The hotter Boleyn sister: Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman

Scarlett by about 6 light years.

scarlett dumb as a brick though

I'm sticking to my vote.

I realize that's not the question at hand but suffocating dimness detracts a great deal from bonerability in my personal estimation

Generally I'd agree but it's not like I've actually met Ms Johansson to verify this alleged dumbness also she be like GODDAMN

Portman having an Erdos number (nevermind the Erdos-Bacon number) is pretty sexy but then I am a robot

in this partic film/publicity campaign, s-jo, but usually portman.

Portman = too indie, too waify. Also fuck a Star Wars.

I don't find either of them particularly hot - Johansson is a too much a stereotypical blonde cover girl, and Portman is too thin. I guess I'd go for Portman still, there's more personality in her looks.

I have always found NP strangely sexless.

^This.

^ That.

^ u mad

I mean, that table dancing scene in Closer - like walking in on your little sister cluelessly dancing about in her underwear.

What's this "Boleyn sister" thing, btw? They're in a movie together?

if NP was so bloody clever she could demonstrate it by not being in sucky films all the time

I mean, that table dancing scene in Closer - like walking in on your little sister cluelessly dancing about in her underwear.

-- DavidM, Saturday, March 8, 2008 1:29 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

that's because it's the worst film of all time.

You'd rather have had a film that was like walking in on your little sister expertly dancing about in her underwear?

Can we all agree that this Boleyn film is probably some major bullshit but it's not like we're actually ever going to watch it and find out? The title alone makes my toes curl with embarrassment.

notion of a jewish-australian royal family is kind of cool.

Oh I thought the Hulk was a NZ-er.

But no, apparently he's Croatian-German-Australian. So could easily have made it into the British royal family.

i like the Anne Boleyn in The Tudors

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/the-tudors13.jpg

ooooooooooh yes.

hells yes

nah

Portman is definitely hotter in the poster. She's definitely hot but I'd agree that in the films she's sposed to be sexy she's notably sexless. In Hotel Chevalier she even gets naked, but nope, does nuffin for me.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/cinema_lover/bg.jpg

this is the one i mean.

bana is hottest in poster.

I kind of wanted to lick the part of the screen with her butt on it in hotel chevalier. O_o?

i'll take Kristin Scott-Thomas over the two leads anyway

Any chance of sharing that crack you smoking?

you don't want to start smoking crack, man

I kind of wanted to lick the part of the screen with her butt on it in hotel chevalier. O_o?

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, March 8, 2008 1:45 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you don't want to start smoking crack, man

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, March 8, 2008 1:47 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ some kind of pun-related humor

A++++ would read again

more like bun-related haw heyo hoot toot

Eric Bana looks like he's "up for some roulette" in a shitty provincial casino in that photo

Yes, or mastermind, the game

Game of the Year my arse.

LCD Soundsystem Pogs FTW

newsnight review hosted a gratifying rubbishing of this movie last night, wherein it is asserted that "we now have definitive proof that scarlett johansson cannot act"

they all said her name as "yo-hanson" -- isn't that wrong?

Well if Newsnight Review hate it then it can't be all bad eh?

the stills on imdb would make for a decent photo-comic. any suggestions on where I should lift the dialogue?

When ILE/Moderator board mods get shook

The Other Boleyn Sister

xp

TOBS: BOTW

that almost looks like my name

they all said her name as "yo-hanson" -- isn't that wrong?

Scandinavians pronounce the "j" in Johansson like the "y" in "yo", not like Americans pronounce "j".

http://blogsap.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/nbc_the_more_you_know.jpg

nobody on newsnight review last night was scandinavian! .. and as far as i'm aware miss scarlett herself is standard-issue american.

it was kirsty wark who said it first and i wonder if the others followed her lead just to be polite??!

Guys, this isn't hard.

F: This person is hot, but boring or annoying
M: I would like to spend my life with this person
K: This person is boring or annoying and unattractive

i figured it was like actual marriage: maybe you have sex with the person every now and again but basically it's a lot of boring bullshit and mild acrimony

-- gff, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:34 (42 minutes ago) Link

^^exactly. you really need to to think about this one, because the way I played, there was no getting out. For life, buddy.

YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME WISH I HAD AN INFINITE NUMBER OF MIDDLE FINGERS

Or

F: this person is fun, but that's it
M: this person and I wouldn't kill each other

Dan you can make your dream a reality with a sharp knife and a little sticktoitiveness.

so not gonna GIS "severed finger"

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

yeah but come on if the person is really smokin' hot you're going to have sex with them more than once-in-a-while. Also given the choice between two vapid looking bikini hotties I've never heard of, I have no choice but to marry the hotter one.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

woah, surprised by extent of majority

wooow

I'm surprised at the extent of voting. It's like there are dozens of lurkers who never vote in any other poll but when it's "Scarlett vs. Natalie" they're like "OOOH! I KNOW THIS ONE!"

haha yeah when you make a nice short poll the boobs n' autechre crowd comes out of the woodwork

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1504/boobsnautechrerp1.jpg

lol xmas break

This is released in 2 days here. I love a good period piece.

