Father Ted supporting priest poll

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Father Austin Purcell ("I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards") 10
Father Fintan Stack (Jack's replacement who liked drum n bass) 5
Father Damien "Damo" Lennon (Whistle-stealing Oasis fan) 5
Father Paul Stone (boring priest that gets hit by lightning) 5
Father Hernandez (Cuban priest) 3
Father Tiernan, Father Rafter, Father Cafferty and Father Leonard (Kraftwerk priests) 2
Father Liam Finnegan (the dancing priest) 2
Father Todd Unctious (not a real priest) 2
Father Flynn ("It's me in the nip! With a dog!") 2
Father Brian Eno (actually Brian Eno) 1
Father Bigley (big puffy lips) 1
Father Barty Dunne (laughing priest) 1
Father Ned Fitzmaurice (goalkeeper for Craggy Island over 75s football team, no kneecaps) 1
Father Billy O'Dwyer (gambling addict DJ) 1
Father Kevin (Shaft/Radiohead suicide priest) 1
Father Nick (dead priest in coffin that can receive faxes) 0
Father Buzz Cagney (American priest) 0
Father Romeo Sensini ("can climb two flights of stairs unassisted and he needs only one nun to help him get out of 0
Father Sweeney (has a very small bladder, the size of a Terry's Chocolate Orange) 0
Father Jessup (Sarcastic priest) 0
Father Fitzgibbon (looks like a cup) 0
Father Derek Beeching (fond of saying mass) 0
Father Seamus Fitzpatrick (Nazi priest) 0
Father Paul Cleary (doesn't like diagonal sandwiches) 0
Father Liam Deliverance ("SHODDY WORKSMANSHIP") 0
Father Cave and Father Gallagher (gay priests on crashing plane) 0
Father O'Shea (Impregnated housekeeper, forced her to leave country) 0
Father Joe Briefly (Himalaya Joe) 0
Father "Frosty" Frost (Father Damo's keeper) 0
Father Fintan Fay (Monkey priest) 0
Father Benny Cake ("anyway, the song was called 'Vienna'")0


Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

Father Neil Hannon!
Father Spodo Commodo!

ledge, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

"I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards"

^^^actually laughed out loud C+Ping this

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

No all of the above option?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

Greatest poll of all time.

chap, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

Father Austin Purcell - "We put an extension on the extension - and now the house goes round in a circle"

ledge, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

"The first one, that's the sound of a fridge. The second one is the sound of a man humming."

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

Where's Larry Duff?

chap, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

Recurring character, so not under the confines of this poll

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

Father Todd Unctious (not a real priest)
RONG

He took the other priest's clothes cos that was just the way things were going!

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

i'm dyin' here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVMTODge_k0&feature=related

ledge, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

Father Flynn ("It's me in the nip! With a dog!"), though the sarcastic priest was a real contender

n/a, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Decided on Fintan Stack for being both hilarious and utterly terrifying. And for getting Dougal drunk.

chap, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot choose. I love all of them, even Graham Norton.

suzy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

he was v good in this

blueski, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

haha Damo

Ste, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

"He's not the boss of me!"

Venga, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

laughing priest is kind of terrifyingly close to home

Laughed heartily at Romeo Sensini

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

does Dick Byrne count as a supporting priest?

top 3:
Father Fintan Stack (Jack's replacement who liked drum n bass)
Father Flynn ("It's me in the nip! With a dog!")
Father Hernandez (Cuban priest)

which one was the one who mrs doyle spent hours trying to guess the name of and then looked really smug when she finally got it?

blueski, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

Who was it that made reference to somebody running their electricity of their gas and their gas off their electricity and saving £200 as a result

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah Todd Unctious sorry xp

blueski, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

If that is your real name

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Austin Purcell, see the youtube above (xp to tmgts)

Who was the priest who shook his fist at god, shouting "YOU BASTARD!!" after some other priest had died?

ledge, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

Father Paul Stone

DavidM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

he was saying it wrt Father Jack 'dying' - "he could've been Pope!"

blueski, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

who's the priest that father dougal accidentally convinced to become an athiest hippy?

