Fucking clothes I want to wear to work tomorrow

I know as a habitual lurker it's a high-risk strategy for me to start rant threads with swearwords in, but bear with me.

what is this thread about it look intersting.

This thread is about failure as a 'manager' due to excessive respect for laughable people skills, and desire to become one of those monsters that 'tell it straight' and who nobody expects to have any fucking people skills.

fucking people skills?

Yeah! and those!

They should totally be in our new 'competency' 'framework'. Core fucking people skills, intermediate, and advanced. And 'contra-indicators'.

accessory for you, ljublana

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Thanks Felicity. Can I have a pink whip to match? For actual flogging, nothing kinky or enjoyable.

if you fuck your clothes today, you won't want to wear them tomorrow.

You're saying, delayed gratification? Fuck them at the weekend?

lol

Hey, ljub, I'm still up, call em if you want to vent!

<3 ljubljana

Call me - I should have put. But you knew that.

I'd quite like to call THEM and vent, but I'll settle for you, Ned.

Fucking VOICEMAIL Ned!

Ned T Rifle soothes with tails of crazy university professorial antics.

Core fucking people skills: fucking colleagues in the open plan office while accessing the Corporate File Plan.
Intermediate fucking people skills: fucking people in your office while placing enquirers on Call Park.
Intermediate fucking people skills: fucking the Board at a hotel specially hired for the purpose while defending your redrafted-at -2am strategic plan to the Chair.

Contra-indicators: a life.

I'd like to see the tail of a crazy professor.

Not that particular one you wouldn't.

Go to sleep!

No, for I am filing the tail of the corporate strategic fuck plan.

i want to wear clothes that are all the colours of all the highlighter pens in pen corale on my stupid desk

whatever you wear, make sure it widens participation

I wearing: heels and a new top and swingy trousers. The swingy trousers certainly widen something. The heels will enable me to reach low-hanging fruit. The top is the colour of the amber on the Corporate Risk Register.

No colour coordinated bullwhip though?

That top needs to be able to change colour as risk increases.

It will as she begins to draw blood.

Yes, and after the blood red, green as they cry and beg for mercy and get covered in snot. (Sorry)

all the things i am wearing today and yesterday were shades of grey

tho today there are some shades of brown

winter

There's a woman at work who only EVER wears greens, browns and oranges.

With the exception of our January vacation, I have worn the same clothes every single day this winter. My painting overalls with long johns underneath. I change my undies, don't worry. But as for the long-john top--it's amazing how long I can go between launderings. After menopause there are very few secretions from the armpit region. Life is good.

That said, I still covet this:
Florida dress

I WILL HAVE IT.

I WILL ALSO HAVE the "frumpy" dress Naomi Watts is wearing in this movie.
webpage w/ pictures

I haven't managed to lift any of the pictures by control-clicking. Hmmm. Bastards.

I nearly always only ever wear brown and black, though I did experiment with purple the other day (present from someone who felt I should wear things that aren't black or brown). It felt a bit bright and therefore wrong, so it's back to brown and black again for me.

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