I'll Never Marry, Says Star Wars' Natalie Portman
Mar 11 2008 By Siobhan Synnot

NATALIE PORTMAN has vowed never to marry because she doesn't need a piece of paper to prove her love.

The Star Wars actress, who's dating fashion designer Nathan Bogle, has no intention of walking down the aisle.

Natalie, 26, also reckons the legal aspects in America are unfair because gay couples don't have the same rights.

"I'm into monogamy. But I'm not really into marriage," says Natalie.

"I hate the legal aspect - what does the state have to do with it?

"Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the USA if they're foreign or share my health care benefits because I'm straight - but if you're gay you can't?"

It's another principled stand by an actress keen to make a difference.

She first burst on to the screen in 1994's action thriller Leon. Natalie played a Lolita-style sidekick to a professional assassin.

The film was relatively innocent - but the leering attention she got was far more uncomfortable for Natalie.

She says: "I was reading reviews that discussed my development. It was incredibly upsetting for a 13-year-old to have men talking about me like that.

"It scared me so much that it dictated many of my choices afterwards."

The creepy fan mail that followed also disturbed her.

She says: "I was a kid, excited about being famous then you read some fan letter and it's terrifying.

"It made me reluctant to do overtly sexy stuff for a long time."

"It made me reluctant to do overtly sexy stuff for a long time."

WELL YOU REALLY FUCKED UP THERE, NOW YOU LOST THE POLL TO A LESS INHIBITED PEER

http://www.funbolt.com/gallery/files/9/9/6/5/NataliePortmanStrippingInCloser3.jpg

Scarlett was directing a short film in my neighborhood the other morning.

(right at an entrance to the Church Ave subway station)

www.bangbros.com

Nat would have got my vote... tho I don't think I've ever seen any of her films

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/12/natalie-portman-new-york-i-love-you/

!!!!

all wrong!!

It's an anthology movie 'inspired' by Paris j'Etaime.

Paris j'Etaime SUXED

I assume you guys mean "Paris, je t'aime"?? Come on people

haha, I wascopying notorious film snob dr. morbius so I assumed he was spelling it right

"aimer" = to love

ah right, and "t'" is an abbreviation for "you" I guess

boleyn from tv show the tudors just wrote in to mark kermode to correct his comments about ann from last week's show. she wins.

I never took el franchese, trazer

boleyn from tv show the tudors just wrote in to mark kermode to correct his comments about ann from last week's show. she wins.

-- Gukbe, Friday, March 14, 2008 4:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

awesome

someone paid 20k brit-bucks to have a 20min. date with Scarlett

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7295871.stm

all he'll really need is five minutes. maybe even six.

http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/char/WiFe-Roger%20Klarvin.jpg
"I hate the legal aspect - what does the state have to do with it? Why are they making rules that say my lover can stay in the USA if they're foreign...?

For the record, I don't like girls that look like teenage boys because of gay/pedophile reasons. I think cuteness, a more slender figure, and short hair (when done right) can be attractive on a girl.

I would rather explain my preferences on chicks by posting pictures of all the different looks that appeal to me the most but I don not have any pictures.

ok you're worse than pipecock

there is no record, years from now no one will know what kind of girls duffers liked.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON snubbed the premiere of WOODY ALLEN's latest movie VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA at the Cannes International Film Festival after movies bosses reportedly refused to cater to her diva demands.
The blonde beauty - who stars in the new movie alongside Penelope Cruz - was expected to grace the red carpet at the French festival on Saturday (17May08), but missed the prestigious premiere amid rumours movie bosses at the French arm of Warner Bros Films - the production's distributors - reportedly denied her extravagant hospitality expectations.
According to British newspaper the Daily Mail, the Lost In Translation star made a string of demands to ensure her appearance at the renowned festival - including a $8,000 (GBP4,000) a day make-up artist.
Reports also suggest Johansson was unwilling to stay at a luxurious central Cannes hotel with director Allen and co-star Penelope Cruz, preferring a suite at a hotel 30 miles away.
A source tells the publication, "While Woody's terribly fond of Scarlett, he was a little upset that she wasn't being a team player."
Johansson's male-star, Spanish Oscar-winner Javier Bardem, also missed the movie's Cannes premiere on Saturday, citing personal family reasons for his non-appearance.

doesn't woody allen have ANOTHER movie in the can (with ewan mcgregor) that hasn't even come out yet?

oh i guess it came out and got dumped on

Johansson sells snotty tissue on e-bay

haha, coulda sworn her costar in tOBG was hathaway. Chicks, can't tell em apart.

I 'm surprised to hear you say 'apart' wrt 'chicks', morbs. ;)

this fuckin gal

She blew twice, depositing some lipstick and mucus.

Hathaway > both

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qi6C60wzkX0/Rf_cmM3ekqI/AAAAAAAAAKc/gJfUZIMyqO8/s1600/calvin_snot.gif