female = 126
Male = 1008
Difference = 882; 88.88%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 177
Male = 318
Difference = 141; 64.24%
Verdict: MALE

i knew we were meant to be

Genre: Formal
Female = 303
Male = 783
Difference = 480; 72.09%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Informal
Female = 418
Male = 814
Difference = 396; 66.07%
Verdict: MALE

uh oh

You're supposed to only look at the rating that relates to the formal/informal nature of your sample, yes?

When I pasted in a long email sent to a friend, I got

Genre: Informal
Female = 5099
Male = 4376
Difference = -723; 46.18%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

With a newspaper article I wrote, I got

Genre: Formal
Female = 787
Male = 1737
Difference = 950; 68.81%
Verdict: MALE

I'm not sure what accounts for that marked difference. I only ever seem to write long emails to women, is maybe part of it.

Hmm... I just pasted a long, more serious, letter I once wrote another female friend and got:

Genre: Informal
Female = 5666
Male = 5956
Difference = 290; 51.24%
Verdict: Weak MALE

instead.

I put in a couple of emails I wrote, and got this:

Genre: Informal
Female = 730
Male = 467
Difference = -263; 39.01%
Verdict: FEMALE

Genre: Informal
Female = 1079
Male = 464
Difference = -615; 30.07%
Verdict: FEMALE

Like Alba's, these were written for girls, but then again, I don't have many male friends, especially non-Finnish speaking ones.

Yo dude WASSSSUUUPPP I'm drinking beer and looking for pussy. Fuck yo you asshole. Damn funny yeah. Where's the party at? Dig sports and football too. Weak emphasis could indicate European. Just scratching my balls here. Yo dude WASSSSUUUPPP I'm drinking beer and looking for pussy. Fuck yo you asshole. Damn funny yeah. Where's the party at? Dig sports and football too. Weak emphasis could indicate European. Just scratching my balls here.Yo dude WASSSSUUUPPP I'm drinking beer and looking for pussy. Fuck yo you asshole. Damn funny yeah. Where's the party at? Dig sports and football too. Weak emphasis could indicate European. Just scratching my balls here.Yo dude WASSSSUUUPPP I'm drinking beer and looking for pussy. Fuck yo you asshole. Damn funny yeah. Where's the party at? Dig sports and football too. Weak emphasis could indicate European. Just scratching my balls here.Yo dude WASSSSUUUPPP I'm drinking beer and looking for pussy. Fuck yo you asshole. Damn funny yeah. Where's the party at? Dig sports and football too. Weak emphasis could indicate European. Just scratching my balls here.Yo dude WASSSSUUUPPP I'm drinking beer and looking for pussy. Fuck yo you asshole. Damn funny yeah. Where's the party at? Dig sports and football too. Weak emphasis could indicate European. Just scratching my balls here.Yo dude WASSSSUUUPPP I'm drinking beer and looking for pussy. Fuck yo you asshole. Damn funny yeah. Where's the party at? Dig sports and football too. Weak emphasis could indicate European. Just scratching my balls here.Yo dude WASSSSUUUPPP I'm drinking beer and looking for pussy. Fuck yo you asshole. Damn funny yeah. Where's the party at? Dig sports and football too. Weak emphasis could indicate European. Just scratching my balls here.Yo dude WASSSSUUUPPP I'm drinking beer and looking for pussy. Fuck yo you asshole. Damn funny yeah. Where's the party at? Dig sports and football too. Weak emphasis could indicate European. Just scratching my balls here.

Genre: Informal
Female = 342
Male = 153
Difference = -189; 30.9%
Verdict: FEMALE

I am seemingly incapable of juking this

Email I wrote to a boy (the one I wrote to a girl came up as female):

Genre: Informal
Female = 3096
Male = 3416
Difference = 320; 52.45%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Genre: Informal
Female = 449
Male = 1221
Difference = 772; 73.11%
Verdict: MALE

lol i love this: Weak emphasis could indicate European.

hahaha i posted work stuff written in a very weird format:

She was awarded full marks under ‘Compassion’. She also provided a summary of a 360° multisource feedback assessment (pp. 327–8) conducted in September 2006 by 12 respondents: two SpRs, two SHOs, three paediatric ward nurses, and one clinical observer, medical student, SCBu nurse, and secretary. Under this category she scored an average mark of 6.4 out of 8 for ‘Communication with Patients’, 7.4 for ‘Responsiveness to Patients’, and 7.25 for ‘Compassion’.

test basically said i was straight flagrino.

