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WIRE BABEZ POLL

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instead of ranking the seasons from best to worst AGAIN, let's talk about something important seriously

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Aimee (Kristin Proctor) 9
Theresa D'Agostino (Brandy Burre) 7
Kima Greggs (Sonja Sohn) 6
Shardene Innes (Wendy Grantham) 6
Beadie Russell (Amy Ryan) 5
Narese Campbell (Marlyne Afflack) 5
Snoop (Felicia Pearson) 3
Donette (Shamyl Brown) 3
Brianna Barksdale (Michael Hyatt) 2
Rhonda Pearlman (Deirdre Lovejoy) 2
Alma Gutierrez (Michelle Parress) 1
Tosha Mitchell (Edwina Findley) 1
Jennifer Carcetti (Megan Anderson) 0
miscellaneous McNulty/Carcetti/Cutty conquest 0
chick slobbing Mayor Royce's knob 0
Ms. Duquette (Stacie Davis) 0
Kimmy (Kelli R. Brown) 0
De'Londa Brice (Sandi McCree) 0
Marla Daniels (Maria Broom) 0
other0


― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 March 2008 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

I thought for one horrible moment you'd left out Nick Sobotka's girlfriend Aimee, but I see Kristin Proctor is present and correct and oh boy.

― Alba, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

d'agostino over shardene. donette distant third really.

― balls, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

Theresa D'Agostino (Brandy Burre)
Donette (Shamyl Brown)
Aimee (Kristin Proctor)

cannot decide

― omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

haha that's pretty much my top 3 too, in that order

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

McNulty's ex-wife
Narese
Theresa
Shardene
Rhonda
Brianna

― milo z, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

wait waht about Mrs. Ex-McNulty?

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

I think the penultimate option should be widened to "miscellaneous McNulty/Carcetti/Cutty/Kima conquest"

― Alba, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

kima kima kima kima

― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

ugh I meant to add McNulty's ex-wife and forgot at the last second

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

man, I got 4 lesbians in here w/o even including any of Kima's love interests

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

tossup between dagostino and the diner waitress mcnulty bags in season 2

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

"blonde McNulty fucks on the hood of some random car"

― milo z, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

haha i ALMOST made that its own category

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

I have a strange weakness for Rhonda Pearlman.

― Alba, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

winner of that is probably the coed he picks up in the bar with Bunk

― milo z, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

Alba OTM

― milo z, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

she got the crazy eye

― omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

d'agostino season 4 > d'agostino season 3. man, d'agostino season 4 - carcetti passing up that ass was the first and still deepest sign that THIS MAN HAS BETRAYED HIS IDEALS etc. of all the seasons for simon and burns to realized the cornball sex scenes were a glaring flaw of the show gah those bastards just one more cornball sex scene, you could've had a train whistle in the background or whatever. i haven't seen season 2 since it aired so i think i've forgotten what nick's girl looked like.

call me crazy but i might go beadie season 5 over ex-mcnutty. i might be swayed by amy ryan being a much much better actress than her from homicide.

― balls, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

haha cankles is gonna go crazy on this thread i bet

― balls, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

Carcetti didn't pass up Italian political operative booty.

― milo z, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

askmen.com down with my girl theresa too: http://www.askmen.com/women/votes_300/378_skinny_chicks.html

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

beadie will be underrated in this poll

― omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

I can only see Beadie as the cokehead in Gone Baby Gone and... no.

― milo z, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

btw you do know which character brianna is, right

― omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

just occurred to me that it's probably not D'Angelo's girl

― milo z, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if Snoop will pick up any votes.

― Alba, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

she's so well cast as D'Angelo's mother that I remember at first I had to google and make sure they weren't related IRL, but yeah, that resemblance is not particularly attractive. (xpost - D'Angelo's girl = Donette)

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

brianna - no doubt

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

i voted snoop - why cause her hair look interstn

― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

snoop in home depot might be my fave scene any of these had. kima solving that witness murder might top it.

― balls, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

dagostinos like some sort of weird alien tryin hard a look human - gross

― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

mcnuttys ex is teh hottest tho

― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/rescue-me/images/callie-thorne-1.jpg

ooh she mad X[

― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

i'll tell you who it isn't: Brianna Barksdale

mostly because i think she is an awful person

― gbx, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://i31.tinypic.com/29pqa6d.jpg

hey wtf michael doing there rong show buddy!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

mrs mcnulty look like shes in for a long night there

― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

that's some old hbo shit; i liked oz alot but man the gap in quality between the two post-homicide shows is pretty wide.

― balls, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

office workers to the left / neo-soul to the right

― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

alvarez was pretty soulful

― balls, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

i dont know alverez - he look like a jr broker

― jhøshea, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ wrong show!

that is so funny bc when i saw numichael all buff and shit w/ hoodie i was like 'uh did you stumble on to boat from teh wire?"

― tehresa, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

d'agostino
pearlman
poo mcnulty self-loathing fuck

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 March 2008 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

jennifer carcetti is way hotter than d'agostino

― max, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season05/character/jennifercarcetti.jpg

― gbx, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

in order:

Aimee
McNulty's Ex
Donette
D'Agostino
Jennifer Carcetti
Kima

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/actor_season03/theport/amyryan.jpg
Sweet Beatrice Russell!

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

I have a friend who really really reminds me of McNulty and his last girlfriend happened to look a lot like McNulty's ex. I guess there's no reason for anyone other than me to find that interesting.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

"the waitress that serves drunken McNulty and eventually goes home with him in episode 208"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dy0onycVHE

This is the right answer.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

Also, link apparently amazingly NSFW.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 20 March 2008 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season04/briannabraksdale.jpg

?

