Friend request denied

Ex-flatmate's best friend who spilled wine over my t-shirt once

Kid who used to sit behind me in class I know nothing about

At least 10 ILX posters

Rosie Swash

Two ex-girlfriends

Myriad friends of friends who are in bands and want me to "check something out"

boring band from bay area

xpost

fat man with a scarf singing karaoke

your mother

annoying goth girl who was sorta friends with my ex

GINNIFER and GINIVIEVE who have the same bootytacular picture

publicists i've never met

basically anybody i'm not friends with IRL

8,000,000,000 myspace porn girls

xp exactly

People who have my surname who, to the best of my knowledge, I'm not related to. Sal Passantino, Frank Passantino, etc.

Various people I've never heard of. Otherwise I'm a total friend whore. If I have even the vaguest idea who you are, you're in.

This is one of the many, many reasons I don't use social networking sites.

Guy who was my best mate when I was 11, last heard of dealing coke to Northampton Town players, who now has an "English and proud" icon as his display photo.

Last comment not directed at previous poster, btw. Hahaha.

Just having to deal with all the spam and old schoolmates and stuff, annoying.

Shirtless male African massage therapist

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, March 10, 2008 4:56 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

plausible deniability

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/declined-1.jpg

Shirtless male African massage therapist

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, March 10, 2008 4:56 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

plausible deniability

-- deej, Monday, 10 March 2008 22:06 (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=555795168

^this dude

considered adding dom awhile back but was concerned that he would have unfettered access to lolcollege photos until after i got a chance to adjust privacy settings

oh come on Dom. That fellow looks as if he has *magic* in those hands. What do you have against the shirtless and the magical?

a tip, though: keep him away from your girlfriend unless you want a divorce hatian style

"Black People Who Know Themselves & Emit Self-love"

Why in the name of fuck would anyone NOT add Magnus Agugu?

Oddest request I had was some guy I'd never seen before who had my surname written out three times as his status. Slightly creepy.

I hesitated for a long minute before accepting this guy's add. Soooo crepey.

Humsti Bumsti's Blurbs
About me:
My correct name is "Horrorwäber" The worlds best maskmaker..the worlds best musician...the worlds most awful clown and comedian....and I HATE PIERROTS !!!!!!!!! Member of "Clowns of Death" and "Bad Clowns Company" (to make this side even more important I..ll write in english.......alright i know I m a pompous ass and my english.......... is a desaster)
Who I'd like to meet:
Santa Claus,Popey, Pipi Langstrumpf,

http://a196.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/m_f23f0e9f32f8368d65664e428ee1e8b3.jpg

Guy who was my best mate when I was 11, last heard of dealing coke to Northampton Town players, who now has an "English and proud" icon as his display photo.

I believe there's a Meat Loaf songtitle for this kinda dilemma

"Dead Ringer For Love"?

Yes, that's him.

I have a thing with Myspace where I haven't asked anyone to be my friend on 'principle' (what this is I have no idea) but then joined Facebook and bothered about 150 people in a day. Also the blogspot site my friend and I use to promote the gigs we put on says "operating without a fucking Myspace since 2004" which by about 2005 read a bit like "operating without a fucking colour TV since 1983"

COWORKERS.

COWORKERS.

-- kate78, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 12:24 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

otm. a friend of mine got fired from her job for sending a message w/ a picture of someone giving the finger, and this coworker caught feelings

friend request denied

Shirtless male African massage therapist
-- Dom Passantino, Monday, 10 March 2008 21:56 (Yesterday) Link
Ex-flatmate's best friend who spilled wine over my t-shirt once
-- Dom Passantino, Monday, 10 March 2008 21:56 (Yesterday) Link
Kid who used to sit behind me in class I know nothing about
-- Dom Passantino, Monday, 10 March 2008 21:56 (Yesterday) Link
At least 10 ILX posters
-- Dom Passantino, Monday, 10 March 2008 21:56 (Yesterday) Link
Rosie Swash
-- Dom Passantino, Monday, 10 March 2008 21:57 (Yesterday) Link
Two ex-girlfriends
-- Dom Passantino, Monday, 10 March 2008 21:57 (Yesterday) Link

poor dom ;_; i'll accept you if you like xx

wow, i only get to deny randoms i apparently went to high school with and strange girls with lots of shirtless bro friends named brad and luke. how the hell do you guys attract african massage therapists and fat psycho clowns?

Fat girl who wants to sleep with me

(I shall pass her details on to Dom)

but surely you need all the ones you can get

ken c you can do better than that

you mean i don't need to take all the ones i can get?

fake ken c

faken sie what?

Comedy repressed homosexual Tory boy from the year above me at university. Now with an impressive 1747 other friends, presumably all from Conservative Future events.

Dude I knew for three days in Freshers Week who messaged me with 'OMG massive coincidence you know someone who knows someone I went to school with!' and then added a link he 'thought I may be interested in' informing me of David Foster Wallace's death. Note - this message was sent today.

why deny a friend request when you can just ignore one? c'mon, people, get languid

I have only ignored one friend request up til now. Today is evidently one of those days the Good Lord sent to try us.

I am totally absorbed in the blog of Ignored Friend #1 right now. His account of the day Margaret Thatcher resigned is wonderful.

I was at school when my class came in after (I think) the morning break to be told by our Latin teacher who had heard both the announcement and the famous weather forecast of "Thatchy Pog". I was stunned but not entirely surprises, as my family was entirely pro Heseltine. Later on the day on the second ballot I did an opinion poll of my class and found John Major leading to Douglas Hurd and I was the only pro Heseltine person!

Unless I'm mistaken this class of children would have been 10 years old at the time.

LINK

Man, I hope the schoolchildren of today know where they stand in the Brown vs Miliband debate. There's probably a hard core of Alan Johnson supporters who already smoke.

http://www.kommersant.com/photo/300/DAILY/2005/023/KP_40252_001_09.jpg

Good lookin' boy

alright i know I m a pompous ass and my english.......... is a desaster

solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

September 19 at 1:58pm
Hello,

I hope I'm not offending you by forgetting some past contact we had, but I'm not sure how I know you. Could you refresh my memory?

Thanks,

J---

E----- N-----
September 19 at 7:07pm
Report Message
I found your contact on the John Ashbery website; I'm looking for poetry contacts

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v60/193/102/632350157/n632350157_35703_9379.jpg

He looks kind of like a Jewish Ed.

After an ignore, dude requested me AGAIN. USER BLOCKED

Does he get a message saying he's been blocked? I want him to.

No, I think you just disappear off Facebook forever to him.

recently denied a request from an angry looking dude holding an AK47; possibly related to large number of Palestinian would-be buddies that have appeared since I set up a Carlos the Jackal fanpage

guy i don't know who appended the message to his request: "Artists and Curators of the World Unite!"

(nb: i am neither)

Someone called Charlie Riordan (who I've never heard of) who is friends with about 20 people all called Mark Murray.

NB that is not my name, so I have no idea why she added me.

I've got about 15 of them in limbo - because if you 'ignore'/deny they can ask again - and have only ever block-ignored a handful of people.