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

xp aye steve is right but it was never paul stone

ledge, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

i.e. "you know the part in the Bible where it says Jesus is the son of God"

priest: "yes"

father dougal: "and how he died for our sins and all that"

priest: "yes yes"

father dougal: "well that's the part i just don't get"

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

He was a bishop so maybe he doesn't count.

xxpost

chap, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

chrz ledge!

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

who's the priest that father dougal accidentally convinced to become an athiest hippy?

SHAFT!

blueski, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

I can't choose!!!

"It's me in the nip! With a dog!" is one of my favorite FT moments!!

ENBB, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

Father Fintan Stack (Jack's replacement who liked drum n bass)

He's a contender too.

ENBB, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

"he could've been Pope!"

Chuckle

Tom D., Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

i.e. "you know the part in the Bible where it says Jesus is the son of God"

priest: "yes"

father dougal: "and how he died for our sins and all that"

priest: "yes yes"

father dougal: "well that's the part i just don't get"

The best thing about that bit is how Dougal saunters on with a look of vacant bliss on his face while the Bishop stops walking in utter horror.

chap, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

internet says bishop o'neill is the hippie convert.

internet also has full list of names mrs doyle comes up with when trying to guess todd unctious' pal's name:

Fr. Andy Riley,Fr. Desmond Coyle,Fr. George Byrne, Fr. David Nicholson, Fr. Declan Lynch, Fr. Ken Sweeney, Fr. Neil Hannon, Fr. Keith Cullen, Fr. Ciaran Donnelly, Fr. Mick McEvoy, Fr. Jack White, Fr. Henry Bigbigging, Fr. Hank Tree, Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie (or Hershey McTwinkie), Fr. Stig Bubblecard (or Bubblecarrot), Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin' , Fr. Luke Duke, Fr. Billy Ferry, Fr. Chewy Louie, Fr. John Hoop, Fr. Hairycake Linehan, Fr. Rebulah Conundrum, Fr. Peewee Stairmaster with the Tighthead Lips, Fr. Jemima Racktool, Fr. Jerry Twig, Fr. Spodo Komodo, and Fr. Cannabranna Lammer.

ledge, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

lol 'Hairycake Linehan'

Ste, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

Can I just take the time to note how happy I am that this threatened development never came to pass:

Oh fucking fuck -- 'Father Ted' to be AMERICANIZED

The best thing about that bit is how Dougal saunters on with a look of vacant bliss on his face while the Bishop stops walking in utter horror.

My favorite Dougal moment along the lines of vacant looks:

TED: "YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?"

*immediate cut to accident chaos/fires/smoke/Dougal just sort of standing there with an 'oh well' look*

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, "Spodo Komodo".

chap, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5oPOVC744

am0n, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo9ZeEoX28

am0n, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh i voted 4 the cutty ranks one

am0n, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

*immediate cut to accident chaos/fires/smoke/Dougal just sort of standing there with an 'oh well' look*

maybe the best non-animated cut-to ever

blueski, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

Best poll ever.

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

Father Romeo Sensini was the Italian wheelchair indoor football ringer, right?

I'm torn between Drum and Bass Priest, the "I Knew A Woman Once" Priest and the Very Boring Voice Priest. #2 might win out I think.

I have no memory of the Kraftwerk priests, which means there might still be an episode of Father Ted I've never seen! Joy.

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

I can't remember the I Knew A Woman Once Priest! :-(

ENBB, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

Father Romeo Sensini was the Italian wheelchair indoor football ringer, right?

Yep.

Results 1 - 5 of 5 for "romeo sensini" trapattoni. (0.16 seconds)

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

look at the first youtube clip posted

xpost

Gukbe, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

This is rock. I'm torn between Father Paul Stone, Father Hernandez and Father Flynn. I think I might have to vote for Father Hernandez, because y'know, celibacy is hard on a man.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

Heh heh heh

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to have to watch every episode of Father Ted in order before voting.

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

I have no memory of the Kraftwerk priests, which means there might still be an episode of Father Ted I've never seen! Joy.

aren't they in the Song For Europe episode?

blueski, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

Father Liam Deliverance is great value too.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Best poll ever.