I had the "male" and the "weak male" (European....i.e. "educated").

This type of "test" is a good ten or fifteen years old.

Genre: Informal
Female = 204
Male = 1085
Difference = 881; 84.17%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 514
Male = 521
Difference = 7; 50.33%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Total words: 1486

Genre: Informal
Female = 2081
Male = 3389
Difference = 1308; 61.95%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 1706
Male = 2410
Difference = 704; 58.55%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

--

I am much less of an informal man than emil.y

I'm sooooo male it rules! blug. burp. fart.

'a very short story' by ernest hemingway :

Genre: Informal
Female = 1249
Male = 1139
Difference = -110; 47.69%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Genre: Informal
Female = 1249
Male = 1139
Difference = -110; 47.69%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

So much makes sense now. ('Ernest Hemingway' was a hired actor named Biff Zristow and the author of the stories was Marguerite Duras.)

I submitted a blog I wrote about how Glamour magazine is painful for me to read as a thinking woman:

Genre: Informal
Female = 809
Male = 1287
Difference = 478; 61.4%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 691
Male = 1058
Difference = 367; 60.49%
Verdict: MALE

Maybe it's because I'm really a dude?

Oh my god:

Genre: Informal
Female = 1233
Male = 400
Difference = -833; 24.49%
Verdict: FEMALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 224
Male = 577
Difference = 353; 72.03%
Verdict: MALE

I ALWAYS KNEW

Genre: Informal
Female = 185
Male = 722
Difference = 537; 79.6%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 151
Male = 408
Difference = 257; 72.98%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Informal
Female = 998
Male = 1477
Difference = 479; 59.67%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Genre: Formal
Female = 598
Male = 732
Difference = 134; 55.03%
Verdict: Weak MALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European

So basically, it's saying I'm a poncy European.

when i put shorter things in there, i'm female... longer texts i'm male. a hem, a hem, aherms.

iow, male = windbag?

Judd and Molly

By Dom Passantino

Judd put the gun down. It was an impressive gun, more than enough to fulfil any Leone or Peckinpah fantasy Judd entertained. But, unfortunately, it didn’t work for the Mills and Boon lifestyle that Judd wanted. 18 months he’d spent stalking Molly, and she didn’t even think to give him a second look? Did she know what he’d been through to try and get through to her? Did she understand what he felt? Did she realise how difficult it was to find her address so he could send flowers to her? Especially after she went ex-directory, commenting wryly to Judd “You go anywhere near my house, and my boyfriend will cut your cock off, you bloody f---ed-up freak”. She had a definite way with words, did Molly. Very much cut in the Ian McEwan mould. If Ian McEwan were an 18 year old girl with constant cold sores and a Hello Kitty lunchbox. But, still, despite all of the problems, Judd still loved Molly. It was all he could do, really, love her, never leave her.

Judd knew about the thunderbolt, that one moment in your life when you realise that you’ve just seen the person you wish to spend your entire life with. Judd knew all about it. However, he didn’t expect the thunderbolt to descend from the sky one rainy Monday morning, in an English literature lesson, whilst the well meaning, but hopelessly Radio 4, teacher wittered on about William Blake. Molly… Molly was… Judd didn’t know what she was. He’d spent 1the past 18 months of his life focusing on that girl non-stop, fantasising about every possible scenario involving her, allowing her to eat into every single moment of his life. She was his A.I.D.S.… and yet he couldn’t quite put his finger on what it was he found so attractive, so attractive, so important about her. She wasn’t beautiful, by any stretch of the imagination. Crueller tongues in the school compared her to Patty and/or Selma. Her hair was pulled back with a bulldog clip, giving her bun the same tension as Joan Rivers’ skin. Her clothing resembled a ram-raiding attack on River Island, random bits of fashion that was already 3 days out of date. She wore see-through mules, revealing her anaemic-fairy white skin further, her toe-nails done meticulously in purple, and yet still looking neglected. No, it wasn’t really her looks that attracted him to her.

Her personality? Her personality? No, definitely not. Molly’s interests could be listed in three as Tom Stoppard, deep trance, and deep throat. The usual hobbies of the modern middle class girl, really. Her voice was the voice of a self-mutilator, full of pauses, stops and starts, and embarrassing ums and ahs, penetrated every so often with a tirade of violent anger and swearing, like Barry Fry on crack. It was this combination of traits that had seen Molly get shunned by nearly everyone in her year group. Everyone except her boyfriend, and practising Satanist, Leonard.

