O SHI IT'S THE 2008 BUDGET THREAD

lol and he wears glasses!

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Dude is going to get hammered whatever he says, right?

sorry was distracted by porn. is it on now?

was you on www.alistairsdarlings.com?

www.divisionbelles.com

i heard he might throw in something crazy headline-grabbing like a tax on plastic bags to distract from the fact that we're all fucked. that'll do it.

Not a tax, just insisting supermarkets charge

cameron really is a prize twit.

The absence of tacky Division Belles pictures on Google Images saddens me.

Brown should definitely deliver today's speech in straw boater, stripy jacket and cane, though, before finishing off with a soft shoe shuffle in tandem with the ladies. More showbiz!

# Beer up by 4p a pint, wine 14p a bottle, spirits 55p a bottle and cider 3p a litre by Sunday.

Right, that's what you care about, everyone can go home now

Division Belles be damned, the Demon Eyes run the country.

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I see he has gone back to the tatty box that gordon eschewed.

The money was just resting in his account...

"By this time next week you will have to... kick Gordon Brown up the arse!"

Budget aside that Father Ted episode is just about perfect TV.

Even allowing for the budget, Father Ted is better.

haha
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National Year Of Reading?

We're going to need some more chairs if you're all coming here.

55p on a bottle of spirits??? Robbing twat.

But Jade Goody backs it!

That BBC panel ought to be on Give Us A Clue.

Now, I'm not down with indirect taxation anyway, but it strikes me that people burning petrol might be fucking up the world a bit more than the people swilling Vodkat.

Nazi Jade.
Weirdo dummy dancer Colin "Always Fucking Up When It Matters" Jackson.
Damian Lewis whom we all loved in...um...er, what was he in again?...
Spiv Theo.
Trisha - is she even still on Channel 5?
Kate Mosse, the well known typing error.

Reading the conservativehome live blog of the budget (someone had to) is like visiting another planet.

Superb by Cameron. Showed Darling how to make a speech

Darling visibly shrunk at DC's onslaught while Brown could only grin with embarrasment.

Also, the off the cuff put downs of the nauseating Balls were top draw. D C is top class thinking on his feet. What a contrast with Darling's turgid droning and regular mispronunciations.

I know I'm hardly an unbiased observer but he looked to me like he was reading a pre-written speech, was flustered by Balls shouting out (which was fairly childish) and had to look down to remember his big joke "The City may be having a credit crunch but this Government is having a credibility crunch.". The man has no fucking substance whatsoever.

Now, I'm not down with indirect taxation anyway, but it strikes me that people burning petrol might be fucking up the world a bit more than the people swilling Vodkat.

solution = drink petrol

I know I'm hardly an unbiased observer but he looked to me like he was reading a pre-written speech, was flustered by Balls shouting out (which was fairly childish) and had to look down to remember his big joke

Cameron is soooooooooooo overrated in the Commons! He's really not that good beyond the yah boo sucks knockabout stuff. Balls' comment, "So weak" = OTM!

When did you turn into a teenage girl?

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Darling visibly shrunk at DC's onslaught while Brown could only grin with embarrasment.

Also, the off the cuff put downs of the nauseating Balls were top draw. D C is top class thinking on his feet. What a contrast with Darling's turgid droning and regular mispronunciations.

Is this like Hansard porn?

nauseating Balls

Cameron having to look down to remember his big joke - roffles!

how about "My colleague the Prime Minister and I ha've managed to wreck the economy over the past 10 years after inheriting a good ecenomy and have undone all the repairs the Conservatives had made since 1979 when they picked up the last shambles left by a Labour government, I hereby tender my resignation as chancellor"

John, Ipswich

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