― Leee, Thursday, 27 March 2008 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

that's the stuff

― negotiable, Thursday, 27 March 2008 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

i actually thought it was for who was the best actress

― negotiable, Thursday, 27 March 2008 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

WHITE PEOPLE SURE LOVE THE WIRE

― sanskrit, Thursday, 27 March 2008 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

if the only people you know who love The Wire are white, that probably says more about you than about them.

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 27 March 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

the only way this can be resolved is by revealing the number of friends we have who arent white

― max, Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

Ronnie Pearlman is the new hottness on the bench.

― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 27 March 2008 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

hey max did you hear gay guys like rap

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 March 2008 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 27 March 2008 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

Wish I'd voted for Kimmy.

― Bryan, Saturday, 5 April 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

Kind of love how the girl with the least screentime won this poll. Guess she made the most of it...

― youcangoyourownway, Saturday, 5 April 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

Am I the only one who just realised Snoop was a girl?

― Meg Busset, Saturday, 5 April 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

yes

― max, Saturday, 5 April 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

In my defence, I have only seen up to s3 so far, so she's only been onscreen a few times.

― Meg Busset, Saturday, 5 April 2008 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Theresa D'Agostino (Brandy Burre)
Donette (Shamyl Brown)
Aimee (Kristin Proctor)

cannot decide

-- omar little, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 8:03 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Truly.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

The HBO pic of Carcetti's wife makes her look like Mrs. Lucky Charms.

― David R., Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

alma
nerese
kima
d'agostino
elena mcnulty

― mark cl, Thursday, 13 August 2009 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

ronnie pearlman? u guys serious?

― mark cl, Thursday, 13 August 2009 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

jen carcetti is zzzzz btw

― mark cl, Thursday, 13 August 2009 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

lol i thought d'agostino looked like a fish or some other type of animal

― permanent response lopp (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2009 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

or a hammerhead shark maybe

― permanent response lopp (harbl), Thursday, 13 August 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

"the waitress that serves drunken McNulty and eventually goes home with him in episode 208"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dy0onycVHE

This is the right answer.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 10:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

qft

― the creature from the white YAHHHGOON (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 13 August 2009 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

'cut to furious sex' sure but she's kinda gross

― mark cl, Thursday, 13 August 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

ronnie pearlman? u guys serious?

I can't speak for the other guy, but I was trying to vote for D'Agostino.

― Leee, Friday, 14 August 2009 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

honestly, how many were solely voting for Aimee's boobs?

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 14 August 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

perfect boobs are worth 5 pts on the 1-10 scale and her face is at least a 7 so......

― omar little, Friday, 14 August 2009 04:20 (seventeen years ago)

the fact that her boobs were worthy of discussion on the commentary track says a lot. She really did have amazing boobs.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 14 August 2009 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

Random redhead reporter who shows up 3/4 of the way through season 5 to talk to Gus about Scott -- HOTT!

― the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

haven't seen that ep yet. tho so far alma wins s5 imo

― mark cl, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

whoa alma's married to d'angelo irl

― mark cl, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

4 hurting 2:

http://www.hbo.com/thewire/img/castcrew/character_season05/character/rebeccacorbett.jpg

― goole, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

but mainly 4 me

― goole, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

Is there something up with pearson (snoop), nutrition-wise?

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

wait isn't the redhead newslady an editor? She appears a few more times, and has a great bit where she just says, "Huh."

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

you might be right -- I had a big gap in my Season 5 viewing so when I saw her in that episode it was like "Whoa, who's THAT"

Also the way the scene was shot it looked like she was going to be hitting on Gus but it didn't happen.

― the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

Is there something up with pearson (snoop), nutrition-wise?

she was a crack baby.

― chronicles of paranoimia (sic), Thursday, 20 August 2009 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

should have voted ms duquette

― W i l l, Saturday, 22 August 2009 01:51 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

kara quick (hurting's babe) has really delicate features...she'll look the same at 60 as she does now

― =皿= (dyao), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 05:27 (sixteen years ago)

also not one mention of the two chicks omar ran with? I think the one in the tracksuit (who gets shot in the head) was hot, you can rob me anytime baby

― =皿= (dyao), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 07:02 (sixteen years ago)

this show also has a lot of bug-eyed actors: d'agostino, mcnulty's ex-wife, narese, marlo (though I guess marlo is more bird-eyed)

― =皿= (dyao), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 07:02 (sixteen years ago)

xp - those ladies would be Tosha Mitchell and Kimmy - I prefer Kimmy, personally.

― sarahel, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 07:07 (sixteen years ago)

Theresa D'Agostino (Brandy Burre) 7

ok really? i'm not typically one to descend on a poll result with a lot of wtf but wtf?

― you want a war on christmas i'll give you a fuckin war on christmas (will), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 07:16 (sixteen years ago)

Shardene
Shardene
Shardene
(Donnette)
(Donnette)

― Jordan, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 8:46

― things that make you go (hmmmm), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 07:22 (sixteen years ago)

Is there no mention of the female phd student/teacher in the alternative class in season 4?

― EDB, Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

ok really? i'm not typically one to descend on a poll result with a lot of wtf but wtf?

ILX is into chicken ladies apparently

― larry craig memorial gloryhole (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)

I went to high school with Tosha, btw.

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

This poll has the correct winner.

― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

brandy burre is such a porn star name.

― thomp, Thursday, 31 December 2009 01:59 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

Brandy Burre's IMDB profile is depressingly scant.

― Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Friday, 10 January 2014 05:08 (twelve years ago)


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