When word got around the school that a Satanist was studying there, most of the students wetted their sponges with hopes of 6 foot 7” Nick Cave types wandering about sacrificing goats and eating chickens. A bit of excitement, at least, a dangerous religion that wasn’t going to car-bomb anyone. They expected something interesting, intriguing, and sexy. What they didn’t expect was Leonard. Leonard, with his Savage Garden tee-shirts and his combat trousers. Leonard, with his foppish hairdo, and habit of talking through the side of his mouth. Leonard, with his face that seemed to have singled him out from birth for a career in I.T. networking. Leonard was an arsehole. There was no doubt about it. He was the very dictionary definition of “arsehole”. Judd was fully aware of Leonard’s arseholeness, and his entanglement with Molly only added to Judd’s problems.

With Molly being as Molly was, and there being no chance of Judd recovering from what was past, he was left to… what was he actually left to do? Nothing. Nothing at all. Absolutely sweet Fanny Addams, Faustino Asprilla, Francis of Assisi, f--- all. He wandered from day to day, desperately searching for something, anything, to occupy his time, anything not called Molly. Socialism, pornography, heroin- Judd felt like he was permanently living to edge Molly out of his life, and replace her with something… less damaging to his health.

He picked the gun back up again. Himself, Molly, or Leonard? Himself, Molly, or Leonard… Leonard had suddenly decided he wanted to be called “Leon”. It seemed that every single essence of Leonard’s being was specifically created by God to be as annoying, as grating to Judd as could possibly be. Every single little aspect that made up Leonard, from his Silverchair CDs, to his aromatherapy expertise, to his insistence on “ironically” flirting with his elderly teachers, to his foppishness. Fop, fop, fop. Hugh Grant with the spine removed.

Judd considered what it’d be like to kill Leonard, to slowly, carefully, yet violently ram that big black cock of death straight into Leonard’s mouth, past his perfectly white teeth, feeling the tension as Leonard bit down on the gun, Leonard’s breathing getting harder and harder, the silence punctuated just by his gasps, the last breaths he would ever take, before Judd pulled the trigger, and decorated the surrounding walls with fragments of Leonard’s skull, a Jackson Pollock of bloody and brainmatter appearing on the floor. Don’t get me wrong, Judd wasn’t a violent person. Far from it. He was a complete pussy. That explains why he kept putting the gun down.

“Come on, grow some guts man” Judd thought to himself, aware of how ridiculous those words sounded when said by, or in any relation to, him. A thin, smug, bespectacled guy with bad hair, trying to turn from Adrian Mole to Dirty Harry. Judd sighed. He went over to the CD player, and turned it on, hoping that he could absorb a predeliction for violence through soundwaves. House of Pain’s 1993 opus “Jump Around” attempted to fill that role for him. As Everlast ranted and rapped over the beat, Judd tried to work out what the hell to do.

He’d considered raping Molly, but that was too… undignified. He didn’t want to be a rapist, he refused to believe he was that far gone. Even in obsession, he liked to think that he had some ethics left. Each second spent thinking about Molly, though, was another second where his ethics seemed intrusive.

Judd thought about how Mafia dons can quite happily peddle heroin and force woman into crack-whoredom, but will go mad if someone insults the Pope. Twisted ideas of what is right and wrong, and when Judd peered through the looking glass of his lust for Molly, right and wrong seemed to melt like a Dali clockface. If not rape, maybe murder?

If he did shoot Molly, maybe he could make it look like a suicide pact! Maybe… maybe… just maybe…maybe he could shoot her, and then shoot himself… and there could be fake letters, suicide notes! Yes, he’d fake the suicide notes, and the letters would say that each of them loved each other, and that Leonard was evil and stopped their union, and everyone would feel sympathy for themselves, and in death everyone would think he was great, and the books would always say that him and Molly were in love, and everything would be good, and we could all go home happy and and Leonard would be put down and they’d be together in the afterlife and and and…

Judd put the gun under his chin, and pulled the trigger.

“Jump jump jump, everybody jump!”

Genre: Formal
Female = 1908
Male = 1250
Difference = -658; 39.58%
Verdict: FEMALE