Unnecessary Hygiene Products: The Next Frontier?

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Has everybody got their tongue brush yet? What now?

― Curt, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't you just use your toothbrush for that job?

― Deadman, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Luddite!

― Curt, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

BIORE!!!!!!!!!!

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course I have my tongue brush. I order anything from the Harriet Carter catalog if there is a full-color illustration. Toilet mini- golf? Squirrel lamp caddy? I'll buy it.

― Mandee, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to have a water pic. Not once did I use it on my teeth, instead it was used to blast away at spiders that found their way into the bathroom. I used to say this to steady my nerves as I was on the prowl:

"Whatever may happen, I have the water pic and they have not"

― lawrence kansas, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We don't really have water pics in Britain. I always thought they were mainly used for female masturbation, but I could be wrong on this point.

― N., Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lets face it, if water shoots from it a woman will pervert it to her own twisted needs. I have the life sized posters to prove it.

― lawrence kansas, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, I think I may spend tonight checking out fire hydrants.

― Emma, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

see what I mean?

― lawrence kansas, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

At least fire hydrants don't bang on about football. And they always call when they say they will.

― Emma, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but they smell of wee, surely?

― chris, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

See, you won't be a lonely old spinster.

― Graham, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah but men smell of wee too so they're even on that one.

― Emma, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And you can use a fire extinguisher to prrop open doors.

― Anna, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This thread is turning into a terrible email circular.

― N., Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But you shouldn't. Especially not fire doors - like they are always being used to prop open. Those fire doors are shut for a reason you know - to stop the spread of fire. And constant banging by doors can cause dents in the fire extinguisher which could eventually lead to a hairline crack through which all pressure will be lost.

How happy will you be whwen you burn to death eh?

― Pete, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How happy will you be when you burn to death eh?

― Pete, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fire HYDRANTS not fire EXTINGUISHERS do you people not know the difference?

― Emma, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yes I do, thankyou very much.

― chris, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes I meant to say I would not even DREAM of conducting a sexual liaison with a fire extinguisher, do you think I'm desperate or something?

Don't answer that.

― Emma, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had assumed you meant extinguishers as they are rather more portable and wouldn't leave you soaking and in a compramising position in the middle of the street.

― Anna, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OUT mental image OUT I SAY!!!!

― chris, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love this board.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

TMI Dan. Ew.

― Graham, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fire extinguishers shoot out some foamy rubbish don't they, rather than water? So that wouldn't be much good.

I always make sure I seek out hydrants on quiet streets. And I wear PVC so it doesn't get wet & see thru.

I hope this doesn't lead to a stream (har har) of pervy emails.

― Emma, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fire extinguishers shoot out different things depending on what kind of fires they're designed to put out. Some have water. The ones to avoid in this context are really the powder ones (for electrical fires, I think).

― N., Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, an extinguisher that shoots powder will not put out a fire of the loins. Unless it's a sex-bot, then it will.

― lawrence kansas, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Or an inexpertly wired homemade vibrator.

― Graham, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am surprised you chaps haven't been snapped up by Cosmo to write sex tips. No really I am.

― Emma, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Creepy sexpert Graham gives his guide to bad masturbation"

― N., Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Creepy Tasty Romantic Nick tells you which fire extinguishers to avoid in the bedroom'

― Emma, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I bet you added at least one of those words at the last minute.

― N., Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eh? What are you on about? Creepy man.

― Emma, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You tell him.

― Graham, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shut up.

― N., Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I too love this board. You wonderful people.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three years pass...

Random threads rock.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually believe electric toothbrushes are silly. I'm not sure if I really think that they're useless and a maufactured necessity, or if I'm being ridiculously stubborn about adopting a new and pleasant techology.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

remy, don't derail the thread. it's about female masturbation, not toothbrushes.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

No no, Jer is saying he thinks they're useless for masturbating with, so its all good!

...uh... you were, weren't you Jer? :D

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

i was just doing some innocent online shopping for purses and, to my chagrin, found that there are specialty vomit bags for sale?
look at the pictures! are these for real?

Morning Chicness Bags are compact, disposable, affordable, and yet stylish vomit bags.

http://www.morningchicnessbags.com/

― it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Monday, 15 August 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

I have since come around on the subject of electric toothbrushes. For teeth-brushing with, not for masturbating.

― turning in the widening gyre (remy bean), Monday, 15 August 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

Clearly the vomit bag makers are angling for a slice of the baby shower gag-gift business. Or they are insane.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

the over-the-shoulder vomit bag

― sweatpants life trajectory (schlump), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if Tiffani (Amber) Thiessen knows that her image is being used to shill vomit bags.

― it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

She must, right?

Here is the founder of the vomit bag industry with...Blossom!

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-94829666678132/Mayim-Bialik

― it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-94829666678132/modelincar

― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

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