Aye

Tom D., Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Is Graham Norton happy-clappy caravan youthclub priest Fr Noel Furlong not on poll because G. Norton is so annoying? Because I remember laughing hysterically at that. But then I remember laughing hysterically at most of these, and the rest I don't remember at all, but would probably go "oh, this one" at and then laugh hysterically some more.

(sudden urge to buy complete set of Father Ted DVDs)

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

He's in more than one episode

Tom D., Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

aren't they in the Song For Europe episode?

I think they're in the raffle episode.

chap, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

sudden urge to buy complete set of Father Ted DVDs

You're telling me.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Raffle episode in full: http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1143777p9Z3j5Xs

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

I had almost all of them taped off the telly, then I got the VHS box set, plus they repeat them all the time anyway so I can probably live without the DVDs, unless there's tons of extras on them - I don't think there is much?

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 20 March 2008 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

Does Mrs Doyle's mole move?

Yes. Between Series 1 and 2 it moves from one side of her face to the other, and in Series 3 it vanishes altogether.

am0n, Thursday, 20 March 2008 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

I finally voted for Fr. Damo.

suzy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Father Cave and Father Gallagher (gay priests on crashing plane)

"Should we not just have a bit of an old pray? Maybe God will... help... us..." (sits down)

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vc7mhiRJEkI

omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

(Father Billy O'Dwyer has just finished explaining the turntables and mixing console to Ted)
Ted: So, what records have you got?
O'Dwyer: Records?

snoball, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

The "Blur or Oasis?" one.

Bodrick III, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ Most 90s thing ever.

Bodrick III, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Huh, I was sure that Father Stone was not just the unwanted houseguest in series 1 but also the boring-voiced priest with the moustache in the lingerie section escape episode and so was as much of a recurring character as Father Noel Furlong, but it seems it isn't the same priest at all.

Tempted by Shaft priest tonight as I just watched all of that episode on youtube.

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

Father Jessop is very good, the "most sarcastic priest in Ireland".

"Did you take the back road Father?"

"No, we came round by SOUTHERN YEMEN"

Ronan, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

Watched the episode where the island gets a chinatown and Ted inherits the Nazi gear last night. Classic.

ENBB, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know the Priest's name, but the one in Christmassy Ted who has the boring voice:

Father Ted: Who's got the most boring voice?
Billy: What?
Father Ted: Of the lot of us, who's got the most boring voice?
Priest: (extremely dull voice) That'd be me, Ted...
Father Ted: Right, now, listen to me--
Priest: I have an awful dreary monotonous voice, God help me...
Father Ted: Yes, yes, now listen--
Second priest: (loud stage voice) Ted! Were you asking for a dramatic, exciting voice?
First priest: No. He said boring. He wanted a boring voice.
Second priest: In that case, you must excuse me for my impetuous interruption!
Father Ted: Listen! This is what we're going to do...

Tongham Hobbs, Friday, 21 March 2008 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, this list is incomplete, I remember that one that keeps playing "Ghost Town" repeatedly, and yeah, a few from the Xmas special, the one who had ws having a nervous breakdown...but good work, etc.

ws tempted to go for Brian Eno for a cpl of seconds there.

It ws either jungle loving priest or Father Stone, as they're two sides of the same coin I'll go for neither. I chose the Cuban priest.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 22 March 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

. I chose the Cuban priest.

He was played by Gupta from Only When I Laugh!

Herman G. Neuname, Saturday, 22 March 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

I remember that one that keeps playing "Ghost Town" repeatedly

What, you mean Father Billy O'Dwyer (gambling addict DJ) ?

It's all about Fr. Austin Purcell though, isn't it.

"I'll never forget what my father used to say. Always... ... NEVER..."

aldo, Saturday, 22 March 2008 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

The Ultravox joke doesn't work because Midge Ure was in Slik before then, GOD-DAMMIT!

JTS, Sunday, 23 March 2008 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

"What, you mean Father Billy O'Dwyer (gambling addict DJ) ?"

oops yes that's the guy.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 23 March 2008 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

"We run the electricity off the gas and the gas off the electricity and save £10 a week."

King Boy Pato, Monday, 24 March 2008 08:00 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Friday, 28 March 2008 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hO97ky-sA

chap, Friday, 28 March 2008 02:26 (eighteen years ago)


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