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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/
NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.
She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
― omar little, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)
No one answered his home phone number.
Of course he didn't, his toilet was finally unoccupied for the first time in two years!
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)
that is some kind of passive aggressive Guinness record.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)
-- StanM, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 4:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
^^^ :D great joke!
― and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)
shit happens
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG IN THERE?
― dan m, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
HAS ANYONE STARTED A THREAD ABOUT THE LADY THAT SAT ON THE TOILET FOR 2 YEARS?
― carne asada, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)
I HEAR SHE DID IT IN BLACKFACE.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
Piling up the jokes
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)
pix or didn't happen
― am0n, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
The relationship was bogged down.
― moley, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago)
It was more of a washout
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)
more of a flushout
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
Everything eventually came out okay, right?
― Michael White, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
She logged two full years on that toilet.
― moley, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
Time she logged out then?
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
more like woman shits on toilet seat for 2 years, lolol
― omar little, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
Come on, miss, open the door, we only have 2 toilets on this floor :-(
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
If this was the Elizabethan period, it would be "woman hangs arse out of window for two years"
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
No one answered his home phone number.Of course he didn't, his toilet was finally unoccupied for the first time in two years!-- StanM, Wednesday, March 12, 2008 4:01 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
She then said "I'd give it three years if I was you"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)
What, no courtesy flush?
― dan m, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
*Insert rubbish joke about girlfriend spending ages in bathroom here*
― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
I FINALLY REMEMBER TO LEAVE THE SEAT DOWN AND LOOK WHAT SHE DOES
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)
That'll do.
― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
COME ON GUYS THIS STUFF WRITES ITSELF
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
actually I can't even think of another one
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Toilet-Seat/toilet-seat-big.jpg
― am0n, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
Ewww. Piss on the seat is bad enough.
― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
Look, this is why she did it:
http://www.nbc10.com/news/15572924/detail.html
and it already escaped :-(
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
(several xposts) Maybe people are reluctant to post in case their joke gets pinched for a BBC3 sitcom?
― snoball, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
oh, very good - sitcom
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)
"Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat."
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
this is the most disturbing image i've had in a while
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
pinched
― omar little, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
Ilxor's Hand Grafts to Laser Mouse
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)
I've never heard it called a "Laser Mouse" before.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
Toilet-Trained Bobcat Becomes Internet Sensation is a great headline.
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
was she posting to ilx?
― deej, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
Did anyone stop posting around Feb. 27th?
― StanM, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)
This story makes me feel somewhat dizzy and sick. fuck, if i sit on the can for more than 10 minutes i'm staring down the barrel of a week of hemerrhoids. her entire anus must've been a giant throbbing painful lump
― Will M., Thursday, 13 March 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
prolapse.jpg
― Edward III, Thursday, 13 March 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
ME FLANGE GOT STUCK IN THETOILET ONE TIME I AD A BIG POO STUCK OOP IT
― Garu G's Gran, Thursday, 13 March 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
is this why luna never met anybody?
― and what, Thursday, 13 March 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)
She tripped over her dog, fell in the john, and got stuck.
― dan m, Thursday, 13 March 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple
any relation to this man:
http://culturalexploration.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/mr_whipple.jpg
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)
if they made a movie about this, who would you have directing it?
― noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
David Cronenberg
― nate woolls, Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
George Lucas. He has plenty of experience in putting out huge amounts of crap.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
can anyone remember the text adventure where you start out super glued to a toilet seat?
― nautical nooba (rionat), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno who I'd pick but Tim Burton sure as fuck wouldn't turn it down if offered the paycheck.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
i wouldn't turn it down if offered the paycheck tbh
― take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
but i mean does it matter who directs, as long as they get bums on seats?
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
...and when she gets tired she uses her feet
― based on the novel 'kush' by datfire (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
I'd do it if I got a slice of the profits.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)
depending on how big the paycheck is, there might be a logjam of people willing to do this
― noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not feeling too flush myself.
― We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
woman sits on toilet seat playing harp for 2 hours
― queen of the rapping scene (acoleuthic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
Harp-ic
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
rimshot
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
Toilet Stuck.
― ned ragú (suzy), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/152/PhoneBooth.jpg
― noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder what happened to her?
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)
(xpost) Certainly has an unusual ring.
― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know who designed that poster, but it sure pushes all my buttons
― noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
If I wanted to watch a shitty movie about a girl on the throne for years then
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/e/images/elizabeth-the-golden-age-poster-0.jpg
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 March 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity. pic.twitter.com/lfDbeXJdCX— Dave Vescio (@DaveVescio) December 17, 2019
― полезный инструмент (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 22:47 (five years ago)
They also did this to airplane seats.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:14 (five years ago)
smug whale looking sunovabitch jacks
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:37 (five years ago)
Great revive.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:41 (five years ago)
Hate this. Such a race to the bottom.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 00:06 (five years ago)
13°? challenge accepted
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 00:10 (five years ago)
all you've done is inspire your employees to work overtime to make their own custom seat modifiers
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 00:17 (five years ago)
xp degrees of defecation
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 00:17 (five years ago)
"cool my IBS got bad today and now I'm in physical pain sitting here, thanks for cutting my loo visit short, I'll do twice as many TPS reports now!"
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 00:18 (five years ago)
I still reckon I could still take some epic shits on that thing
― calzino, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 00:28 (five years ago)